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has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy = Eminem's closet
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Eminem's closet = light 1 homosexual
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light 1 homosexual = gay guy with a flash light
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gay guy with a flashlight = "TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark"
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"TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark" = something i know nothing about
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something i know about = the simpsons and hardcore nudity
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the simpsons and hardcore nudity = an anomaly
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love = happiness
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^^^ ??????
an anomaly=standing up for yourself |
(Kids, Don't post drunk.)
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standing up for yourself = letting go of the walker |
letting go of the walker=letting Chuck Noris live his life as Chuck
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letting Chuck Nor(r)is live his life as Chuck = the eyes of texas aren't upon you
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the eyes of texas aren't upon you = a pretty darn good thing
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a pretty darn good thing = titties and beer
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titties and beer = the cause of planetary rotation.
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the cause of planetary rotation= love
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Love = the cause of all problems
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the cause of all problems=selfishness
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selfishness = eventually sleeping alone again
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eventually sleeping alone again = peace, at last.
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peace, at last = death
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death = your warranty running out
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your warranty running out = there go the new nikes
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(weeeeeeeeee......leave tomorrow to go there and wreck my nikes) look out mickey mouse......... flyman is on his way |
walkin' all day in disneyland = flyman's wet dream
(have a good time - I am very jealous) |
flyman's wet dream = one hot sweaty evening with Snow White and Minnie Mouse!!!
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One hot sweaty evening with show white an minnie mouse= a very odd form of herpes
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a very odd form of herpes = himpes
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himpes = something your doctor won't even touch
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something your doctor won't even touch = Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson = Lover of life, music, and 10 year olds.
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Lover of life, music, and 10 year olds= ME
(loving the kids in a different sort of way, of course) |
Me = the person I spend the most time with
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the person I spend the most time with = my wife
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your wife=my mistress
;) Only kidding ...or am I? :eek: |
my mistress=I don't have one
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i don't have one = vagina
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vagina = this could be a tough nut to crack
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this could be a tough nut to crack = unlce phil's obsession with Marilyn
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unlce phil's obsession with Marilyn = psycho-babble psychology
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psycho-babble psychology = modern psychiatry
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modern psychiatry = give 'em prozac
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give 'em prozac = the next halloween candy
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the next halloween candy = Atkins Endulge Chocolate Bar
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Atkins Indulge Chocolate Bar = an insult to chocolate bars
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Insult to Chocolate Bars = Hershey's w/o almonds
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Hershey's w/o almonds = 1/3rd s'more
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1/3rd s'more = 1/3rd of a treat I don't like
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1/3rd of a treat I don't like = rose petals
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rose petals = overrated flower used to get in the girlies pants
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overrated flower used to get in the girlies pants = Jasmin
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Jasmin= sweet seductive smell
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sweet seductive smell = a beautiful woman walking through the halls of my mind
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a beautiful woman walking through the halls of my mind = claustrophobia
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claustrophobia = a real bitch
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a real bitch = christina aguillera
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christina aguilera = long overdue for the Playboy pictorial
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Long overdue for the Playboy pictoral = Alyson Hannigan
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Alyson Hannigan = Bill O'Rights
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Bill O'Rights = stuck way down there underneath the constitution
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stuck way down there underneath the constitution = a big fat hen cock...er...I mean Hancock!
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Hancock = one big ass signature
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one big ass signature = Hancock's under the Declaration of Independence
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Hancock's under the Decalaration of Independence = one handed satisfaction
<small>le omg. did i type that out loud?</small> |
one handed satisfaction = ice cream cone ;)
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ice cream cone = italian ice gone dairy
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Italian Ice gone dairy = more jobs for the heffers
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more jobs for the heifers = happy bulls
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Happy Bulls = Horney Beasts
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Horny Beasts = sailors on leave
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sailors on leave = young, dumb and full of cum.
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young, dumb and full of cum = Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton = My Dog
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My dog = nonexistant
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nonexistant = my chances of getting this public relations strategy/essay in by tuesday.
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my chances of getting this public relations strategy/essay in by tuesday = zip, zilch, nada
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Zip, Zilch, Nada = 3 ugly sisters I knew in High School
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3 ugly sisters I knew in High School = three-quarters of the Butt sisters
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three-quarters of the Butt sisters=one Butt sister too few
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one Butt sister too few = bertha, bella, betty, or bathsheba...you decide
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bertha, bella, betty, or bathsheba = the asses I tapped last night
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the asses I tapped last night = not as good as the keg of beer I tapped last night
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not as good as the keg of beer I tapped last night = a dead skunk in the middle of the road
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a dead skunk in the middle of the road = an accident waiting to happen
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An accident waiting to happen = National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth.
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National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth = Lots of flesh wounds.
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Lots of flesh wounds - was not found in the movie by monty python
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was not found in the movie by monty python = llamas
(i hope someone who knows the movie well enough sees why this is funyn and laughs their ass off) |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*ass falls to the floor* llamas = 2 humps and a lot of hair |
2 humps and a lot of hair = my mother-in-law.
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my mother-in-law = was a sweetheart (sorry, just can't say anything bad about her, rest her soul...)
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was a sweetheart = marilyn monroe
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marilyn monroe = uncle phil's phavorite
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uncle phil's "favorite" = aunt phil
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uncle phil = a super moderator
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a super moderator = something I will never be
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something I will never be = a tree
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a tree = something that is planted that brings life to an area
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something that is planted that brings life to an area = crabgrass
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