Rihanna ...under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh

is she Canadian? and maybe it should have been Rainanna

I want to go swimming,
but it's not that much fun alone.

Pining for my yin...or is he yang?

flip flop...are you a tiger and/or a dragon?...today...what are you tomorrow?...either or yes and no

Four Laws of Yin-yang
Yin-yang are Opposing
Yin-yang are Mutually Rooted
Yin-yang Mutually Transform
Yin-yang Mutually Wax and Wane

it's a black hole! drop the nuke!!

Turn around.
Show me your hands.
Lay on your belly.

The male is the yang, sayeth the Big Goog.

http://transying.com/YinYang&Broad.jpg

2. circle. inside a large circle = yinyan.

If I may digress since I'm hungry at the moment...I've never tasted Vegemite. For any of you who have, would you characterize that taste for me, please?

It's the questions.

Here ya go Nick...this explains what it's made from.
I have never tried it but I do believe I shall.

I love my spirulina and soypowder mix...I might like this as well.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite

Thanks, ring. So from that I see that "Vegemite is made from leftover brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, and various vegetable and spice additives."

So if it's made from beer related ingredients, it must be good....talk about which:

I've never been a huge Jimmy Buffet fan but I find some of his musical efforts to be decent light entertainment...though overplaying anything will annoy me. So I was skeptical of him putting his name on all sorts of products, figuring it's just some marketing scheme to make money. But then after reading more about his commitment to the quality of products with his name, and then hearing a few good reports about his beer, at lunch today I had three of his beers called Landshark Lager. Pretty decent, very light tasting, and a cleaner taste than Corona. Will drink it again if I want a very light beer without ordering one of the designated light beers.

left over spread!!

Flying to nonsense
might just end in disaster
Improperly aimed.

ILTF

The beliefs we share,
unlike the beliefs we have
might compromise us.

Humans are silly.

yes, I am.

Hilarities clarities are stunning.

In hell, no butter,
unless it's been clarified.
Please pass the lobster.

No need for a bib, overall.

And some vegemite.
In a sandwich out of hell.
Hell, that could be good.

Fortified umbrellas will protect us from brimstones.

waxing and waning,
something like the moon will do,
seeing the future.

14524

Regarding nothing,
I had one more errant thought;
it flittered onwards.

I contemplate the sides of roundness.

I like marbles and oranges and tennis balls and
other round things.

Regarding nothing,
I had one more errant thought;
it flittered onwards.

Thoughts can be delicate elusive whisperings at times.

Your spheroid nature
, much like circularity
, can drive my engine...

Anytime.

Revealing Revolutions...

Use this drug
within you forehead
and enjoy.

14530

The love drug is the best medicine.

NO MOI, ET NO MOI.
My hidden place has been found:
Tinfoil not Reynolds'.

I wrap you within.

Smelling this backwards
might amount to a challenge,
a climb up the hill.

Eccentrics are curvy.

200-some miles
seem like such a large distance-
I'm a primitive.

14-5-3=6

The helicopter,
will pluck you from the rapids,
to a softer place.

Believing ourselves,
we can go piss off the dock,
like master Fly does.

I wonder how his caboose is fairing?

Send in the medics!
An "important" man's gone down.
But he enjoyed it.

I bet he did.

Perhaps politics?
How about philosophy?
Will you not call me?

Have you ever had an In-N-Out burger?

Breathe
In-N-Out.
Breathe!

((1+4)÷5)x4=4

In with the good,
out with even better.

I hear pharaoh moaning.

My next one for you
might comprise nothing special
unless you like it.

14546

ILTF!

That we leave ourselves
alone in our dust seems just;
leaving ourselves, not.

15548.

I know.

It hurts.

PEACE and JOY!

They'll be quite surprized
at the length of our stretching,
when they come and see.

1+4=5=5+0

Sow,
we grow.

The future we have
will have to be a shared one,
or else it won't work.

Soon....soon.

We WILL have a most beautiful bountiest garden.

My belief becomes
what I've seen and am doing.
Perceptions can count.

14-5-5=4

'them five there five fingers' of yours,
fashion the world to a better place.

The threat inherent
in the system we live in
might abrogate us.

14556

BJAFN.

14558
looking great

You must believe;
You shouldn't fear anything,
questing, fear not!

(14-((5)(÷5))=9

I am at the library.

