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questioning the comment about bad music in the 80's. (that is when guitarist shinned)=simply implying that all decades had some form of good music
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glam bands = everyone had a secret favorite
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i ain't gonna tell = who blasted a buddy with a fire extinguisher and got fired from his work place
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who blasted a buddy with a fire extinguisher and got fired from his work place=a fun joke until someone gets hurt
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a fun joke until someone gets hurt = Crisco the edges of the toilet seats.
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Crisco the edges of the toilet seats.=one sore ass after you slide off the seat onto the ground.
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one sore ass after you slide off the seat onto the ground = sitting on the bathroom floor
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one sore ass after you slide off the seat onto the ground = falling from a garden weezle
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falling from a garden weezle=what's a weezle?
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who is paddyjoe?=the most difficult question to answer
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the most difficult question to answer=are you married
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are you married=yes
(that wasn't hard at all) |
yes = Rude comment edited by Bill O'Rights
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Rude comment edited by Bill O'Rights=a type of comment not tolerated here
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a type of comment not tolerated here = things you wouldnt say to your grandmother.
*edited due to feeling guilty about what i wrote earlier. it was not that nice. |
things you wouldnt say to your grandmother=curse words
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curse words=just words, unless deliberately directed to another
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just words, unless deliberately directed to another = questions
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questions = answers to that which was asked. (that can be moderated)
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answers to that which was asked = how to win a trivia game
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how to win a trivia game=act dumb & guess
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act dumb & guess = how to pass a standardized test
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= leave the pot alone. |
leave the pot alone = no soup for dinner
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no soup for dinner=gotta buy some munchies
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one too many jays= I am not sure what that is
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I am not sure what that is = the noise my truck is making :(
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the noise my truck is making = Varooom!
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= throwing gas on the fire. *sounded like it in my head * (iamtheone........jays are doobies man....you know,joints.........maryjane......damn dude....check my avatar eh) |
Throwing gas on the fire=a bigger fire
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a bigger jay = a bigger bowl
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a bigger bowl = more room for the cereal
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more room for the cereal = cleaning out the cupboards
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Cleaning out the cupboards = finding mouse poop
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finding mouse poop = is more fun to collect
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is more fun to collect = Buffy The Vampire Slayer DVDs
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer DVDs = is not as good as The Sopranos DVDs
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is not as good as the Sopranos DVDs = a root canal
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a root canal = a pain in the head
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a pain in the head = Celine Dion singing
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Celine Dion singing = The movie soundtrack for Titanic
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The movie soundtrack for Titanic = red hot pokers in my ears
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red hot pokers in my ears = hear no evil
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hear no evil = angelic earplugs
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angelic earplugs=blocks out all audible waves that could cause one a headache
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blocks out all audible waves that could cause one a headache = needed during a hangover
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need during a hangover= lots of water and a day off
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lots of water and a day off = the beach
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the beach=one of my favourite places
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one of my favourite places = snuggled up behind someone special
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snuggled up behind someone special = something special 'poppin' up
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something special "poppin" up = the way i like to wake up in the morning
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the way i like to wake up in the morning = a cup of freshly brewed Starbucks
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= a whole whack of sugar |
a whole pack of sugar = something i won't consume
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something i wont consume = rotten eggs and curdled milk
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rotten eggs and curdled milk = good breakfast for enemies
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good breakfast for enemies=knuckle sandwich
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knuckle sandwich = its coming your way
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its coming your way = Ozzfest 2004
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Ozzfest 2004 = A few more kiddies losing their hearing
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A few more kiddies losing their hearing = the clowns in hondas on saturday night at mickey dee's
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= obnoxious assholes:D |
obnoxious assholes=courtesy callers
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courtesy callers = jehovahs witnesses
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jehovahs witnesses = I don't respond to their knocks.
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I don't respond to their knocks= Mean people suck
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Mean people suck = Nature abhors a vacuum
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Nature abhors a vacuum = damn hoover
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= lottsa water |
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hangover remedy=don't drink too much
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don't drink too much = moderation
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midget's playing basketball = a all white basketball team
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an all white basketball = something you wont see in the NBA
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balance = having a line of coke with your orange juice
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having a line of coke with your orange juice = getting ready to face the day with a smile
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getting ready to face the day with a smile= having coffee
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having coffee = something i do at least 5 times a day.
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something I do at least 5 times a day = gargle with battery acid
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gargle with battery acid=sore throat
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sore throat = necrotizing fasciitis
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necrotizing fasciitis = some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up.
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some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up = The technical term for blue balls
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The technical term for blue-balls = sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT
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sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT = I need a mirror to read this
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i need a mirror to read this = madam im adam
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madam im adam = Ten animals I slam in a net
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Ten animals I slam in a net = A great Block party & BBQ
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= come on over |
come on over=B.C. Here we come!
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BC Here we come= Bob Costas, look out!
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Bob Costas look out = People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame.
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People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame = is there another oprah clone?
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