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Give them some Vodka = an idea to make some people very happy.
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an idea to make some people very happy = two for one night at the "Oasis..."
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two for one night at the "Oasis..." = Red Eyed morning and walking funny
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Red Eyed morning and walking funny = tequila sunrise
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tequilla sunrise = Tango & Cash's evil stepbrother
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Tango & Cash's evil stepbrother = Rin-tin-tin
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Rin-tin-tin = Another Lassie rip-off
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Another Lassie rip-off = less reality tv
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less reality tv = meet the press
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meet the press = GWBush's re-occuring nightmare.
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GWBush's re-occuring nightmare = John Kerry
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John Kerry = Lesser of 2 evils
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Lesser of 2 evils = the monkey in the middle
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monkey in the middle = pickle
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pickle = in a jam
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in a jam = at a concert
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at a concert = trip'in
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trip'in = fall through the doorway
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fall through the doorway = making a grand entrance
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= puking on your hosts shoes |
puking on your hosts shoes = a proper bow
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a proper bow = shoots arrows straight
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shoots arrows straight = Robin Hood (cartoon version)
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Robin Hood (cartoon version) = double-thick TV screen
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double-thick TV screen = heavy TV
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heavy TV = 54" job
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54" job = lots of plastic surgery
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lots of plastic surgery = Micheal Jackson
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Michael Jackson = don't get me started
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=fuckin' losers at work |
fuckin' losers at work = Don't have shit for responsibility
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Don't have shit for responsibility = sergeant schultz
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= funny memories. |
funny memories=the period that follows eating mushrooms by one hour
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= susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles
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susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles= Stoned out of your gourd
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= better things are out there |
better things are out there = one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah...
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one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah = what i drink when i drink alone
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midget's playing basketball = one hellavu party
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cool under-wire, size 38D = One Sexy Eskimo
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One Sexy Eskimo = is it cold out or are you glad to see me?
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is it cold out or are you glad to see me = things you should never say
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things you should never say = I love you even though you are fat
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I love you even though you are fat = something that sometimes needs to be said
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something that sometimes needs to be said = i think you should take a bath
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I think you should take a bath = I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating.
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I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating. = May i make some toast first?
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May I take some toast first? = Murder makes me hungry.
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Murder makes me hungry = Where's the beef?
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Where's the beef? = Burger King
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Burger King = GH
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GH = Good Head?
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Good Head = something i never get
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Something i never get = our government
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our government = better than theirs
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better than theirs = much bigger
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it's all about the girth = hot dogs
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Hot Dogs = Meat scraps
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Meat scraps = supersize it
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= boob job |
boob job = pancakes and icky vains
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pancakes and icky veins = ihop with extra syrup
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ihop with extra syrup = there is always someone fatter
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= big people need lovin' too |
big people need lovin' too = look what happened to andre the giant
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look what happened to andre the giant = pathetic greed
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pathetic greed = Film Producer Jerry Bruckheimer
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Film Producer Jerry Bruckheimer = Never forgiven for "FlashDance"
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never forgiven for "FlashDance" = mr. T
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mr. T = His pity out ways his gold chains
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His pity outweighs his gold chains = the guy in the second kiosk after you take the left at macys...
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the electrician from down the street = they guy who is fucking your girlfriend
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the goy who is fucking your girlfriend = better be you
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= i'd rather be me. |
i'd rather be me = me, too
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me, too = Three's Company
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Three's Company = ARG! Joyce DeWitt is attacking!!!! Everybody run!!
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ARG! Joyce DeWitt is attacking!!!! Everybody run!! = the knock on the door was the giveaway
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the knock on the door was the giveaway = Ed McMahon Killed JFK
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Ed McMahon killed JFK=Grassy Knoll...You are correct sir...Yes!
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Grassy Knoll...You are correct sir...Yes! = others say she needs a razor
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= shine that puppy up |
shine that puppy up = a new way to clean your pet
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= spank your monkey with a wash cloth |
spank your monkey with a wash cloth = clean and mean
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clean and mean = Craig "Iron Head" Heyward
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Craig "Iron Head" Heyward = strong, like ox
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strong, like ox = dumb like bush
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dumb like bush = Bush
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= forest *much better than Bush* |
Forest = I can't see through these trees
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I can't see through these trees = You need glasses
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You need glasses = stupid referree!
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Stupid referee = The immaculate reception
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The immaculate reception = tonight on Spike TV!
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