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BadNick 10-20-2009 12:10 PM

I could second that if I wanted two.

Jetée 10-20-2009 01:14 PM

You didn't mention this:

The Sci-Fi film Total Recall is set in 2084.

or this...

2074: The Green Wall of China is scheduled to be completed.

ring 10-20-2009 01:39 PM

I visited Mum for a bit.
I'm on a first name basis with all the fruit-flies in her kitchen.

Perhaps those are the progeny from the former flies from last week, I dunno.

How long do fruit-flies live?

Zooksport2 10-20-2009 01:49 PM

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Jetée 10-20-2009 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2719242)
I visited Mum for a bit.
I'm on a first name basis with all the fruit-flies in her kitchen.

Perhaps those are the progeny from the former flies from last week, I dunno.

How long do fruit-flies live?

About 10 days, I think.

I had a hundred dozen or so in my bathroom stock after I had opened up a honeydew, and as annoying at it was to spend about ten minutes of my time, both day and night, snapping to a halt about 25 of these buggers at a time, they all mysteriously vanished at the beginning of the third week.

2071

I love a good smile:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3523/...80790f3b_m.jpg

even when it's from a car:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2603/...acd213f1_m.jpg


... in case you had any doubts, it is, indeed, a rabbit (volkswagen, I believe)

BadNick 10-20-2009 07:14 PM

I remember in biology class we used ether to subdue those pesky little fruit flies so we could examine their minute details. Even though he was more into physics than biology, Einstein also had ideas about the ether.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%203/ether.jpg

Zooksport2 10-21-2009 01:35 AM

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

BadNick 10-21-2009 03:24 AM

Henry David Thoreau: We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.

Zooksport2 10-21-2009 05:43 AM

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Tophat665 10-21-2009 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2719337)
I remember in biology class we used ether to subdue those pesky little fruit flies so we could examine their minute details. Even though he was more into physics than biology, Einstein also had ideas about the ether.

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S. Thompson

BadNick 10-21-2009 07:28 AM

Tophat, buddy...I know you're a fishy guy, but do you know anything about turtles that might help me?

Our red-eared slider, who we got when she was a about 3" L. and is now over 10" L., and in the past has always been active, aggressive, and an eating machine, has not been eating for a couple months. In past years, she typically went into a low hibernation kinda thing during winter months and then started devouring everything again in spring and summer, etc. But this year she seems to be lingering in the hibernation mode; in the meantime she's also layed a few eggs. I was hoping when she was done laying eggs she'd get back to eating before this coming winter's hibernation, but so far that isn't happening. I'm getting tempted to take her to a vet who knows about such critters but haven't done that yet.





while turtles are relatively slow, I posted some high speed nonsense here: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...le-2009-a.html

genuinegirly 10-21-2009 08:28 AM

wish I knew more to help, badnick.
But I did find this colorful image of a sea turtle.
http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpr...sea-turtle.jpg

BadNick 10-21-2009 08:37 AM

thanks, gg. If our Franklina passes into the eternal waters of turtle-life-hereafter, I'm sure she'll like that...I know I would.

Tophat665 10-21-2009 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2719484)
Tophat, buddy...I know you're a fishy guy, but do you know anything about turtles that might help me?

Our red-eared slider, who we got when she was a about 3" L. and is now over 10" L., and in the past has always been active, aggressive, and an eating machine, has not been eating for a couple months. In past years, she typically went into a low hibernation kinda thing during winter months and then started devouring everything again in spring and summer, etc. But this year she seems to be lingering in the hibernation mode; in the meantime she's also layed a few eggs. I was hoping when she was done laying eggs she'd get back to eating before this coming winter's hibernation, but so far that isn't happening. I'm getting tempted to take her to a vet who knows about such critters but haven't done that yet.

while turtles are relatively slow, I posted some high speed nonsense here: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...le-2009-a.html

Don't know what to tell you Nick. Something sure sounds like it must be wrong, though. The Vet sounds like a good call.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-21-2009 11:54 AM

Beside what's yourself,
feel how good it might become
when your buddy's there.

MexicanOnABike 10-21-2009 01:44 PM

2010 FIFA! post your cooolest football picture.

Zooksport2 10-21-2009 02:09 PM

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

ring 10-21-2009 02:35 PM

Yes.
I've been known to do this & have been called on it.

