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pullin' yer johnson = a visit from palmala.
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a visit from palmala = God kills a kitten
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God kills a kitten = there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight
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there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight = flyman is puttin' on his dancin' boots.
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steel toes = audio engineer boots
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audio engineer boots = Studio 54 designer
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Studio 54 designer = not frank lloyd wright
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not Frank Llyod Wright = Barney and Baby Bop
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Barney and Baby Bop = Ritual suicide with a butter knife
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rage against the machine = Loud Screaming Rap -I love it.
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Loud Screaming Rap -I love it = invest in motorola stock
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fuckin' spammers = emails
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emails = talking smack without the physical consequences
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talking smack without the physical consequences = high school classroom loudspeakers
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high school classroom loudspeakers = static
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static = time to turn off the television and go to sleep
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time to turn off the television and go to sleep = the TV is still on but I can't bring myself to turn it off
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honey,can you get that for me = "where's the beef?"
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"where's the beef?" = "Hey! I got your beef right here, buddy!"
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Cocktail weiners, anyone? = a little less fat in the can
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i see you've lost weight = happy girlfriend
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happy boyfriend=go have fun with the guys tonight
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go have fun with the guys tonight = who's got the 8mm projector?
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who's got the 8mm projector?=snuff films
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snuff films = michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose)...
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michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose) = no sex with small children for 5-7 days
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no sex with small children for 5-7 days = lurking around the corner for large children
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Staking out an NRA convention = lurking in charleton's shadow
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lurking in charleton's shadow = a rather shady passtime
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spelunking = shining flashlights in the underworld
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a pain in the ass = the result of anal sex
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butt baby!!!= sir mix-a-lot
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sir mix a-lot=rapper
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rapper= vocal poet (some moreso than others ;) )
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vocal poet= non-traditional oralist
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non-traditional oralist = girl with false teeth
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George Carlin hitchiking = "Ever think about your thumb?"
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"ever think about your thumb?"=must be really bored or high
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must be really bored or high=good time to view the titty board
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good time to view the titty board = how about now
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how about now = wait til the girlfriend leaves
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wait 'til the girlfriend leaves = call the other girlfriend
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Call the other girlfriend = A trip to the Holiday Inn
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A trip to the Holiday Inn = a long inght in a crappy motel
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a long night at a crappy motel=venturing out until you can't stay awake any longer
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venturing out until you can't stay awake any longer = Asleep at the wheel
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Asleep at the wheel = running off the road
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running off the road=running against the wind
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running against the wind = peeing against the wind
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peeing against the wind = yellow pants
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yellow pants (+ white socks)= high fashion
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high fashion=calvin klein
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calvin klein = eXamine Your Zipper
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eXamine Your Zipper = think before you pee
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think before you pee = you drank too much again
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you drank too much again = you're not making any sense and making a complete tit of yourself
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you're not making any sense and making a complete tit of yourself=not getting laid
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*edit* It's hell getting old and slow.
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not getting laid = as good a reason as any to have another beer
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as good a reason as any to have another beer=wife is nagging
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wife is nagging = good reason to go to work on weekends
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good reason to go to work on weekends = bartender at a strip club
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bartender at a strip club = seen a lot of silicon
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seen a lot of silicon = bouncer at madame oar's
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bouncer at madame oar's = Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not.
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Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not = stop touching yourself
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stop touching yourself = start touching your partner instead
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start touching your partner instead = rising paralegal unemployment
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rising paralegal unemployment = Just more fallout from the Bushonomy
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Just more fallout from the Bushonomy = the rich get richer
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the rich get richer = the poor get poorer
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the poor get poorer=bush staying in the white house
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UK flooded with expats= Astrocloud speaking Cockney
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totally untelligable Astrocloud = jeez, i wish i could remember that post
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jeez, i wish i could remember that post=every post i make
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every post i make=less time for fun
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less time for fun=more time for TFP
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more time for TFP= damn bills! I gotta go to work!
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damn bills! I gotta go to work! = fuck, I got fired
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fuck, I got fired = maximus stressimus
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maximus stressimus = oh, shit; the wife is home early
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