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myopia = Vanishing Act
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Vanishing Act = what happens to my johnson thinking about bones working at the truckstop
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Midget's playing basketball = Very long arms!
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doesn't feel so magic anymore = Bones in the ballpit with Averett
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Bones in teh ballpit with Averett = Donkey fun? Goat? What is it today?
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Donkey fun? Goat? What is it today? = Happy Meal
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goin' down on the misses |
goin' down on the missus = having hair in mouth
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Having hair in the mouth = a daily occurence for Bones
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a daily occurence for bones = pining away over a new-found/newly-lost love
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pining away over a new-found/newly-lost love = shitty soap operas
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shitty soap operas = prime time
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prime time = Deion Sanders
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Deion Sanders = kentucky fried neon
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kentucky fried neon = hillbilly yuppies
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Hillbilly yuppies = Shotgun toting hunters
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Shotgun Toting Hunters = Is it tourist Season again already?
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Is it tourist Season again already? = flash photography aplenty
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=headaches |
headaches = carbonated wobblie-pops
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carbonated wobblie-pops = a 12 pack of fine german pilsners
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a 12 pack of fine german pilsners = a low-grade bottle collection
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a low-grade bottle collection = great melee weapons in case of home intrusion
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great melee weapons in case of home intrusion = fiesty puppy
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fiesty puppy = destroyer of shoes
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destroyer of shoes = too many miles
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too many miles = the Canadian border
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the canadian border = straight line
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Straight line = "Hi, My name is..."
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"Hi, My name is..." = dumb song
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dumb song = 99 bottles of beer on the wall
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99 bottles of beer on the wall = a good start to the weekend
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a good start to the weekend = leaving work early
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leaving work early = establishing good BP (bar position)
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leaving work early = 4:45 PM
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leaving work early = getting fired
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Jinx! hahaha every one posted at the same time....
But uncle phil was first... beating out everyone by a minute Edit: And something is wrong with the refresh on my browser Firing up a fatty = How I spent my day on Sunday |
How I spent my day on Sunday=Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones.
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Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones = what my most recent nightmare was about
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what my most recent nightmare was about = something I dare not speak of |
what my most recent nightmare was about = Bones conjoined with uncle phil; mcgriddles wrappers strewn about.
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mcgriddles wrappers strewn about = trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about
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trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about= getting slapped with a huge fine for littering
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getting slapped with a huge fine for littering = being broke for doing something stupid
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being broke for doing something stupid = not being able to afford your Hustler subscription
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not being able to afford your Hustler subscription = savings on tissue paper
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savings on tissue paper = more money for Bones
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more money for Bones=more cash for TFP
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more cash for TFP = a good thing
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a good thing = lots of sex
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lots of sex=mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good
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=campbells soup |
campbells soup=warm meal
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warm meal = overpriced duck confit
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overpriced duck confit=bye bye daffy duck
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bye bye daffy duck = hello, porky pig
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Hello< Porky Pig= b'deeb'deeb'deeb... that's all folks!
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I'm not typing that out again :D = the end
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the doors = drugs out the ying-yang
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drugs out the ying-yang = rehab
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rehab = another montreal hockey team
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(sorry, but you insulted my team) :D |
flyman = Bakery Enthusiast
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Bakery Enthusiast = always rolling
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always rolling = no E to sell
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no E to sell = pissed off candy ravers
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pissed off candy ravers = the end of the world as we know it
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purgatory |
purgatory = a not so bad, not so good --so so-- vacation spot
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sphere of influence = Flymans bong
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Modified Swedish made penis enlarger = The Suck-O-Lux 3000
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The Suck-O-Lux 3000 = Bill Clinton's Best Friend
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Bill Clinton's Best Friend = Monica
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Monica = The Big Lewinsky
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The Big Lewinsky = the big non story.
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splck |
splck = cooler than you.
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cooler than you = not as cool as i am
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Edit: Beaten to it! Blurgh!
ok, not as cool as i am = I am king! |
I am king = fat, constipated and dead on the toilet.
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fat, constipated and dead on the toilet = If I could choose anyway to die... it'd be this
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If I could choose anyway to die... it'd be this = Falling out of an airplane
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Falling out of an airplane = lethal
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Lethal = explosive boul movements
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Explosive Boul Movements = Bad Case of Diarrhea
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explosive bowl movements = should have remembered to buy toilet paper
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should have remembered to buy toilet paper = stuck in a shitty situation
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stuck in a shitty situation = wife catches you at the girlfriend's place
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wife catches you at the girlfriend's place = Threesome?
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Threesome? = *ding ding ding * three thumbs up:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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money growing on tree = no job
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no job = no fellatio
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