Cut me no slack.

BadNick 10-21-2009 07:41 PM

World Cup!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...meWorldCup.gif

MexicanOnABike 10-21-2009 07:43 PM

world!! http://www.grassrootsoccer.org/wp-co...rldcuplogo.png

Zooksport2 10-21-2009 10:25 PM

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Jetée 10-22-2009 12:30 AM

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler. — "Rhinestein"

2054

Zooksport2 10-22-2009 12:57 AM

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

BadNick 10-22-2009 05:16 AM

I am simpler today than I was yesterday. This thread is longer today than it was yesterday. See you later, alligator.

Zooksport2 10-22-2009 06:54 AM

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

ring 10-22-2009 08:08 AM

Thighs: It's what's been for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1526.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 10-22-2009 09:44 AM

If something preserved
can beat anything that's fresh,
you may then slap me.

BadNick 10-22-2009 10:11 AM

I love fresh thighs....even chicken ones. The slightly dark, moist, delectable meat, the crispy skin with herbs. I am in love.

BackwoodsmanVA 10-22-2009 11:44 AM

I only argue with myself to meet someone of equal intelligence!:shakehead:

Ourcrazymodern? 10-22-2009 12:25 PM

VAOk, this ain't towards you,

But BadNick,

You dirty old man!
Experience counts for much,
& I know you do.

Jetée 10-22-2009 12:57 PM

didn't I post yet?

2045

E Deus criou a Mulher (how you say, areola alert at the top?)

I like the girls named Rianne Ten Haken, Diora Baird, Helen Hunt, & Sarah Dumont the best

the last one, especially. Sensational. It's Outstanding. It's Beyond Cliché(s). It's Superb Photographic Content. Tantalizing Capture, & A Great Shirt!
(...it makes me want to learn Portuguese even more).

(I think the favicon is a frog, just like Nick's past lifetime.)

ring 10-22-2009 02:06 PM

I'd best pull my head out of my...
poopy brain is a distasteful waste.

Zooksport2 10-22-2009 02:08 PM

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Jetée 10-22-2009 02:36 PM

y'know, with each passing page, more is forgotten.

At least of myself. Where am I going? What's my new aim?


twenty - 42

BadNick 10-22-2009 05:05 PM

Jet, with my new motto to "keep life simple" and inspired by your link above, I think I could be happy just being underwear.


Jetée 10-22-2009 05:42 PM

I don't know why, but miss Bundchen never appealed to me as she did to the rest of the world. 2Oh-4Oh

I see your reasoning, she is certainly attractive, but I much preferred many other "supermodels" over her, heaps more who were actually Brasilian, and she was probably my fourth favorite of the Victoria Secret's Angels.


Not to name all names, but I certainly am more transfixed by Anne V.

Can I hotlink this?

http://img.listal.com/image/560957/6...vyalitsyna.jpg

here's the link anyway: Anne Vyalitsyna

Zooksport2 10-22-2009 09:16 PM

well, I'll be off then... see ya later, dude...

Jetée 10-23-2009 12:39 AM

I don't get the pun-intention.

2038.

I searched for 'Raphael' in imageshack, and resulted with this digital fresco/fresca

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2...ofathenwn4.jpg

BadNick 10-23-2009 05:24 AM

Gisele Bundchen is just a symbol to me, not my favorite anything or top 100 even, or odd.

My post was about "being underwear"...and while I am no underwear expert, it is my impression that Victoria's Secret underwear is, at best, middle of the road stuff, so again, using as a symbol only.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-23-2009 12:44 PM

While ease of doing
reflects the caves that we are,
it's without mirrors.

Jetée 10-23-2009 03:52 PM

What's your regard to Raphael, and um... who's the new most famous supermodel?

Bar Rafaeli (i think this is it)

two-oh-three-five

BadNick 10-23-2009 04:07 PM

Bar's mom's name is Tzipi...I like the sound of that. I can't picture her as "new", though, ever since she's been so prominently displayed in Sports Illustrated....in the issue I confiscated from my son and use for reference purposes.

Jetée 10-23-2009 04:15 PM

Oh, I thought she was new because she was dating not Raphael, not Michelangelo, not Donatello, but Leonardo.

