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Seeding humanities boundary definitions is the knobblist cause.
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My glorious balls
exceed some expectations, including my own. |
....I'm orbiting.....
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Gravity
Has all the merits Of nonsense. |
May I give you a visage?
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You may certainly
do whatever you will with what I'm thinking. |
sorry to interupt your glorious escapade but I see we are making progress...and I mean that "we" in the most communal sense. Carry on...as if I had to tell you.
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You are bad, BadNick. We both love you.
1+4+3+0.....equals eight. |
"You are bad, BadNick." That has a ring to it.
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i can see that this is a waste of my time. fucking bullshit. (refering to my job at the moment).
waking up in 3:30hr. this is gonna be a hard 1st day. |
Halx, we need some help.
Do we have psychologists and social workers? 1x4-3=1x1 |
Persevere.
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That was a good one, ring,
in too many ways to count... ...let's do it again. |
3:33 am....auspicious timing perhaps.
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I'm kidnapping Prince
when I leave town tomorrow, using your hand-bag. |
Pocketses, pouches and purses.
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We might have trouble.
My pocketses have strayed. Where did my pants go? |
The laundress will be able to finish her paperback.
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Do I dare dare you
when I don't dare leave the house without my pants on? |
Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn, and bawdy bubbles.
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So, can I stay here,
if I participate well in ceremonies? |
The five ring circus has torched my touche.
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As your sacrifice,
I know my rights limitless; I won't be holding back. |
Time to rehydrate.
Feeling way past al dente, noodles need to stick. |
Can I have a drink?
Oh, wait, it doesn't matter. I'll be going soon. |
Hit and run?
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You love your job, right?
So another assignment can only please you. |
Task the mistress
or task the mattress. |
Another spanking
might be on the agenda. "Then, the oral sex." |
"Takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
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If you task me more,
I'll have to cut you some slack. We know what that means. |
Check your expiration date.
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When in the stew pot,
with many herbs and spices, and enough boiling... -1+4=3=3=3 |
Condiments may complement the concoction.
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My mustard
and your mayonnaise make music. |
French Dip,or
....I want a patty melt.... |
It's bound to get worse
before it gets any better... I will take the french. |
Dressing or undressing...
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...only question is:
"Do you want fries with that, darlin'?" This is white on rice. |
Do we have any soy sauce left?
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There's some peanut sauce
in a place where you'll find it, if you sniff around. |
I feel a little squirrely.
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I thought that was me.
How'd a tree rat get in here? Should we breakfast now? |
I have no idea why the term 'buckskinner' just popped into my brain.
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A pejorative
can't be all that much better than one using it. |
Well...epithet to you too.
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Experiencing
an occasional meltdown can be expected. 14-3-4=7 |
Oh magnificent equable creature you.
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You'd best be careful,
or my head might swell again. We know what that means... |
Magnificent creatures are magnificently magnificent. :confused:
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baaahhhh!
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sheep?
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Bahh bahh black sheep have you any wool?
Yes, yes, 3 bags full. |
A sheep has no wool; she has fur. Wool is what we do to her beautiful coat after we have taken what's hers.
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hmmmm, mutton. Tastes good.
How long is the longest golf hole in the world? Course: Chocolay Downs Golf Course Location: Marquette, Michigan Hole #: 6 Par: 6 Length: 1,007 Yards Chocolay has a reserve 1/2 mile or so which it can add to the length of this hole if it ever loses it ranking of the longest hole ever. |
The Prince licked my face,
saying, "It's time to get up!" It worked like a charm... |
lickem licker liquor
nice doggie |
Pinnochio is sitting in my chair.
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His nose grows.
"What's come over me? Here it comes again." Bad haiku, good musical prurience. |
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Getting ideas
beats any alternative at least by a nose. |
"You ain't nuthin but a hound dog."
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I will freely share
whatever I have with you including my nose. |
Test me harder.
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Just sniffing around,
I tend to zero right in on that which pleases. |
Advantageous is part of your pedigree.
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-people go both ways.
One can always roll the dice or vote with his feet. |
Stomping grapes sounds like a good time.
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So I will run to you,
snuggle into your bosom, and drink of your wine. |
"look at all my trials and tribulations"
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I'll sink into it
as your pool engulfs me. Hell, gravity works! |
'Old Faithful'
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Ev'ry hour,
as dependable as clockwork. |
Dueling priorities...
We need to siamese some more. |
Is it getting hot?
-caint believe it's only me. (I know it could be.) |
Hose time.
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Tits & pits & bits all rhyme.
...then came the pepper, and it spices situations, as something else does. double posts suck. Not as well as some of us, though they might like to. |
Facile.
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"Collar" kind of rhymes with "balls are".
Think blue. |
Blue Velvet.
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I am just,
and I fear nothing in this world. |
You have a witness.
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Regarding my spine
and the things that go with it: They're all yours, my love. |
I need a tissue.
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I'll just take my tongue,
and make like your dog can do, and drink all your tears. 14385 |
Lets go swimming...
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Okay.
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Have you got your trunks?
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No, but I've got my spine.
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Good to go.
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Naked?
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As the day you were.....
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"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."
"On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round, and gazed in wild wonder at the joy they had found... Head nurse stepped up, said "Leave this one alone" - she could tell right away I was bad to the bone." |
I see the ying yang twins are still at it
...good going, you're doing some real nice damage to this thread count. |
I'm lusting
in the large sunlight for reasons. |
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/7/q/G/joker22.jpg |
I thought the devil
rode upon the last, pale horse. So call him Charley. 1+4-3-9=-7 |
Armageddon sounds like a tasty cocktail.
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I gave you cocktails
before you gave me some more. Let us move onwards. |
onwards and upwards....
Time for a fuck session. I want to jam with you. |
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