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funny movie = Blazing Saddles
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Blazing Saddles = mongo
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mongo = pawn
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Pawn = Bobby Fischer
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Bobby Fischer = Searching For
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searching for=lost
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lost = amelia earhart
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amelia earhart = just another bad woman driver (flyer)
*quickly ducks all heavy objects thrown by female readers of this thread* |
just another bad woman driver = my ex who once backed up on the damn freeway in a lane because she missed her exit
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what i wish my ex had done=swallow
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swallow = carries coconuts
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carries coconuts = http://www.cloverleafart.com/CloverL...s/Coconuts.gif
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http://www.cloverleafart.com/CloverL...s/Coconuts.gif=makes me wonder if it's a girl or a crossdresser
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mary ann = trapped on an island
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trapped on an island = Alcatraz
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Alcatraz = shrouded mystery
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= women.......... |
women= best and worst thing in the world
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best and worst thing in the world = coca cola!
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coca cola = evil company with mob ties
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evil company with mob ties = Disney
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Disney = movies
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movies = flicks
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flicks = Bics
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Bics = come on baby....light my fire
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light my fire = the end
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the end = my only friend
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= my johnson |
my johnson = the wife's best friend too
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my wife's best friend too = shake, rattle and roll
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shake, rattle and roll = fast food at mc snake
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fast food at mc snake = the "sidewinder..."
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sidewinder = Microsoft Peripheral
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Microsoft Peripheral = buy me now
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= is this a sausage party? |
Is this a sausage party? = your ass
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= is mine!!!! |
is mine!!!! = only thing a three year old can say!!!
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only thing a three year old can say!!! = gimme
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gimme = my philosophy of life
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my philosophy of life = sleep is good
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= if you can get any |
if you can get any = horizontal mambo
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horizontal mambo = babies that wave at you
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babies that wave at you = mommy, my hand caught on fire
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mommy, my hand caught on fire = hairspray + match + spare time
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hairspray + match + spare time = 5 to 10 in the county pen
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5 to 10 in the county pen = Michael Jackson's Next Album Title
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= I SUCK *hey Astro........good to see ya' man.* |
I suck = depression
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depression = downward spiral of misery.
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downward spiral of misery = the 49ers season
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= 69er's would have done better |
69er's would have done better = are we still talking about football?
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are we still talking about football = Germany is the host of the next World Cup
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Germany is the host of the next World Cup = People watch soccer, why?
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People watch soccer, why? = it's the world's game
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it's the world's game = love and money
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love and money = don't mix well
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don't mix well = fire and rain
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fire and rain = potential disaster catalysts
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being in a band=something I'm proud of
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= my two kids |
my two kids = still just a twinkle
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Still just a twinkle = little star
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little star = starry night
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starry night = no rain
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no rain = Blind Melon's hit
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Blind Melon's hit = Forgettable
;) |
Forgettable = New Coke
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new coke = more profit
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more profit = microsoft
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Mocrosoft = Limitations
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Limitations = a man's got to know his
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a man's got to know his = girl's mind
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girl's mind = working 24 hours a day
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Working 24 hours a day = My libido
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my libido = working overtime
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working overtime = not me
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working overtime = killed by bush
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killed by bush = civil liberties
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civil liberties = the kind you can get away with
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You guys skipped my post. :eek:
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= sounds like the kids |
sounds like the kids = "you're mommy's alright, you're daddy's alright..."
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"you're mommy's alright, you're daddy's alright...." = but they're going to need rehab
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but they're going to need rehab = What my doctor told me about my kids
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what my doctor told me about my kids = big mistake
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20 some odd wobbly pops last night = did ya at least get lucky?
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= was there someone there too? |
was there someone there too? = what I remember about my 10th birthday party
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what I remember aboout my 10th birthday party = it was over 8 years ago
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it was over 8 years ago = my 21st birthday
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my 21st birthday = in the library
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