??

Well, I had a thought, leading nowhere once again.
Damn me if you will.

(1÷4)x8=0+2

I could never.

I need to be at mothers house for a spell.

PEACE and JOY!

If I misread this
will further misreading
produce otherwise?

One four eight zero five
One must remain alive

one four eight zero six
pick up sticks

one four eight zero seven

This thread grows, we are the leaven.

You show me the way,
and I shall surely follow.
I love you, you know.

Cooing, not billing:
It's not where the money's at,
but it's good clean fun.

it was bound to happen again in this thread...poor old oh-nine was eaten by the one-four :(

..but the more we post, the higher the numbers get,
so noone will ever go hungry.

This thread might be the solution to global hunger and suffering.

...sorry if this belongs in the "Truth" thread.

This thread has recurring fads.

And conversations are still present, no?

I wish to revive both if possible.

Let us all pretend we are savoring a delicious meal together,
which facilitates our conversation.

Shall we start with beverages and a bread basket?

Oh, I hit refresh. :(

I'll try again and order some mate.

I like bread too much to choose, what would you have us feast upon?

Mate sounds tasty. Does it have a nutty flavor?

I shall serve us some fresh out of the oven home-made,
braided egg-twist bread. (in real life I did use to make this)

I also love a good crusty chewy French bread.

I will have some dry white wine.

Have you read any good books lately?

I'm still trying to conquest my six-month venture to complete Moby-Dick.

I'm re-reading a John Le Carre spy novel.

I think I read Moby-Dick years ago,
my memory has some holes in it.

Last dream you recollect?

This is the new topic for discussion that I try every once in a while.

Please feed it.

My evanescent adventures will take some time and perhaps a nap to recoup.

I had one of my more lucid epic dreams last night, involving
construction work on a roof with some friends here at TFP.

I was the new person at the jobsite. I rember enjoying the warm, gritty,
physical labor.

So if I didn't,
let's lay down in a sandwich
and get some dirty.

(OK, don't kick me.)

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Big or small,
canine or feline,
I love all.

(You good good good bad dog.)

So we may still play, continuing this building,
as seems what we wont?

(If Sharon still helped,
I would be very afraid,
transmogrifying.)

(1x4)-8=-(2x2)

I bet she would love the wind and the lightning show outside my window at the moment.

I wish you all could see it.

The trees are rockin'

The sky is full of blinding flashes.

The thunder I can feel in my spine.

"...spine, my orange crush"
If I lived in the real world, this "problem"'s not mine.

14-8-2=4

Yes, I used that word on purpose.

1x4+8÷2=6.

Let's kiss and make up.
You know how much I need you.
...I don't even know.

??

World Record for the Longest Kiss

The Rules (somebody dumb made up these rules but us TFP'ers don't need no stinkin' rules so I added some italisized notes)
The kiss must be continuous and the lips must be touching at all times.
If the lips part - the couple are immediately disqualified. (I think the make&break sends a tickle up my spine)
Contestants must be over the age of consent in the country the event is being held.
The couple must be awake at all times. (locked lips during sleep are so nice)
The contestants must stand during the attempt and cannot be propped together by any aids, such as pillows, cushions or people.(any position is OK with me)
No rest breaks are allowed. (we don't need no stinkin' rest)
Incontinance pads or adult nappies/diapers are not allowed. (sexy?)
Couples must not leave the venue during their attempt.
The Records
29:00 hrs Mark and Roberta Griswold (USA) 199830:45 hrs Dror Orpaz and Carmit Tsubara (Israel) 199930:59 hrs Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar (USA) 200131:18:33 St. Andrea Sarti und Anna Chen (Italy) 2004 (not yet confirmed)
Other marathon kissing were achieved with other rules that do not compare with the official rules. The most extreme kissing marathon competition was one in Brazil lasting 62 days 8 hours 15 minutes with a "kissing time" of 833:45 hours.

In 1999 it was reported that Neli van der Hoeven (Netherlands) and Wanderley Coasta e Silva (Spain) kissed for 34:11 hrs, but this record was not verified.

Ourcrazymodern? and ring: new record pending

I kiss you.
(We stay awake less long.)

While still believing
in the future that we'll share,
I must digress:

The future we share
digresses apace, and so?
We will still share it.

Damn it, god!
Thankyou, god!

Sup.

:icare:

Do repeated kisses in the same spot leave painful lesions or chaffing?

Don't worry. If that does happen you can just kiss the boo boo and make it better.

The Long Thread
The Threadgles
Written by Lon G. Threadley

I used to hurry a lot, I used to worry a lot,
I used to post until the break of the day.
Oh that didn't get it, it was high time, I quit it --
I just couldn't carry on that way.
Oh, I did some damage, I know it's true --
Didn't know I was so lonely till I found you.

Who can go the distance?
We'll find out on the long thread.
(On the long thread.)
We can handle some resistance
If our posts are some strong ones.
(Are some strong ones )

People talkin' about us, they got nothin' else to do.
When it all comes down we will still come through
On the long thread.
Ooh I want to tell you it's a long thread.

You know I don't understand why you don't treat yourself better,
Do the crazy things that you do.
When all the debutantes in Houston, baby,
Couldn't hold a candle to you.
Did you do it for love, did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite, did you think you had to, honey?

