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in the library = knowledge for the masses
(which they don't use anyway) |
knowledge for the masses = a thing of the past
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= getting so drunk you puke... |
getting so drunk you puke = not very smart
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not very smart = a vote for 'W'
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a vote for 'W' = acceptance that the future, for the next 4 years at least, will be filled with the daily anticipation of a continuing collapse of the increasingly fragile stability of our very existence in this country that I truly love.
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acceptance that the future, for the next 4 years at least, will be filled with the daily anticipation of a continuing collapse of the increasingly fragile stability of our very existence in this country that I truly love = ain't no sunshine when you're gone
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ain't no sunshine when you're gone = babe, i don't wanna wash your pillowcase until you come on back home to me. hurry! please, don't be away too long.
<small>ha! maybe i should start writing country-western lyrics? :lol:</small> |
babe, i don't wanna wash your pillowcase until you come on back home to me. hurry! please, don't be away too long. = /me ain't comin' home 'til you wash my pillowcase
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me ain't comin' home 'til you wash my pillowcase = I've found another pussy
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I've found another pussy = now my cat's got a playmate
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now my cat's got a playmate = three blind mice
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three blind mice = W, Cheney, Rice
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W, Cheney, Rice = the axis of evil
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the axis of evil = lame rhetoric
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lame rhetoric = honi soit qui mal y pense
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honi soit qui mal y pense = unintelligible jibber jabber
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unintelligible jibber jabber = Mike Tyson's everyday speech
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Mike Tyson's everyday speech = an earful
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an earful = Peterson's denial of any involvement in his wife's death
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Peterson's denial of any involvement in his wife's death = a liar who will be taking it up the butt behind bars
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a liar who will be taking it up the butt behind bars=probably a short lifespan!
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probably a short lifespan! = saving taxpayers a lot of moola to keep a monster alive
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saving taxpayers a lot of moola to keep a monster alive = SOCIAL SECURITY
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= how fuckin' secure is that........ hey Astro..........how you been? |
how fuckin' secure is that = Iraq
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Iraq = a wasteland thanks to Bush
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a wasteland thanks to Bush = leftist productive thought?
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leftist productive thought? = be all that you can be
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be all that you can be = old and busted
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old and busted = flat in Baton Rouge
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flat in Baton Rouge = a girl with two problems
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a girl with two problems = Eve White
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Eve White = paul newman's wife
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paul newman's wife = Salad Dressing
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= vinegar how the hell you been Astro? |
looking for one = Searching for more
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<b>thecoldone33</b>, huh?
I'm going back to <b>flyman</b>'s. vinegar = a bad sport drink |
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beef semen = business opportunity
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business opportunity = VaPooRize
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VaPooRize = Mr. Hankey
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Mr. Hankey = christmas classics
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Christmas classics = drunken, abusive family members
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drunken, abusive family members = blackmail opportunity
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= how much money do you got on ya'? |
how much money you got on ya? = Partisan hard-sell
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Partisan hard-sell = BAN ON ALL ERECTIONS
I'm fine... starting another job in a few weeks. |
ban on all erections = impossibility
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impossibility = world peace
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world peace = an unrealistic ideal
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unrealistic ideal = compromise
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an unrealistic ideal = competent driving on a holiday
--- compromise = bumper cars |
competent driving on a holiday = maybe on a golf course
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maybe on a golf course = where's my brother?
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where's my brother? = yo! bro!
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yo! bro! = wassup!
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wassup! = illiterate middle-schoolers running wild in the streets
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illiterate middle-schoolers running wild in the streets = Oakland
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fuckin' Raiders= Horny Vikings
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Horny Vikings = silly people with silly hats
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silly people with silly hats = Most People in the Middle East
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Most People in the Middle East = thirsty
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thirsty = dehydration
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= time for a wobbly pop |
time for a wobbly pop = anytime after sunrise...
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:thumbsup: |
tequila = another
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another = someone lying unconcious on the floor
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someone lying unconscious on the floor = been there, done that, wore out a few t-shirts
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= rock concert......... |
rock concert = two or more stones acting together
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two or more stones acting together = http://www.artkane.com/fullsize/music/stones.jpg
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http://www.artkane.com/fullsize/music/stones.jpg = gearin' up for "sticky fingers"
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gearin' up for "sticky fingers" = plying her with booze...
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plying her with booze = loose and lugubrious
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= SLUT!!!!!!!!!!! |
Slut = a woman with an open mind
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a woman with an open mind = a member of TFP
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a member of TFP = Must be a cool person
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Must be a cool person = some who is out in the snow
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some(one?) who is out in the snow = me next week, probably putting on tire chains and freezing my ass off while she sits in the warm car :eek:
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me next week, probably putting on tire chains and freezing my ass off while she sits in the warm car=more sex than usual
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more sex than usual=using the other hand
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using the other hand = "Well, it's the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right -- tch -- over too quickly."
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= brushing my teeth |
brushing my teeth = followed by flossing
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followed by flossing = rinseing with listerine
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rinseing with listerine = followed by looking in the mirror
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followed by looking in the mirror = another year older
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another year older = another year closer to death
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another year closer to death = everyone is a young whippersnapper
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everyone is a young whippersnapper = what's with the crap these kids listen to these days?
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what's with the crap these kids listen to these days? = damn I feel old now
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damn I feel old now = hold on a second while I drink my Metamucil so that I will be able to take a crap later today
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hold on a second while I drink my Metamucil so that I will be able to take a crap later today = message on my answering machine
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message on my answering machine = drunk friend at 3 AM
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drunk friend at 3 AM = Nothing happened, right?
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Nothing happened, right? = All your friends laughing at you.
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