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crabgrass = taking over my back yard
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taking over my back yard = rainbow lorrikeets, soldier birds and currawongs.
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rainbow lorrikeets, soldier birds and currawongs = all have wings
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all have wings=one of my phobias
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one of my phobias = surviving a plane crash in the middle of now where with several overweight woman
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surviving a plane crash in the middle of now where with several overweight woman = guaranteed recipiant of cannibalism
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guaranteed recipiant of cannibalism = Jeff Dahmers new roommate
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Jeff Dahmer's new roommate = Someone about to lose their head.
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Someone about to lose their head = a 1971 bobble head doll
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1971 bobble head doll=Roberto Clemente
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Roberto Clemente=Home Runner
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Home Runner = Pete Rose
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gambler = Kenny "Roasted Chicken" Rogers
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Kenny "Roasted Chicken" Rogers = 80's icon
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80's icon = Madonna
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Madonna = a gal who clawed her way to fame
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a gal who clawed her way to fame = pussy galore
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pussy galore=humane society
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humane society = PETA
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PETA = a tasty flatbread
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a tasty flatbread=focaccia
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= balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil |
balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil = is a staple of the italian tradition
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is a staple of the italian tradition = omnes gallia est divisa in tres partes
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omnes gallia est divisa in tres partes = What The?
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What The?= Fuck
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= the most versatile word in the english language |
the most versatile word in the english language = A
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A = an abbreviated eiffel tower
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an abbreviated eiffel tower = found in las vegas
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found in las vegas = roller coasters on top of buildings
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roller coasters on top of buildings = accident waiting to happen
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accident waiting to happen= drivers with cell phones
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used a payphone = contracted several diseases
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contracted several diseases=usually being a kid
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usually being a kid= 25 yr. old men ;)
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25 yr. old men = finally getting lower car insurance rates
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finally getting lower car insurance rates
=switching to Geico |
finally getting lower car insurance rates = broke as hell
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^^^ missed it by a second, buddy ;)
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switching to Geico = having to deal with that little lizard
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having to deal with that little lizzard=changing the channel
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changing the channel = getting a sex-change operation
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getting a sex change operation=hedwig & the angry inch
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hedwig & the angry inch = something I know nothing about
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something i know nothing about=the pain of childbirth
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the pain of childbirth = is not near as bad as the pain of a colicky infant stage
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is not near as bad as the pain of a colicky infant stage = a dull stick in the eye
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= shitty news |
shitty news = finding out that your pet duck just got eaten by a mad cow
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finding out that your pet duck just got eaten by a mad cow=isn't likely to happen
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isn't likely to happen=Bush stopping the war
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Bush stopping the war=Iraq breaking out in cival war and genocide.
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Iraq breaking out in civil war and genocide = a truly sad thing
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a truly sad thing = somebody drop kicking a small dog
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Somebody drop kicking a small dog=animal cruelty
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animal cruelty=human entertainment
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human entertainment=various activities, from tv to sports
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various activites, from tv to sports = a good excuse to drink with your buds
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a good excuse to drink with your buds=hayden christianson's birthday
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hayden christianson's bday= a good excuse to grope cherriesue
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a good excuse to grope cherriesue = a happy day
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a happy day=a day i am groped
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bonerville = an upcoming nap
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an upcoming nap=nowhere in my future
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nowhere in my future=being attractive
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being attractive=someone with a warm heart, a pretty smile and a rockin' booty
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someone with a warm heart, a pretty smile and a rockin' booty = bundy
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bundy=is that part of the secret game?
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is that part of the secret game = i cant tell you
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i can't tell you= who my daddy is
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the dude who slept with my momma=mail man
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mail man=blue shorts
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blue shorts=something I am not currently wearing at this time
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something I am not currently wearing at this time=a g string
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a g string = something that you should be wearing right now and posting a picture of...... (as long as moonstruck agrees)
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a big silly clown suit = Ronald McDonald's work clothes
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I am late for work! = whoa! when did i get a paying job?
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whoa! when did i get a paying job? = Where the fuck am I?
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Where the fuck am I?=at the computer
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at the computer = getting nothing done
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getting nothing done=sometimes a nice thing
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= hummers(and i don't mean the vehicle) |
hummers(and i don't mean the vehicle) = are nice at work
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are nice at work = getting paid to sleep
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getting paid to sleep = sick days
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sick days=don't have those
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don't have those = macintosh products
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macintosh products=the 80's
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the 80's = a decade i was made in
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a decade i was made in = a decade of bad music
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a decade of bad music=?????
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????? = questioning the comment about bad music in the 80's. (that is when guitarist shinned)
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