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Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT = Gone in 60 seconds
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Gone in 60 seonds = was that guy really in Raising Arizona?
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was that guy really in Raising Arizona? = you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma?
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you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma? = sorry. That was me
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sorry. That was me = what I told my ex-girlfriend when she woke up and realized her leg was wet
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= I meant to do that biatch............ |
I meant to do that biatch = what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob
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what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob = guess i win the prize, huh?
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guess I win the price, huh? = Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize?
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Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize? = no but she does
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no but she does = what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head
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= NO!!!!.............but my sister might. |
NO!!!!........but my sister might = she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?!
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she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?! = she wouldn't get verbal encouragement
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she wouldn't get verbal encouragement = tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard
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good time to put my johnson to work = yikes! my balls are blue.
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yikes! my balls are blue = no paint left for the rest of the room
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no paint left for the rest of the room = paint the rest of the room with my balls
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paint the rest of the room with my balls = what the hell do you say to that?
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What the hell do you say to that? = Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question
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Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question= that's good because I'm pregnant
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that's good because I'm pregnant = you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner?
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you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner? = you eat out on the porch...by yourself...
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you eat out on the porch...by yourself...=it's too frickin' cold
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= my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them. |
my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them = i love it when you bite them
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i love it when you bite them = deez nutz
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deez nutz = only good with ice cream
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only good with ice cream = hot naked blonde babe with whip cream ;)
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hot naked blonde babe with whip cream = good thing the whip is only made out of cream
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good thing the whip is only made out of cream=real torture for S&M fans
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real torture for S&M fans = what is sexual disfunction
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what is sexual disfunction = uncle phil
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uncle phil = ME!!!
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ME!! = God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures!
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God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures! = fire
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fire = boatloads of fun when you're bored
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yankin' yer johnson |
yankin' yer johnson = a good way to start the day
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a good way to start the day = wake up
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wake up = fall down
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fall down = the little feathers under a duck in October
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the little feathers under a duck in October = the crazy things one learns in 1st grade
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the crazy things one learns in 1st grade = glue doesn't taste as good anymore
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glue doesn't taste as good anymore=A harsh lesson i didn't learn until junior high.
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don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame. |
don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame = sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa
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sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa = Employees must put their penises back in their pants before returning to work.
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Employees must put their penises back in their pants before returning to work = Employee not washing their hand and working at Mcdonalds
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Employee not washing their hand and working at Mcdonalds = the gold standard of customer service
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the gold standard of customer service = dominos coming late at every order
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dominos coming late at every order = big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year
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big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year = or maybe a trip to sicly and life time contract with the mafia
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or maybe a trip to sicly (???) and life time contract with the mafia = omerta
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omerta=good way to waste time online
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good way to waste time online = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam
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playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = fun :thumbsup:
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fun = masturbation
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masturbation = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = a good way to start the day= a very common theme in this thread
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=buncha freakin' wierdos |
bunch of freakin' wierdos = everyone that posted before me
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everyone that posted before me = the coolest freakin' people in the world!
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the coolest freakin' people in the world = the little blue/green people running around with bullhorn inside my head
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The liitle blue/green people running around with bullhorn inside my head = what happens when feelgood and The Great Kazoo have children
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what happens when feelgood and The Great Kazoo have children = a surreptitious call to social services
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a surreptitious call to social services = prostitution
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prostitution = to cheap for even that.
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.....fuck=fuck
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.....fuck=fuck = WTF?
to cheap for even that = why people by boxed wine Ya'll choose which one to continue! |
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= cuz they made it themselves... *just got our 36 bottles yesterday......woooohooooo.....* |
cuz they made it themselves = why suicide bombers like to blow their own homemade bombs
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= got nothin' better to do with thier lives |
got nothin' better to do with thier lives = internet poker
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internet poker = ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby...
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ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby = silicone breasts
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silicone breasts = pamula lee anderson
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pamula lee anderson = the porn star capitalizing on an intentional misnomer
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the porn star capitalizing on an intentional misnomer = Dick Nixon
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Dick Nixon = Not a crook my ass
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not a crook my ass = bush
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Bush = incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer.
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incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer = oj simpson
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oj simpson = Scott Peterson's mentor
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= had to have been the drugs |
had to have been the drugs = why flyman woked up dressed like <i>that</i> on sunday morning
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= cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night |
cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night = why bernadette knows what flyman looked like first thing sunday morning
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= we had a sleep over :D |
we had a sleep over = a two at ten turns into a ten at two
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a two at ten turns into a ten at two = more beer will do that to ya'
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more beer will do that to ya'=makes everyone look hot
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A Pair of Rubber Party Pants = Able to Shit Without Sitting Down
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Able to Shit Without Sitting Down = be afraid, be very afraid
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be afraid, be very afraid = a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand
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a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand = cheap date
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Cheap date = probably getting laid.
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probably getting laid = might wanna take that shower
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= just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced :thumbsup: *it's all for the love of the labia folks......trust me......just ask the women* :crazy: |
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