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A new sequal MiniSeries on ABC; based on the miniseries -based on the movie= that which is fucked up about America
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that which is fucked up about America = Bush
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bush = the most unqualified person to be president of the united states
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the most unqualified person to be president of the united states = Cheney
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Cheney = richard bruce
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Richard Bruce = Wright
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Wright = Not Rong
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Not Rong = Wong's Wok and Roll
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Wong's Wok and Roll = oriental fast food
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oriental fast food = still have the munchies 30 minutes later
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still have the munchies 30 minutes later = anything low-carb, low-sodium, and low-fat
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anything low-carb, low-sodium, and low-fat = low taste
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flyman = spiderman wearing his little girl's tooth fairy custome while stoned
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spiderman wearing his little girl's tooth fairy costume while stoned = what alice saw when she peered through the looking-glass
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what alice saw when she peered through the looking-glass = Brandy
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Brandy = try it with milk
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try it with milk = cookies
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cookies = something you should not eat in bed
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something you should not eat in bed = a used condom
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a used condom = sometimes found between the sheets
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sometimes found between the sheets = a cat
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a cat = allergy ball, +2 to hit
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LSD = Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds = Julian
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Julian = pope
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Pope = Alexander
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Alexander = ragtime
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ragtime=no sex for me
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no sex for me = nothing new
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nothing new = recursive fun
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= every waking moment |
every waking moment = a hard on for a teenage boy
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some spit and a sock = the contents of flyman's pants
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a lighter,a joint,69 cents, and a pack of zig zags |
a lighter,a joint,69 cents, and a pack of zig zags = my worldly posessions in 1990
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= the family jewels were still workin' way back then |
the family jewels were still workin' way back then = Test 'em out and see
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test 'em out and see = used car salesman looking to make a deal
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used car salesman looking to make a deal = the cousin of my Uncle Joe's fifth wife's half-brother on her mother's side twice removed
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the cousin of my Uncle Joe's fifth wife's half-brother on her mother's side twice removed = Dark Helmet
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Dark Helmet = darth vadar
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darth vader = has the lightsaber that says, "Bad motherfucker" on it.
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has the lightsaber that says, "Bad motherfucker" on it. = Jules Winnfield
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Jules Winnfield = walking the earth, like Kane
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walking the earth, like Kane = "Rosebud"
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Rosebud = fun on July 4th
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fun on July 4th = Midnight Parade in Gatlinburg, Tenn.
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midnight parade in Gatlinburg, Tenn.=hot fun in the summertime
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hot fun in the summertime = coed nude lawn jarts
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coed nude lawn jarts = full penetration
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full penetration = 120mm APFSDS round interacting with a T-80
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120mm APFSDS round interacting with a T-80 = WTF?
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wtf?=world tennis federation?
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world tennis federation = whiplash
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whiplash = great moshing song
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great moshing song= sweaty flannel
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sweaty flannel = sex on a cold winter's night
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a sweet time in the hot tub = fun cleaning out the filters in the morning
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fun cleaning out the filters in the morning = something only an obsessive-compulsive person would say
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something only an obsessive-compulsive person would say = Did you wash your hands?
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Did you wash your hands?...=don't be a slob
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don't be a slob = Dogpatch, USA
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Dogpatch, USA = about 6 miles east of here
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about 6 miles East of here = San Francisco Bay
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San Francisco Bay = a lovely place for a sunset cruise
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a lovely place for a sunset cruise = the west coast of florida
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= no where near me |
nowhere near me = Alpha Centauri
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Alpha Centauri = "Engage the warp drive!"
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"Engange the warp drive!" = a geek trying to talk dirty
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a geek trying to talk dirty = referring to your male implement as a wand of fucking +2 and proceeding to request that she make a saving throw against orgasm.
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a geek trying to talk dirty=Michael jackson making a come on
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Michael jackson making a come on = falling for a mummy
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falling for a mummy = Howard Carter
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howard carter = stranger
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stranger = weirder
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weirder = family
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family=mofia
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Sure, go right ahead and skip posts.
mofia = typo |
typo = the result of using a french keyboard
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the result of using a french keyboard = Mangled aus trio
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Mangled aus trio = three people from oz pick a fight with a train
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three people from oz pick a fight with a train=3 dead people
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I, Me, Mine = George Lives!!
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George Lives!! = Big stick diplomacy
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Big stick diplomacy = TR
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tiptoe.....
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Uh... wtf?
Anyway: TR = Teddy Ruxpin |
teddy ruxpin = classic toys of the 80's
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classic toys of the 80s = Go-Bots
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Go-Bots = robbie on wheels
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robbie on wheels- quick get away
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quick get away=long vacation
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Long vacation = Frontal Lobotomy
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Frontal labotomy = Bottle in front of me
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