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is there another oprah clone?=maybe is Africa
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maybe is Africa = certainly is Ceylon
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certainly is Ceylon = a common misspelling/mispronunciation for Celine Dion's first name
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a common misspelling/mispronunciation for Celine Dion's first name = egotestic
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egotistic = bombastic
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Led fucking Zeppelin = Boring
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Boring = stale cheese
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stale cheese = a mouse that doesnt care
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a mouse that doesn't care = a dead mouse, indeed
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a dead mouse, indeed = oops, i forgot to plug it back in
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oops, I forgot to plug it back in = the house is burning down and the smoke alarm is silent.
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the house is burning down and the smoke alarm is silent = the roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we dont need no water, let the mother fucker burn!
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the roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we dont need no water, let the mother fucker burn!=been covered in every music genre
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been covered in every music genre="the" nasty breakup
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"the" nasty breakup = a messy divorce
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a messy divorce = "the" end of the marriage
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"the" end of the marriage = when one door is closed, another is open
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when one door is closed, another is open = loss of life
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loss of life = buying the farm
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buying the farm = milking the maids
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Milking the maids = tossing off a batch of orphans
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tossing off a batch of orphans = eating the malformed cookies
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eating the malformed cookies = why'd you cook 'em in the first place?
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EAT IT RAW=flyman's mantra
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flyman's mantra = words to live by
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words to live by = Never get involved in a land war in Asia and never shake hands with a Sicillian when Death is on the line.
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Never shake hands with a Sicillian when Death is on the line = Gaetano Badalamenti dead at age 80
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Gaetano Badalamenti dead at age 80 = intriguing years
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intriguing years = the early 80's
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the early 80's = a time of experimentation and cut cocaine
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a time of experimentation and cut cocaine=now
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now=the only time there is
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The only time there is= The meaning of life
Man, I feel sorry for whoever is next |
The meaning of life = To figure out the Meaning of Life
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To figure out the Meaning of Life = is a task no man should endure by himself.
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A task no man should endure by himself= Sex
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sa-fucking-weet = flyman's opinion on pot
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means diddly squat actually=the points given on Whose Line Is It Anyway
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the points given on Whose Line Is It Anyway = Is this show still on?
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is this still show on? = yes
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yes= would you like a hit?
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= ........why yes....thank you. |
= ........why yes....thank you = fly doesn't understand the use of ellipses
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= you're right |
you're right = flyman must not pass Go must not collect $200.
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flyman must not pass Go must not collect $200 = losing at Monopoly
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losing at monopoly=losing 4 hours of your life
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Losing 4 hours of you life = watching a double feature of House of Sand and Fog and Chelsea Walls
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watching a double feature of House of Sand and Fog and Chelsea Walls = i've got better things to do
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i've got better things to do = smoking a hookah while having sex with several beautiful ladies
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smoking a hookah while having sex with several beautiful ladies=something Saddam will miss
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something Saddam will miss = a political hot potato if I ever saw one
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a political hot potato if I ever saw one = something I don't know what is.
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something that I don't know what is=that which isn't
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that which isn't = somthing that does not belong
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something that does not belong = one of these things is not like the other one
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one of these things is not like the other one = the square in the round hole
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The square in the round hole = Apollo 13
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Apollo 13 = more than a dozen greek gods
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more than a dozen grek gods = a recipe for an orgy
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a recipe for an orgy = dildos, viagra, and pubic hair
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dildos, viagra, and pubic hair = an image that my imagination is having trouble making solid
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an image that my imagination is having trouble making solid=Bush winning the election
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Bush winning the election = we're going to Mars.
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we're going to Mars = Innn the yeeaaarrr twooo-thousaaand!
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Innn the yeeaaarrr twooo-thousaaand! = we await the beginning of the new millenium
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we await the beginning of the new millenium = you're 4 years late!
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you're 4 years late! = sell off all your dot com stocks!!
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sell off all your dot com stocks = a lot of cash to put towards porn
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a lot of cash to put towards porn = daddy caint buy me a new pair a shoes
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daddy caint buy me a new pair of shoes = double boxcars
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doube boxcars = Yahtzee, here we come!
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Yahtzee, here we come! = tennis, anyone?
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tennis, anyone? = put the charge on Mr. Underhill's bill
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put the charge on mr. Underhill's bill = http://www.mr-underhill.com/
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http://www.mr-underhill.com/ = a show on the pigglet's b-day
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a show on the pigglet's b-day = bull durham
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bull durham = susan sarandon and my blood's a'boiling.
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susan saradon and my blood's a'boiling = ?
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susan saradon and my blood's a'boiling = old boobs and a favourite entree of the vampire
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anne rice = queen of the darker side of new orleans
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queen of the darker side of new orleans = french quarter dalliances
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french quarter dalliances = want some more beads?
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= it depends what kind of beads. |
it depends on what kind of beads=kandi or anal
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kandi or anal = fly's bass player
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fly's bass player = U2's bass player
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U2's bass player = only plays four strings
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only plays four strings = future of eli manning
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future of eli manning = anywhere but baltimore
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anywhere but baltimore = a new romantic comedy with tom hanks and meg ryan
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a new romantic comedy with tom hanks and meg ryan = crime and punishment
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crime and punishment = boy, those russians are dry
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boy, those russians are dry = Give them some Vodka
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