IR

if it wasn't for OCM and ring, we wouldn't keep going on with this thread.
Our Crazy ModemRing.

Tooth outdikotah
Or the other place it is,
I am also there.

Listen.

The Night of The Iguana.

Hammock time.

blue moon...

The tune?

Chicken Fried Rice Tonight!

Well, that was mighty kind of your chicken to make dinner for you.

A bunch of very attractive Cambodian women cooked me some eggplant stuffed with pork and shrimp...one of my favorite dishes. Looks good, tastes good.

the children poured water all over Brian today

When I was 6 years old, I was in a first grade class with the daughter of an ambassador (or some such globetrotting functionary). To broaden the horizons of us heathen, she brought in some vegemite for show & tell, which was duly spread on bread and passed around for sampling. 32 years later I am still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

By products of beer manufacturing are what is left after all that is good is removed (that would be the beer). The spent grains, I am told, make excellent hog and cattle feed. Apparently the yeast is good for preventing Australian global domination. (Actually, the only thing the yeast is good for is making MORE BEER!) Spent hops are only good for poisoning dogs. (Seriously, gives them arrhythmia and keels them right over. And, much like anti-freeze, raisins, and chocolate, dogs love them.)

Incidently, urine is made from beer related ingredients.

/ I'm a curmudgeon in the morning.
/ And the evening.
/ Most of the day, really.

http://hopwild.com/wp-content/upload.../bluemoon1.JPG

Delicious.

"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill?
He sounds too blue to fly.
The midnight train is whining low:
I'm so lonesome I could cry.

I've never seen a night so long,
When time goes crawling by.
The moon just went behind a cloud,
To hide its face and cry.

Did you ever see a Robin weep,
When leaves begin to die?
That means he's lost his will to live.
I'm so lonesome I could cry.

[Instrumental break]

The silence of a falling star,
Lights up a purple sky.
And as I wonder where you are,
I'm so lonesome I could cry.
I'm so lonesome I could cry.


for real...:sad:

My blindness cannot
leave our being until it's
firmly understood.

ILTF.

Orientation
through the penis has served us
throughout our ages.

Double-post me again?

My plea will go out
to those who will understand:
Please come and help me!

I'm here darlin'.....

-heh

I was the rebar
that caused that unsightly bruise;
-but I was inert!

The first rule of Fight Club....

Don't talk about it.
These things need some scheduling.
Don't think about it.

Let's not talk about that, OK.
/ Rule number four:
/ There is NO rule number four.

Rule three is
the same as the rule one
and rule five...

14-5-8=1

Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena.
China Clipper calling Alameda.
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
It is of my opinion that the people are intending.

One Four Five Eight Three
Sometimes I need to pee.

That got a chuckle out of me.

<_<

My rhymin skillz be tight. Check that shit.

I hope I didn't piss anyone off.

I feel like gettin' pissed,
not the angry kind,
the pixilated sort,
but I won't.

Hope y'all are having a super day.

Suuuuuuuuper.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

The Longest Thread
by Ted Threadburger

Longer than there've been threads in the ocean
Higher than any thread ever flew
Longer than there've been threads up in the heavens
This is the longest thread

Stronger than any mountain ca-thread-ral
Truer than any thread ever grew
Deeper than any thread primeval
This is the longest thread

I'll bring posts in the winters
You'll send posts in the springs
We'll post through the falls and summers
With threads on our wings.

Through the years as the thread starts to mellow
Burning lines in the thread of our lives
Though the binding cracks and the thread starts to yellow
This is the longest thread

Longer than there've been threads in the ocean
Higher than any thread ever flew
Longer than there've been threads up in the heavens
This is the longest thread
This is the longest thread...

One Four Five Eight Nine
Post when you're standing in line.

What am I to do?
the poignant tangled churning,
tearing me in two.

Consider my fence,
having missed my first/last chance
to fall off of it.

1x4+5=9x1

White picket fences, have dreams too.

One four five nine three
If only he'd think of me.

one four five nine four
reality sweeps me, on its floor.

lets see if I can beat my record for hrs this week!!

one four five nine six
I cannot pretend to fix.

one four five nine seven
don't wake me; i might be in heaven ...

(i'll try harder next time :D )

one four five nine ate.

I Hope BadNick shares some Birthday cake!

Happy Birthday!

14600!