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If boring poeple
sucked at not being bored, they'd be happier. 14101! Bizarre. |
1 4 10 2
1+4 x2 = 10 |
Anticipation just received a jolt of lightening.
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Threatening haiku
seems to have had an effect on who dislikes it. 1x4x1=0+4 Fucking palindromes. |
I be-fuddled.
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Maybe you'll do that,
or you might justly conclude you're superior. 1+4+1+0=6 |
Takes one to know one?
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Not sure if it's the longest, but a long and winding road nonetheless
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...north-ramp.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...e20bike20t.jpg The Stelvio Pass is one of the highest Alpine Passes of Europe with its 2758 m. There are 48 hairpin turns on the northern side of the pass. The original road was built in 1820-1825 by the Austrian Empire to connect the former Austrian province of Lombardia with the rest of Austria, covering a climb of 1871 m. Since then, the route has changed very little. The 60 hairpin bends, 48 of them on the northern side numbered with stones, are a challenge to motorists. |
What car would you dream of having, to quickly and
safely navigate those turns with? |
for sure!
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maybe
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I changed my mind. not anymore!
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I'm sure...I'd like to do it in my car since I know it so well and it is very capable...though I would also like to do it in many other cars eg. Porsche GT3, Ferrari 430 Scuderia, just to name two likely suspects. And when I say "do it..." none of these cars have back seats!
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i think they tackled that road on top gear with a light weight lambo, a light weight porsche, and i believe the last car was an austin martin.
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ha!
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HAHA!
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There has been a rise in jocularities popularity.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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HAHAHA!
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AH!
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ahhhh??
new page! |
OCM says hello and that he loves you all.
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aww, well tell OCM hi, and that we love him too.
Awwwww. (Ha?) |
Tell OCM I love him, too, but I'd love him to keep his tongue out of my ear...or other places. Love you too, ring.
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..now where did I put that leash....
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hot licks and old tricks
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Highway 101 revelations.
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woof, woof, woof....BadNick rolls over begging for tummy scratch
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What the fuck.
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Hey Eso....Happy to see you...
I prefer back scratches, right along the shoulder blades. |
Werd
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Is it just me, or do the Capital dubbyas look all wiggly.
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now that you've said something i see some slight curvature.
... maybe i just need sleep. |
I see some wigglies too.
However, now I do not. W |
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I climbed to the top of that and was awe inspired even though I did not smoke or drink anything or take mescaline.
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I see something green growing on the roof.
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The Mayans were advanced in a lot of ways, so it doesn't surprise me that they were in the lead on green rooftop gardening, along with ritual human sacrifice.
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We do have ritual human sacrifice; we call it the public education system.
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B_G,
I understand what you're saying since both of my wives taught in public schools. But as I'm sure you'll agree, there are exceptions...like the public schools in my neighborhood are pretty damn good imo, and I only see them doing the human sacrifice thing once in a while...not too bad. |
Haiku rituals
and assorted strange notions won't leave me alone. 14141 |
new page!!
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Seriously? Uh-oh.
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Pretty pretty palindrome that was.
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Mmmm, tacos.
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Otherwise, I think some of my female encounters are "haunted"...before I married my current, final, and all-time favorite wife, three women I dated in the few years previously all had the same exact birthday as my lovely dearest wife...Oct. 17 :eek: At least it makes it easy to remember since I have a problem with those things, due I'm sure to my faulty early education. Quote:
PS: I see you're from Toronto...one of my favorite cities. I have plenty of cousins who live there and spent most of my childhood summers there, often causing havoc in High Park to the extent that even the Royal Canadian Mounties had to come get us. One of my cousins was a teacher, then a principal, and is now a superintendent somewhere in a public school district around there. |
I skipped school quite a bit the last semester of my senior year. >_>
I've also smoked a bowl in my Horticulture class, go figure. |
Where the hey has Jet gone to now.
come back Jet. |
Jetée hasn't posted since June 1st. Maybe he's on a vacation.
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Maybe he got bored of us. :[
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I don't see how you can get bored with nonsense. After all, somebody important once said "Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive".
And Liz Hurely, who I think, and know, is hotter than hell, once said "I would seriously question whether anybody is really foolish enough to really say what they mean. Sometimes I think that civilization as we know it would kind of break down if we all were completely honest". And that inimitable Salvador Dali once said "It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know myself". And that weird Greek guy, Plato, once said "No human thing is of serious importance". And of course, other people said stuff, too. I rest my case. |
I like nonsense.
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"Nobody Does It Better."
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That is smoothness.
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build me up buttercup.
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"I know nothing..."
okay..I lied. |
oops, I got lost and ended up here. Where am I? Anybody in here?
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New page so soon?
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How much are pages by the barrel?
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you said "barrel"...don't be surprised if Fly interjects with "beer!"
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about Three-Fiddy.
i thought pages came in bushels. |
pages come with odd bowl haircuts...
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no! not those things!
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a nerve has been struck...
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ouch. stop strucking my nerves.
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applying soothing balm forthwith...
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'ointment" and "salve" are some of my favorite words
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look at what I did!! i suggested this.
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clever.
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How did you do that?
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bushels reminds me of one of my favorite units of measure...hogsheads per fortnight, which is a measure of flowrate
a hogshead is 2 barrels, or 63 gallons a fortnight is 14 days |
We know where we go, so why waste any more time?
Drink one hundred proof. 14175 |
May I have a taste of your pixilated vision?
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If I may please taste
Your vision of pixillation And the other thing. |
My shore is washed with tumescence.
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I have saliva.
We can cure your tumescence And make some progress. |
The dowsing rod just quivered.
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So did mine.
I hope you don't mind. Let's lay down. |
Horizontal Tango entwinings soon.
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This one, enamored,
will titillate you some more, 'fore acquiescence |
Fever pitch heightened to thresholds limit.
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I can taste it now.
You know I really want to. Let's go lay down now. |
I taste a certain not so subtle...urgency.
Time to oblige. I'm ready ...let's repine NOW. |
Our compositions
Are doing this to us both. I freely concur. |
We are bound to keep the binding contact.
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Now you have done it.
You may consider me bound. Do you have some rope? |
Silk ties in to the equation.
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Caterpillars' butts
are not what I'm thinking of, right at this moment. |
Four score for skins.
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You have yours, my dear,
and I have one of my own. Let's proximize them, |
Is it okay that I am two sheaths to the wand?
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Consider foreplay:
Its uses and abuses. Then we should go fuck. |
The pen has proved enough foreplay for your sword.
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Yes, my erection
doesn't seem to go away once you begin it. |
Compliant carnal coalescence shall commence.
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"When your fuck buddy
is also your sounding board, it's a good, good thing" |
I shall muffle my ecstatic culmination...
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