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oh, shit; the wife is home early = time to log off tfp
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time to log off tfp = time for a smoke
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time for a smoke = high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH
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high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH = eternal damnation in hell
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eternal damnation in hell = dial-up through aol
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dial-up through aol = headache
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headache = hit with a shovel
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hit with a shovel = a trip to the emergency room
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a trip to the emergency room = hit with the bill
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hit with the bill = "dine & dash"
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'dine & dash' = best way to end a bad date
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Edit - drat my slow fingers!
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Ahem...
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Next on Law & Order SVU = SUV breaks law in order to be next
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SUV breaks law in order to be next = the SUV locks bumpers with the car in front and gives a little push
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you won't have time to object = the other guy is too quick
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the other guy is too quick = the fastest guns in the west
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the fastest guns in the west = try thinking about basketball
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try thinking about basketball = boredom
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boredom = results in looking at porno
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results in looking at porno = premature arthritis in the wrist joints
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= whine....initice |
whine....initice = fly cry
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fly cry = hellllp meeeeeee!
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hellllp meeeeeee! = trying to ice skate uphill
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trying to ice skate uphill = having a fun ride down
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having a fun ride down = maybe I can post in the "Getting some" thread
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maybe I can post in the "Getting some" thread = not you.... Not ME...
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not you.... Not ME... = the guy who smells bad
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= paddyjoe.............. i told you i'd get you back for the pix.:D |
paddyjoe = fueled by revenge
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fueled by revenge = furiously googling for the perfect picture
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furiously googling for the perfect picture=finding interesting and bizarre things along the way
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finding interesting and bizarre things along the way = being involved in a thirty-person orgy
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being involved in a thirty-person orgy = just another saturday night
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The fact that
being involved in a thirty-person orgy = just another saturday night = a shock! |
just another saturday night equals a shock! = An electrician works the weekend
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an electrician works the weekend= great overtime
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great overtime = suspicious girlfriend.
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suspicious girlfriend = jealousy
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Jealousy = that guy with the Athlon 64
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that guy with the athlon 64 = computer nerd
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computer nerd = me
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me = sexier than the rest of the world's population
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sexier than the rest of the world's population =A woman with really nice breasts or a dude with a sore ass
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A woman with really nice breasts or a dude with a sore ass= a letter to Penthouse
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a letter to Penthouse = rather rude writing
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rather rude writing = a letter to my boss
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a big 'ol FUCK YOU = terrorist activities
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terrorist activies=more action of war
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more action of war = less action of lovemaking
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less action of lovemaking = no point to living
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no point to living = not true
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Not True = A Lie
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A Lie = too easy
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too easy = sleazy women/men
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sleazy women/men = STDs
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STDs = Fun for everyone!
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Fun for everyone! = CRICKET!!
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CRICKET!! = something that is bound to get bundy punched
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something that is bound to get bundy punched = Having a hot chick as an Avatar but not actually being a hot chick
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Having a hot chick as an Avatar but not actually being a hot chick = misleading and a sure winning case for the American court system
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misleading and a sure winning case for the American court system= lawsuits
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law-suits = term of endearment for people who've spent too long in dusty libraries
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= AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...............CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... |
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...............CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... = must be some dust around
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must be some dust around = the Mrs has gone on strike for having to do too much housework
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the Mrs has gone on strike for having to do too much housework
= a blatant hint to the husband |
a blatant hint to the husband = withholding sex
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witholding sex= blue balls
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blue balls = high pitched voice
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high pitched voice= shattering glass
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shattering glass = a round of applause
(I'm thinking in a restaurent etc) |
a round of applause = taking a bow
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taking a bow = orchestra composer
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orchestra composer=erratic movements
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erratic movements = evasive maneuvers
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evasive maneuvers = caught in the act
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caught in the act = hand in the cookie jar
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caught in the act=a laughable embarassment
EDIT: OOPS- somebody beat me to it: hand in the cookie jar=dirty looks from the woman |
more sex=makes world a better place
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^^^you are supposed to take the last person's phrase and = it to your own new phrase.
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dirty looks from the woman = a day in the life of the average male TFPer
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a day in the life of the average male TFPer = looking for one
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looking for one = lost a glass eye
updating a webpage = |
updating a webpage = a whole day gone
a man with one shoe= |
a man with one shoe= one dirty sock
the month of February= |
the month of February = the day of Valentines
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the day of valentines = the night of operas
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the night of operas = some headache tablets required
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some headache tablets required=a day without coffee
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a day without coffee= a slow and painful nightmare
waking dreams = |
waking dreams = extreme loneliness
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Looks like someone messed up again...
a slow and painful nightmare = sweat drenched sheets |
sweat drenched sheets = economic waterbed
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economic waterbed = air mattress in a pool
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