YOUR UNCLE! = you lose

you lose = I win

I win = we are all winner in out own way...well, everyone but you

= blackjack

midgets playing basketball = devolution of human kind

blackjack = why did you hit me with that?

blackjack = why the hell did i just waste all my money?

why the hell did i just waste all my money? = I could have wasted it on a hooker

= semen :D

semen = does anyone else smell that?

Does anyone else smell that= I could've sworn I turned the coffee pot off

I could've sworn I turned the coffee pot off = you have have to clean the mug if it is always full!

you have have to clean the mug if it is always full! = in this case, two "haves" do make a "full..."

in this case, two "haves" do make a "full..." = more reason to proof read posts

more reason to proof read posts = spellcheck?

spellcheck = Word

how about.....




= fuck.













you all know i'd say it anyways right?

fuck = when ever

(because it's hard to get rid of...)

Whenever= The best time for fucking

The best time for fucking = anytime

anytime = the right time for a bong hit.

the right time for a bong hit = 24/7

24/7 = "all day, and all of the night..."

"all day, and all of the night..." = girl, i want to be with you

fantastic!!!

girl, i want to be with you = all of the time

all of the time = there is something good about being kinky

there is something good about being kinky = where's my riding crop?

where's my riding crop? = next to my whips and chains

= next to the dildos......... :thumbsup:

Next to the dildos = A bit dark and dusty, but still room for a few more

Try equalling that one.

A bit dark and dusty, but still room for a few more = its a good time to throw out all those half-drank bottles of beer you have been keeping for 20 years.

its a good time to throw out all those half-drank bottles of beer you have been keeping for 20 years. = deposit/return only went up a nickel

= beer cans are ten cents each don't you know!!!!!

beer cans are ten cents each don't you know!!!!! = flyman is rich!

= yeah!!!!! what a fuckin' dreamer :confused:

=being rich makes you happy

= it only gets you more stuff

=being good-looking

being good-looking = emulating me and fly

that deserves a cheers!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

that deserves a cheers!!!!!!! = Can i hear a w00t w00t!

can I hear a wOOt wOOt!=feel like I'm at a rap concert

feel like I'm at a rap concert = my fuckin' head hurts.

my fuckin' head hurts = note to self: dont smoke crack

Note to self; don't smoke crack= stick to pot

stick to pot = burnt noodles

burnt noodles = I'm sure someone else will clean it

I'm sure someone else will clean it = oooohh...icky...

oooohh...icky... = damn that was fun, need a towel?

=.....oh and,thanks for droppin' the soap eh!!!! :thumbsup:

=enjoying the view

= the women of TFP. :thumbsup:

=rule the board ;)

= And tomorrow the WORLD!!!!!

And tomorrow the WORLD!!!!! = but i want to be the chicken of today

but i want to be the chicken of today = or is it fish

or is it fish - Abe Vigoda?

Abe Vigoda = Barney Miller's murderous right hand man

Barney Miller's murderous right hand man = wojo

wojo = i have no idea what that means

I have no idea what that means = to be without you

("Jon" prob. should have posted this but I was first)
to be without you = pure hell

= an empty beer fridge :eek:

An empty beer fridge = a reason to kill yourself

a reason to kill yourself = a visit from the in-laws

(or is it fish - Abe Vigoda?)

(Abe Vigoda = Barney Miller's murderous right hand man)

(Barney Miller's murderous right hand man = wojo)

(wojo = i have no idea what that means)

"Barney Miller"
[TV-Series 1975-1982]

Complete credited cast:
Hal Linden .... Capt. Barney Miller
Barbara Barrie .... Elizabeth Miller (1975-1976)
Abe Vigoda .... Det. Phil Fish (1975-1977)
Max Gail .... Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz (also as Maxwell Gail)
Ron Glass .... Det. Ron Harris
Jack Soo .... Det. Nick Yemana (1975-1978)
Gregory Sierra .... Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale (1975-1976)
Steve Landesberg .... Det. Arthur Dietrich (1976-1982)
Ron Carey .... Officer Carl Levitt (1976-1982)
James Gregory .... Insp. Frank Luger

= just fucking lovely

just fucking lovely = waking your S.O. up at 3am with a blow job

= something I'm not about to experience anytime soon

= celibacy

celibacy = what someone who cant get anything calls it

what someone who cant get anything calls it = without

without = deprived


Bryn

deprived = just about every thought that passes through my head

just about every thought that passes through my head = nothing ever good can come from this

Nothing good can ever come from this = Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes = lawyers, I mean blood sucking scum.....

lawyers, I mean blood sucking scum..... = goddamnit, I wasted my 8 grand on this

goddamnit, I wasted my 8 grand on this = my 6 month old gaming rig is too slow!

my 6 month old gaming rig is too slow! = Doom 3 will be the death of us all

= the death of us all will be something far worse than Doom 3

the death of us all will be something far worse than Doom 3
= can't compare video games to real life

can't compare video games to real life = the main reason "The Sims" sucks!

the main reason "The Sims" sucks = you have to download a mod to see them naked

you have to download a mod to see them naked = is the first chance many computer geeks get to see boobs

= ever heard of PLAYBOY magazines?

ever heard of PLAYBOY magazines? = Good reading material

Good reading material = CreamPie

Cream Pie = Boston

Boston = terrier

terrier = what an airtraft lands on in the middle of the otean

what an airtraft lands on in the middle of the otean = Saratoga

Saratoga = best...music video....ever

best...music video....ever = haven't seen it yet

haven't seen it yet = a naked woman

a naked woman=what no man would turn down

what no man would turn down = a bed

a bed = backseat of the shaggin' wagon

backseat of the shaggin' wagon = is really cool...but gettings shitty gas mileage

is really cool...but gets shitty gas mileage = Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT