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May I plead mea culpa, not possessing it? |
I'm sailing around the bay in circles on the Owner ship.
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you guys even snuck a birthday greeting in here...so clever and nice of you. Thank you very much.
A day late and a dollar short 14604 reminds me that 6 X 4 = 24, + 1 + 4 = 29 and June 29th was jewels' birthday Happy Birthday, jewels; I hope your favorite days are your longest ones. |
Circling in clouds of cream cheese
Dreams of morning bay-gulls |
On my hat I can take it but keep it off my bagel and lox.
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The Long and Winding Thread
By the Threadles The long and winding thread That leads to your post Will never disappear Ive seen that thread before It always leads me here Lead me to you post The wild and windy night That the rain washed away Has left a pool of tears Crying for the day Why leave me standing here Let me know the way Many times Ive been alone And many times Ive cried Any way youll never know The many ways Ive tried But still they lead me back To the long winding thread You left me standing here A long long time ago Dont leave me waiting here Lead me to your post But still they lead me back To the long winding thread You left me standing here A long long time ago Dont leave me waiting here Lead me to your post Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
The Threadles? :orly: Not bad, though. I'm rawther impressed with the melody.
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Feist: a small mongrel dog. |
A mongrel dog sniffs the Mongolian fallen,
smote on the grassy plains that will one day be desert. The world spins its day and night, and what men do has not the means of inflicting their ravages upon the cosmos. What will they do once their power wanes, and their time ends? --their virility rendered barren despite their prison's diurnal eternity. |
"They"ll probably prevail..
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Prevailing is stalling by another name.
For some, it is stumbling, uprooted from their sleep. For who can prevail when there is no prize, nor spoils? We all fall asleep after that brief moment of coherence, like those mornings when the alarm's not set and you can sense it, and there is nothing you can do to be on time. You do not even sense it, for you're not awake. |
The 24 hour dream.
The Play-impulse and AEsthetic Pleasure. |
I fail to achieve enough sleep.
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I fail to achieve by sleeping.
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OCM....Those five fingers sing and dance,
Your tongue writes epicness. |
This thread from page 266 to page 366.
12-28-2007, 01:55 PM - 06-30-2008, 11:03 AM 6months give or take a few days. the other thread beating us. word ass. from page 266 to 366. 04-07-2005, 10:10 PM - 10-30-2006, 02:57 AM 7months give or take a few days so we are 1 month faster than them acording to this. POST01 01-12-2006, 02:12 AM to post14619 06-30-2008, 06:49 PM that gives me 2 1/2 years approx. for the word ass thread, post01 04-19-2003, 02:56 AM to post 14619 10-31-2006, 11:46 PM that gives them 3years and 7months approximately. so according to this, for 100 page, we're faster and overall for 366 pages or 14619 posts, we're 1year faster. all this to say that if we keep it up, we will eventually beat them. |
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Crack that whip
Give the past the slip Step on a crack Break your mommas back When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it When somethings going wrong You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it Its not too late To whip it Whip it good When a good time turns around You must whip it You will never live it down Unless you whip it No one gets away Until they whip it I say whip it Whip it good I say whip it Whip it good Crack that whip Give the past the slip Step on a crack Break your mommas back When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it When somethings going wrong You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it Its not too late To whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it Its not too late To whip it Whip it good |
Their intensity was like a sty with a pig in it's eye.
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Noone is ever going to catch me, because I am not running away.
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One four six two four
Rabbit hopping to the door. |
You better you better you bet.
I call you on the telephone my voice too rough with cigarettes. I sometimes thing I should just go home but I'm dealing with a memory that never forgets I love to hear you say my name especially when you say yes I got your body right now on my mind and I drunk myself b-lind to the sound of old T-Rex To the sound of old T-Rex - who's next? [Chorus:] When I say I love you you say you better You better you better you bet When I say I need you you say you better You better you better you bet You better bet your life Or love will cut you like a knife I want those feeble minded axes overthrown I'm not into your passport picture I just like your nose You welcome me with open arms and open legs I know only fools have needs but this one never begs I don't really mind how much you love me A little is really alright When you say come over and spend the night Tonight [Chorus: (as above)] I lay on the bed with you We could make some book of records Your dog keeps licking my nose And chewing up all those letters Saying "you better" You better bet your life You better love me, all the time now You better shove me back into line now You better love me, all the time now You better shove me back into line now. I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa But knowing I'm so eager to fight can't make letting me in any easier I know tha~t I been wearing crazy clothes and I look pretty crappy Sometime But my body feels so good and I still sing a razor line everytime. And when it comes to all night living I know what I'm giving I've got it all down to a tee And it's free. |
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This bread needs more leaven. |
more random videos please!
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One four six two nine
we're doing just fine. hmmmm if only I could figure out how to embed those you tube things properly. |
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My bull specialist
might have realized its err'rs and thought otherwise. Onwards to 1,000,000! ILTF |
Grrrrrrr.....
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easy kids... watch the furniture.
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furniture = crap. get real metal and wood and it will never be a problem.
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oh shit!
the floor is lava! nobody touch it! |
Even if it points
into the wrong direction, by it, you can lead. ILTF. 14636 |
I failed to make the list of least influential Americans.
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Conversing with you here.
Seen but not heard. |
...which would be more useful, a bigger mouth or bigger ears?
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Come lay with me, myself.
Why are you up and wand'ring 'round & 'round? I am here for you right now. |
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ILTF!
...on a lighter note, all the things that go with it become like cherries. (Or gravy. As the roads must roll, trains derail.) |
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ears on the other hand would just increase your level of sound. imagine having the volume on 1 and that being loud enough for you ALL the time? over hearing conversations 10-30feet away. so overall, I'd go with the ears. although, mine are pretty big already! |
If I could just learn
our beloved E.L.P.'S trick: again, like white on rice. |
A longer leash.
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My toungue in your ear,
or more sensitive regions, might just help the cause. 14646 |
国际草地网球联合会
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one four six four ate.
I kinda like the word, prostrate. |
☼ fourteenthousandsixhundredfourtynine ☼
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This post ends with Zero.
Y'all have nothing to fearo. |
now that, that's said and done
my post ends in fiftyone |
ribs 4 meals in a row. this is fun. but i think i had enough!!! what do you think?!
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I'm worried about this otto-immune system thing.
It's bad enough with my chronic otto-emissions. |
beans and rice
beans rice beans rice beans rice beansricebeansrice beansricebeansrice...heck with the Space Bars..beansandricebeansandrice beansandricebeansandricebeansandricebeansandrice. Hurrah for CONDIMENTS! |
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read me please! this is important for us.
please read this. important to this thread!
lets say 1yr =365 days and 1month = 30.4days. Us: 2yrs (365+365) +6months -12 days. we've been 900.4 days running. we at 14556post 14556 / 900.4 = gives us 16.16 posts per day. they(word ass): 5yrs(365 x 5) + 3months -19days. they've been 1897.2 days running. them at 18570post. 18570 / 1897.2 = gives them 9.78 posts per day. we're almost doubling them as far as speed here folks!! so to continue, if we were to reach 20,000 posts at our current speed, it would take us: 20000 - 14556 = 5444 / 16.16 = 336.881 day. so in almost 1 year, we'll reach 20,000 posts. the others given the same goal would reach in: 20000 - 18570 = 1430 / 9.78 = 146.21 day. which is half of us. so they'll reach it faster but if they can't keep up our speed of posting, we might reach the same goal faster or atleast at the same time as them. |
ILTF!
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Hey ILTF!
oneFourSix Fifty eight. Hey that's my year!?? |
fifty nine is mine and that's only ten away from....
SPOOKY COOL. |
As far as I can tell WALTF
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One sharp cookie you be master Nick.
Peace and Joy. MFNW! |
Yup. ELTF!
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you people all fucking suck. seriously! I took the time to make a fucking quality post and you all ignore it. fuck you all.
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Hey watch your blood pressure!!
Isn't this NONSENSE anyway? If you're going to take it that seriously, you have to offer a reward. :p It's just more fun responding to Word Associations and threads that have some sort of silly purpose. Sometimes we (collectively) have a lot of nothing to say and sometimes we have not a tidbit of nothing to say. :D |
Sneaking suspicions
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I experienced feelings that didn't produce. Must I change my mind? There's a fat chance of that, cous' it will not happen. ILTF ...At least jewels knows. |
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MOAB....sorry you didn't receive the response you desired.
You are one of our favorite cunts...fuckhead...seriously dude.:thumbsup: |
I hereby nominate MOAB as The Longest Thread Ever statistician/mathematician ...not to take away from his cunt/fuckheadedness, these can be complementary.
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I 2nd the nomination.
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Spam and eggs, anyone?
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Sorry I swore.
Where's the soap? I'm ready. |
It felt vagina,
but it grew teeth, and a tongue. So history's made. Oh, & don't bend over! Taken by your heart, my limited places seem inadequate. |
Save a face in the door for me.
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Wacha U mouf, sir. Being a car guy, I'm usually looking for a hot deal. ILHD http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...OVER_CLOSE.jpg |
Car runs like a top,
so I won't ever complain, until I have to. Why do we capitalize "I"? |
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That receptacle
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I love Mother's nature.
ILMN! |
Whose mother?
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Our mother Earth...
Spaceman lyrics Written by: Harry Nilsson Vocals & Electric Piano: Harry Nilsson Drums: Richie Snare Bass: Klaus Voorman Acoustic Guitars: John Uribe, Cris Spedding, Peter Frampton Piano: Nicky Hopkins Percussion: Richard Perry Orchestra Arranged & Conducted by Paul Buckmaster Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is just a lot of lunacy (Yeah!) 'Round and around and around and around and around (So bring me back down) 'Round and around and around and around and around Safe on the ground Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me, yeah You know I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Say, hey! You mother earth You better bring me back down I've taken just as much as I can But around and around and around and around Is the problem of a spaceman (Ah's!) |
Mother Mary?
Mother Mary, your hold on me Denies my feelings From those who can see Your sacred wisdom Can caress my soul Confused and forsaken By what Ive been told It always sounded so right to me To offer my prayers With the hope to be free Mother mary, is this wrong for me To judge myself by what you see And if I stand here Will you stand by me If the choice that I make Is the choice to be me Ive heard your words In so many ways Do I trust myself Beyond your praise My heart has been touched By something said I want to go with her I want to be led I knelt at your side Did you feel me I gave you my all To be nearer to thee Mother mary, is this wrong for me To judge myself by what you see And if I stand here Will you stand by me If the choice that I make Is the choice to be me You know Ill always be there You know Ill always be there You know Ill always be there Cant you show me a way to believe Have I been enlightened, misled or deceived It always sounded so right to me To offer my prayers With the hope to be free Mother Mary, is this wrong for me To judge myself by what you see And if I stand here Will you stand by me If the choice that I make Is the choice to be me - Julian Lennon |
Hey there sister comrade,
kiss your childrens for me. K? Peace. (I love the name Julian) |
I love my nuts.
If comrades believed like they might & might again, they'd become insects. -please don't forget that I love you. |
We love to collect mixed nuts,
and send mixed messages. Coolaberation by Ourcrazymodern? ampersand ring. |
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Enough with Mother, sis. That's freakin' eerie, otto. Otto eerie? I'm not sure that sounds kosher.
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kosher...no thanks. I'll have cheese on my burger
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Belief might just flee,
before the strength of lying, but it shouldn't, once. 14-6-9=-1 |
one for sixty nine, too
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cleverosities abound.
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One four six nine four
thrilled me to the core |
One four six nine five...this thread is still alive
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"Blame it on midnight,"
(Blame it on your fucking muse), Blame it on midnight. ...Errato might be ashamed -nah. |
Some scribbles and keystroke noise.
Bad shrimp bad shrimp.....bad bad bad bad. back to bed, make the room stop spinning! |
NSFPL = not safe for post lunch reading
Some of the docs told me I have a low level allergy to shell fish so I can expect (and which explains) a little bloody stool if I eat shrimp, oysters, lobsters....red is one of my favorite colors. The older the foo'd the redder the poo'd...something about enzymes quickly developing on exposed sea food and those crummy enzymes are what does it. Fresh sushi ftw. WORLD'S LONGEST POOP - 26 Feet Attention, University of Michigan Record! “In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.” PS: the "I" above is not "me" |
ewwwwwwwwwwwww poop.
26 feet? :cringe: Holy guacamole, Batman. |
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