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All your friends laughing at you = You are Steven Wright
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midgets playing basketball = low center of gravity
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You are Steven Wright = I am neuorotic |
I am neuorotic = i am physicotic
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i am physicotic = I am a bad speller :D
Yes, I realize my post up there has typos as well :eek: |
I am a bad speller = schooling gone horribly awry
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schooling gone horribly awry = my first grade teacher is on death row
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my first grade teacher is on death row = she was my role model
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she was my role model = I set my sights high
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I set my sights high = Aiming for the bong
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Aiming for the bong = sights locked
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sights locked = and loaded
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and loaded = been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts
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been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts = trip to the can
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trip to the can = what a load off my mind
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what a laod off my mind = I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year
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I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year = because she dumped me
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= ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways |
ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways = inflatable barbie doll
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= fake tits |
fake tits = who cares anyway
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who cares anyway = Brad and Jen split up
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Brad and Jen split up = Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...)
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Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...) = somebody's daughter
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somebody's daughter = that girl you're fucking
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that girl you're fucking = a man baby!
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a man baby! = your mom
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your mom = are people still saying that?
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are people still saying that = neato
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= chili cheese dogs |
chili cheese dogs = case of food poisoning
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case of food poisoning = Clavus with his head in the toilet
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Clavus with his head in the toilet = another chronicle brewing
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= not as bad as the toilet brush cup |
not as bad as the toilet brush cup = the water at the top is very hard to take.
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the water at the top is very hard to take = flyman "stole" my equals entry
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flyman "stole" my equals entry = but he'll respect you in the morning
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but he'll respect you in the morning = why I own leather chaps
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why I own leather chaps = my childhood hero was Roy Rogers
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roy rogers = dead cowboy
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dead cowboy = The Duke
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The Duke = Marlborough
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Marlborough = John Churchill
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John Churchill = Winston
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Winston=cancer
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cancer=smoking
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smoking = people still do that?
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People still do that? = Whine about the election
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whine about the election = Madonna's new job
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Madonna's new job = Preachin' to Pappa
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preachin' to pappa = being grounded for a month
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being grounded=ground-beef-making sweatshop
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ground-beef-making sweatshop = The Jungle
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The Jungle = Welcome To
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Welcome To = the Walmart greeter........
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the Walmart greeter = someone very old
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someone very old = security (!) at my work
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security(!) at my work= I hope we don't have a breach!
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I hope we don't have a breach! = what mom said
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what mom said = the big money is in dick and fart jokes
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the big money is in dick and fart jokes = donald trump's plan b
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donald trump's plan b = pimping his ex-wives
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pimping his ex-wives = the man
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the man = Halx
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Halx = Owner
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Owner = holds the pink slip
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holds the pinkslip = uncle phil just prior to putting on his pink dress
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= applying liberal amounts of blush to his cheeks |
applying liberal amounts of blush to his cheeks = flyman just before his infamous photoshoot...
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flyman just before his infamous photoshoot... = Not quite as Sexy as Astroclown in his.
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damn you guys are tough to crack...........*bastards*
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= stockings not pantyhose |
stockings not pantyhose = Flyman knows the difference
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flyman knows the difference = a johnson and a roofer's tool
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at it again eh boys?
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no more tears = Johnson & Johnson's baby shampoo
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Johnson & Johnson's baby shampoo = smoooth on the follicles
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= yeah right!!!!!!!what follicles???? |
yeah right!!!!!!!what follicles???? = Outraged Bald Dude
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Outraged Bald Dude = http://www.guts2fail.com/images/uplo...dBullPunch.gif
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http://www.guts2fail.com/images/uplo...dBullPunch.gif= Knockout in 5 seconds!
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knockout in 5 seconds = I am overmatched for my weightclass
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I am overmatched for my weightclass = what the mouse said to the elephant as he crawled up the elephant's leg
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what the mouse said to the elephant as he crawled up the elephant's leg = bend over, here it comes again (aka BOHICA)
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bend over, here it comes again (aka BOHICA) = Mantra for secretaries around the world
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Mantra for secretaries around the world = white-out only works on this screen one line at a time
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white-out only works on this screen one line at a time = Hello, technical support? My monitor isn't working.
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Hello, technical support? My monitor isn't working. = AOL user
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AOL user = underage
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underage = not quite ripe
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not quite ripe = the banana i just ate
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the banana i just ate = tastes like a persimmon when it's green
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tastes like a persimmon when it's green = mocos
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mocos = Mucus
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mucus = gross
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gross = bigger than net
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bigger than net = oversized basketball
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oversized basketball = high pressure
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high pressure = Michael Jackson right about now
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Michael Jackson right about now = completely clueless
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Completely Clueless = A new sequal MiniSeries on ABC; based on the miniseries -based on the movie
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