Given that power couple status, I thought she was the most popular supermodel today, despite the fact that I couldn't remember her name 30 minutes ago.

Maybe Ambrossio is more popular. Definitely for me.

2033

BadNick 10-23-2009 05:47 PM

ahh, I didn't know they hooked up. Power couple, indeed. I can imagine any progeny would be good looking.

Jet, in case you want to know, just as I was writing this post my son #2 text'd me "i'm at lukes goin to tims"

Jetée 10-23-2009 05:57 PM

So you saw the new thread, then?

I live with coincidence on a daily basis, perhaps even three days late.

I wanted to mention your couple of youtube posts here about the darndest kids, but people would get lost. What page was that? Last tuesday?

2031

Ourcrazymodern? 10-23-2009 07:17 PM

Do you know
where my love dies off?
Nor do I.

carrot glace 10-23-2009 08:38 PM

have got to find it first, thats my problem

Jetée 10-23-2009 09:48 PM

Was your name always "carrot glace"?

It just seems too perfectly uncanny to be true, but I cannot recall.

2028

ring 10-24-2009 06:32 AM

Post #19703 has the darndest kids.

MexicanOnABike 10-24-2009 07:38 AM

have you ever noticed the bookmarks on the bottom of the page? can i add to it?

BadNick 10-24-2009 08:26 AM

^ why yes, I have. You may have to inquire with the authorities about adding to it. I bet it's only for "institutionalized" links....though I don't see myspace on there...and no tweets, either...actually I don't have my own myspace but I mean the global generic myspace, not my space.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-24-2009 11:29 AM

XXXBN!

Foolishness, practiced,
doesn't mean you are a fool.
Your fellows pretend.

BadNick 10-24-2009 12:39 PM

Hi Ocm?!!! ...hope you're in great spirits and health. Wanna wrestle?

carrot glace 10-24-2009 02:16 PM

ready to rumble= an awesome movie

ring 10-24-2009 02:36 PM

With many characters.

MexicanOnABike 10-24-2009 02:40 PM

ready to rumble in the bronx tale

ring 10-24-2009 02:54 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...s_36853_lg.gif

BadNick 10-24-2009 05:20 PM

ring, I remember my doctor kit from when I was a little kid. It was one of my favorite toys.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2720641)
So you saw the new thread, then?...


Jet man, I just saw your post about what kids' say. I'm thinking about something to add to that but I'm coming up short at the moment.

ring 10-24-2009 05:40 PM

Peace and joy and love and acceptance and food and warm soft places to sleep

and belly laughs and whiskers on kittens and tender touches and understandings

and empathy and forgiveness and tears and hugs and kissing and sex and massages

and healing and bonfires and fireworks and swimming and warm sands and clean water

and birth and words and language and more love and more.

BadNick 10-24-2009 07:05 PM

thanks ring...now I'm going to take a nice hot bath with the lights out and just a candle flickering and reflecting off the white tile, and think of all those nice things.

Zooksport2 10-24-2009 08:13 PM

Well, I'm back. 2 days of carting oversize equipment around the state.

1200 miles, and a very sore arse......

.

BadNick 10-25-2009 07:52 AM

hey Zook,
umpa umpa everybody umpa

Esoteric 10-25-2009 08:04 AM


MexicanOnABike 10-25-2009 08:58 AM

a pepsi a day keeps the coke away.

ring 10-25-2009 09:18 AM

rootbeer floats

carrot glace 10-25-2009 09:18 AM

jack and coke, mmm, yum

Jetée 10-25-2009 09:34 AM

What bookmarks?

Quite intriguing, I still have seeqpod in my bookmarks.

Fake. You Are Not Dead, A Guide To Modern Living.

BadNick 10-25-2009 10:23 AM

whatever floats your boat, or bookmark

Jetée 10-25-2009 10:26 AM

I have this one: 2photo

you can't hotlink from there, and I'm pretty sure I've not visited the site more than two times. But... I might already have registered there.

2007 (my favorite year, behind 1992, and 1963)

Ourcrazymodern? 10-25-2009 10:31 AM

Problems with the chalk?
Higher concepts have no pants
& they don't need them.

BadNick 10-25-2009 10:36 AM

interesting photos, Jet. I can't understand one word, but the pics are cool and I added it to my favorites, which is MS lingo for bookmarks. Ahhh, how I miss Netscape.

