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Tonight on spike TV=plenty of commercials to go get beer.
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= plenty off beer in the fridge is a good thing then!!!! |
plenty of beer in the fridge is a good thing then!!!!
= the great gospel according to Fly... |
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= ....smoke 'em if you got 'em..... |
smoke 'em if you got 'em = and dont if you aint
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you can't so you don't = wear pantyhose
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wear pantyhose = only when im knocking over a bank
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eep?...defer to someone smarter than aman.
(I know, I know...that won't require much!) |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by unoaman
eep?...defer to someone smarter than aman. (I know, I know...that won't require much!) [/QUOTE ??? |
Well crap, this page has gotten out of sync. I saw the thesupermikey's "eep...", and thought hell, I can't do anything with that one...
Only when I'm knocking over a bank = l Do I let uncle phil drive the car |
l Do I let uncle phil drive the car = you need insurance
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you need insurence = you will have an accident today
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you will have an accident today = so thats why there is blood gushing out of my leg
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so that's why there is blood gushing out of my leg = damn lawn mower
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damn lawn mower = damn lawn
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damn lawn = waterlogged
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waterlogged = premenstrual bloating
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premenstrual bloating = a bullshit reason to be rude to me
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= glad i got a dick |
glad i got a dick = what pat used to say
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what pat used to say = mine's bigger than yours
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mines bigger than yours = you must be talkin about your nose
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you must be talkin about your nose = a really poor witty comeback
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a really poor witty comeback = ok, show us YOUR stuff
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ok, show us YOUR stuff = OK, but i've only got about an quarter left.
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OK, but i've only got about a quarter left = that'll be twenty-five cents, please
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that'll be twenty-five cents, please = DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR BILL!
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DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR BILL! = up with the "loony?"
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up with the "loony?" = Uncle Phil has a new name for his Pepperoni
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Uncle Phil has a new name for his Pepperoni = none on my pizza please
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none on my pizza please = corn niblets
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corn niblets = not as good as pork jiblists
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not as good as pork jiblists = better written on a small boat's mast
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= don't fuck with me,for i have shaved my head |
don't fuck with me, for i have shaved my head = overheard on crystal gale's tour bus
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overheard on crystal gale's tour bus = don't it make your brown eyes blue
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don't it make your brown eyes blue = what is stain
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what is stain = the spot on monica lewinsky's blue dress
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What is stain = what is on your pants
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= jism...... |
Jism = yawn...
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yawn = an open mouth waiting for a shot
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= nine ball...........corner pocket |
nine ball...........corner pocket = what fly would hear numerous times if we ever got together on his table
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what fly would hear numerous times if we ever got together on his table = "Do you have any other beer than Coors Light?"
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"Do you have any other beer than Coors Light?" = there is beer other then coors light?
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there is beer other then coors light? = You mean I've got options?
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= blond,brunette,redhead? |
redheads and the only heads
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= charlie's angels... |
Charlie's Angels=Cheap Entertainment
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Cheap Entertainment = Network TV
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Network TV = corperate propaganda machine |
Corporate propaganda machine = TV
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TV = boob tube
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boob tube = latenight cinimax
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latenight cinimax = beats the shit out of a test pattern
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beats the shit out of a test pattern = "STOP THAT ANNOYING BUZZING!!!"
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"STOP THAT ANNOYING BUZZING!!!" = listen up for conelrad
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= what?????? |
what?????? = WHOoooo???
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= where??? |
where??? = INDIANA!!!!
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INDIANA!!! = gary?
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= an old foreman of mine that was such a prick that i wanted to hit him with my johnson....... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...he_new_one.jpg |
an old foreman of mine that was such a prick that i wanted to hit him with my johnson.......= something moonstrucksoul would say
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= i love you Oshn |
i love you Oshn = found on the inside of a valentine's day card
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found on the inside of a valentine's day card = just another cliché (sp?)
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just another cliché = Le rude frenchman
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Le rude frenchman = ya'll spell something?
edit: it was to say, 'ya'll smell something'. I think it might be a little late to fix it now |
ya'll spell something? = ru4 da bushes?
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ru4 da bushes = joo r th3 n00b. 1 r 1337
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joo r th3 nOOb. 1 r 1337 = i guess...
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= 472........ |
472 = 13........
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= best fucking number ever. |
best fucking bumber ever = 42
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42 = 7 x 6...(or is it 6 x 7...)
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7 x 6...(or is it 6 x 7...) = is this the math thing you speak of?
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is this the math thing you speak of?=leave me out of it
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leave me out of it = i'm not here
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i'm not here = I must be wasted
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= hungover like a shithouse rat :hmm: |
hungover like a shithouse rat = a case of wobbley pops and couple of shots to boot
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a case of wobbley pops and couple of shots to boot = normal night on a big 10 campus
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normal night on a big 10 campus = party 'til ya puke
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= sure as hell don't miss them days |
sure as hell don't miss them days=high school
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high school = Stepping stone to boredom and substance abuse
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Stepping stone to boredom and substance abuse = no job, live at home, play comp games 24-7
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no job, live at home, play comp games 24-7 = virgin
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virgin = very dull life
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very dull life = a drab, weary existence
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a drab, weary existence = would be me except that I'm insane
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would be me except that I'm insane = but im not, so its ok
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= an alcoholic |
an alcoholic = my uncle
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my uncle = YOUR UNCLE!
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