Who is gonna make it?
We'll find out on the long thread.
(On the long thread )
I know we can take it
If our post is a strong one.
(Is a strong one )

Well we're tired, but we’re still typin',
While on the “John”, cause we ain't wipin'
On the long thread.
Ooh I want to tell you it's a long thread.

I can't find Mercury retrograde tables for 2008.

freddy died in 1991...

Non-sequitor would be a good name for an alcoholic beverage.

I wonder what we should put in it.

Make it a double please.

This has the retro dates:


Mercury Retro Time Table
October 28 - November 18, 2006
February 13 - March 7, 2007
June 15 - July 9, 2007
October 11 - November 1, 2007
January 27 - February 18, 2008
May 26 - June 19, 2008
September 23 - October 15, 2008
January 11-31, 2009
May 6-30, 2009
September 6-29, 2009
December 26, 2009 - January 15, 2010
April 17, 2010 - May 11, 2010
August 20, 2010 - September 12, 2010
December 10-29, 2010

How To Deal With Mercury Retrograde: http://thezodiac.com/mercuryretro.htm

Here http://www.cafeastrology.com/retrogrades.html we'll find:

http://www.cafeastrology.com/daily/merrxmay08.gif

Mercury is Retrograde in Gemini from May 26 to June 19, 2008.
11 May 2008 04:42 pm 12°59' Enters Rx Zone
26 May 2008 11:42 am 21°32'Rx Stationary Retrograde
19 Jun 2008 10:26 am 12°59' Stationary Direct
04 Jul 2008 08:33 am 21°32' Leaves Rx Zone


http://www.cafeastrology.com/daily/merrxsep08.gif

Mercury is Retrograde in Libra from September 24 to October 15, 2008.
03 Sep 2008 05:56 pm 07°34' Enters Rx Zone
24 Sep 2008 03:11 am 22°50'Rx Stationary Retrograde
15 Oct 2008 03:57 pm 07°34' Stationary Direct
30 Oct 2008 10:34 pm 22°50' Leaves Rx Zone

Where is Mercury Retrograde transiting by house in your natal chart? Does it conjunct a natal planet, your Ascendant, or Midheaven?
Read interpretations of Mercury Retrograde in Transit for a more personalized meaning of the transit cycle.

One forty eight thirty nine

Why?

Why what?

New page.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...6561ca8c_b.jpg

pretty

gorgeous...that bug might be sucking on its last drink before spidey comes in to wrap it up.

I sense an early birthday presence tingle.

Happy birthday, Ourcrazymodern? !!!

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...1118399360.jpg

Hot damn.

Happy Birthday.

spider cake, spider cake
does whatever a spider cake does
Happy Birthday Ourcrazymodern?

372 pages... awesome

Morning.

Rain.

Morning. Sun here. So far.

Stellar.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ar20fossil.jpg

oooo...nice fractal, I like it.

Here's another nice one I like:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...al-Jan19_1.jpg


I am also very fond of radishes....and Fraggle Rock.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lbum-UK_LP.jpg

I dreamed a dangler,
its flopping so distracting
I had to wake up.

Rise and shine!

My goddess awaits!
Excuse while I make a call.
Then I wiill be back...

Well, forewarned is forearmed.

Perrenial is a word.

It comes and comes again.

I love the bi-annuals as well.

What do you make of the triannuals?

I love me some triathletics. :D

You triathlete, you :p

I once tried an athlete... the fabulous Mrs. Pilot of course! :suave:

Nigh on forniclock;
Time to do it yet again,
And still enjoy it.

My alarm clock still hasn't gone off.

The rooster crows at dawn.

Does he have a walkie talkie?

Sometimes the mockingbird sings at midnight.

Isn't that a beautiful song?

He sings his own song as well as mimicking others.

If dietary concepts
could lead us onwards into us not,
they might be doing it now.

You are a free bird.

A trail of bedcrumbs
will not lead me anywhere
except where I'll be.

Fluffing pillows...I am...

I've heard of fluffers.
Can you tell me any more,
or maybe show me?

One four eight seven seven
How many tfpers find their weight in heaven

I think in heaven
we'll probably weigh nothing,
or everything.

Heaven sounds like a good name for a comfy hotel.

Where and when
are all the questions
that arise.

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is not really a conundrum
though sometimes I wonder

...by BadNick
All copyrights reserved.

My legs are dizzy.

One four eight eight three
waking up is great - wait to pee.

The early worm gets the bird

Gettin' funky with the cheese wiz

At Pat's Steaks, this is a ""Whiz, wit":

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Patswizwit.jpg

Capacity, eh?
Guess how little I may have,
and how much I use.

(- i tried for the umpteenth time to send money)

Tickle me.
Take me anywhere.
I will go.

Birds of a feather, fluck together.

One four eight nine one
Ring and Modern having fun.

Knockin' on 15000's door,

more more ore.

One four eight nine three
hip hip hooray for Wii

My flower garden has so many flowers in it,
the weeds don't stand a chance.

Weeds are beautiful.
I love them.

Some weeds are incredible! But not all. I'm rather fond of Queen Anne's Lace
http://www.naturalmoment.com/images/...3-12_crop1.jpg

Forbs!

1+4-8=-(9-6)

I love the frameworkings


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ringy/0092.jpg

Ooooooooo a leaf clearing!!!! Those are so fun!

One four eight nine eight
hope he catches the bait

My right, but behind,
and my left, in the same way,
need diff'rent treatments.

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this thread sucks.