Here's one that bugs me:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...10592_conn.jpg

---------- Post added at 02:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:32 PM ----------

ps: I just discovered the "eng" button so now I can read it

Jetée 10-25-2009 10:45 AM

I think the Netscape browser is hidden with my Realplayer media program, which is now supported by google.

I myself, use Opera, because, it's the best. (for me).

2004?

---------- Post added at 02:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:44 PM ----------

wait, a sec, where's the "eng" button? I need to figure that out too!

BadNick 10-25-2009 10:54 AM

you mean of all those languages you know, Russian isn't one of them?

ring 10-25-2009 10:59 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0022-3.jpg

BadNick 10-25-2009 11:01 AM

i like green eggs and ham

Jetée 10-25-2009 11:02 AM

No, my painfully shy attribute failed me at a time when I had the distinct opportunity to be involved in a meaningful relationship with a ravishing redheaded Ukranian.

Curse my hindsight. Oh, and I found the button. And I don't think Russian is too hard to learn; the alphabet is fairly simple to understand with some practice, and then it gets rolling from there.

The Russian layout is more favorable to me than the "Eng" one.

And I didn't register to the site... I forgot which one it was, but I'm pretty sure it ended in ".ru".

Here's a good companion for you.

2000 - Etoday

MexicanOnABike 10-25-2009 02:12 PM

russian? english? you get rulish and englan.

Zooksport2 10-25-2009 02:28 PM

alas, poor Yorick....

BadNick 10-25-2009 04:40 PM

you mean the new Yorick Yarnquees?

MexicanOnABike 10-25-2009 05:53 PM

yorick
http://www.geocities.com/rdeech/Yorick_-_webpage.jpg
yarn
http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/...t1-29_yarn.jpg
quees
http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/ph...ized/quees.jpg

Jetée 10-25-2009 06:12 PM

I suspect Poor Yoricky to become someone's new avatar soon.

I say Zooksport should claim it.

1995.

This guy died today.

BadNick 10-25-2009 06:29 PM

I had a nice long day today. Another hour and a half and it will be tomorrow.

Jetée 10-25-2009 08:28 PM

I thought you said it would all be tomoverrow.

1993? What did I do then? Moon landing #4.

Zooksport2 10-26-2009 12:35 AM

what the?

donmaytee 10-26-2009 01:03 AM

Lol feel kinda foolish but you know, here's my post!

Zooksport2 10-26-2009 03:01 AM

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

BadNick 10-26-2009 05:00 AM

are you hungry?

Zooksport2 10-26-2009 05:45 AM

nope.
chops and salad for tea....

ring 10-26-2009 06:00 AM

Foggy and 45 degrees F.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1530.jpg

BadNick 10-26-2009 06:02 AM

I wish I had a breakfast burrito :(

Ourcrazymodern? 10-26-2009 02:32 PM

I'd like to frequent ZookS, w/a belated Happy Birthday:

Gentle works better.

I thought of cussing.

BadNick 10-26-2009 03:36 PM

So maybe we can work together and combine birthday and burrito...for our friend Zooks, of course


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...dayburrito.jpg

MexicanOnABike 10-26-2009 04:22 PM

wheee!!!

Jetée 10-26-2009 05:20 PM

my last few posts are making little sense..

maybe I need to utilize stanzas more

and separate unlike thoughts


not relative to me, just found it two hours into the link from elsewhere:
a six year old son of my friend attempted some free-style rap (he's white), it came out like this: " I'm a washing machine, I do what I wanna do,.. Oh Oh! there goes Pinnochio!"

ring 10-26-2009 05:23 PM


Jetée 10-26-2009 06:04 PM

Oh, Oh! there goes Pinnochio!
 
1980

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2503/...792ae807_m.jpg

He do what he wanna do

Ourcrazymodern? 10-26-2009 06:22 PM

Candy comes:
Cartoonish & sweet,
but it spits.

Jetée 10-26-2009 06:29 PM

nineteen seventy-nine


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3622/...d9508cab_b.jpg

This was taken from Mad Magazine, an issue bought about 25 years ago.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-27-2009 09:52 AM

I like bugs,
maybe I am one.
I doubt it.

cdwonderful 10-27-2009 09:56 AM

I hate bugs
maybe I am one
is that self loathing?


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