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What's up, peoples?!!?!
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Hi.
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How goes it?
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Just watching Ellen, preparing to sleep all day, again, damnit. How're you?
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alright, alright. nothing wrong with sleeping all day, sometimes it's needed.
Ellen is back on the air? wow. |
Her talk show has been on the air for a bit I think.
I'm at work, from a nice 3 days off. I hate working, but I love money. Maybe I should become a male stripper, or a pornstar. |
one three ate oh seven ...probably because it was hungry, though an eating disorder may also be a possibility. Poor oh seven :(
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Heading over to mom's house to check if she has taken all
of her 37 medications. Time for the gift of hilarity. Bestest medicine ever. I wish I could remember jokes. Tell us one please. P.S. OCM, I hope you heal up quickly. The flu is a nasty humorless devil. |
oh your sleeping all day due to a flu? that sucks! up the vitamin c dosage, double your full days supply of floridas finest.
I complete forgot about Ellen's talk show, i thought you meant that lousy sitcom she had. i say lousy, but ive never liked sitcoms aside from Grounded for Life. yeah, laughter is the best medication. Cant beat it. |
Grounded for Life is the shit. The mom is pretty hot too.
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Define hot.:D
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Attractive, pretty, oozing with sexuality(?).
High in temperature, burns if touched. Opposite of cold. |
lately, this place has been full of random non-interesting comments. sorry to say it. nothing to keep my coming back to this great thread.
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You seem to express this sentiment,over and over again.
Go away, and stop belittling that which does not interest you. |
Lookout! Hide your dear numbers! It's on another eating binge!!!
one three ate one five ...oh the huge manatee! what are we to do? |
don't fucking tell me to go away! I've been building this thing since before you were born.
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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
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I suppose I should've responded first. :(
Maybe my sabbatical sent people off-kilter. But I do agree with you, Mex. I have also promoted 'controlled randomness', otherwise known as 'topical tandems'. Yeah, I made that alliteration work. :p Since I have seemingly lost my ability to mulitipy, how many footieballs do you have in your handmade collection as of now? |
Wow, even when posting pictures, it is long. I do appreciate the thought you put into each post BadNick, something that is perhaps so long-winded in a thread where such posts are rarely seen.
I did post this elsewhere just yesterday, but I think it'll put some peoples mind at ease, including my own, since I somehow have a complex where I don't share my most funny obtained. http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...batmanrant.gif |
wow. that was aawesome! nice post JET.
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We're going to have work on a theme so we don't bore MOAB. :p
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it doesn't have to be a theme all the time. but just Stop with the haikus or poetry. even random images are fine because it gives others something to comment about. when I see haikus, i just hit keys on my keyboard and hit post. that's how much I care to reply to them.
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Hola Eso. How's the weather on the other side?
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Sunny and beautiful. I'd rather be at the beach, how's the weather for you?
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Hey everbody! I Love You!
LANCELOT: Camelot! Camelot! In far-off France I heard your call. Camelot! Camelot! And here am I to give my all. I know in my soul what you expect of me, And all that and more I shall be. A knight of the Table Round should be invincible, Suceed where a less fantastic man would fail. Climb a wall no one else can climb, Cleave a dragon in record time, Swim a moat in a coat of heavy iron mail. No matter the pain, he ought to be unwinceable, Impossible deeds should be his daily fare. But where in the world Is there in the world A man so *extraordinaire*? C'est moi! C'est moi, I'm forced to admit. 'Tis I, I humbly reply. That mortal who These marvels can do, C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I. I've never lost In battle or game; I'm simply the best by far. When swords are crossed 'Tis always the same: One blow and au revoir! C'est moi! C'est moi! So adm'rably fit! A French Prometheus unbound. And here I stand, with valour untold, Exeption'ly brave, amazingly bold, To serve at the Table Round! The soul of a knight should be a thing remarkable, His heart and his mind as pure as morning dew. With a will and a self-restraint That's the envy of ev'ry saint He could easily work a miracle or two. To love and desire he ought to be unsparkable, The ways of the flesh should offer no allure. But where in the world Is there in the world A man so untouched and pure? (C'est moi!) C'est moi! C'est moi, I blush to disclose. I'm far too noble to lie. That man in whom These qualities bloom, C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I. I've never strayed From all I believe; I'm blessed with an iron will. Had I been made The partner of Eve, We'd be in Eden still. C'est moi! C'est moi! The angels have chose To fight their battles below, And here I stand, as pure as a pray'r, Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare, The godliest man I know! C'est moi! |
Humid, muggy and supposed to be "nasty", say the weather forecasters.
I like it, except for my hair. Can you say frizz? :D |
The weather here has been a tad chilly,
but we had a storm blow through. A good storm helps to clear the air, and then things are fresh and sparkling once again. |
(Stubbornly)
Pass me that object, Whichever one you're holding. I might give it back. 13831 is a palindrome. |
My gracious fellow human,
Teaches us the meaning of love and tolerance. I learn from him (and all of you) every moment of every day. Peace and joy. |
Enjoy.
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Hey jewels...
You are a master facilitator. I love you....sister! |
:lol: I'll be on the road for a bit tonight, too. I'll be with you in thought, sis.
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She's coming to visit me. :P
How far you goin jewels? Long trip or a short one? |
I'm going for about a 3 hour ride. Going to visit my empty new home as I'm closing on it tonight! *jumping up and down*
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Awesome, have fun.
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Thank you. You have a great weekend yourself, working or not.
Fun is where you make it, right? |
blarh. friday night and absolutely nothing on. i´m going to spend this weekend bored out of my skull. expect to see a lot of me here for the next few days.....
but yeah, have fun everyone else :) oh man, need to watch more monty python. it´s been yeeears |
It's the end of the month, so that means a bunch of reports to print out tomorrow. :|
Hopefully I have a nice chill weekend outside of work. |
That's the spirit :D I'm off in a few minutes, so enjoy.
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"I have written about all the others; not because I loved them less, but because they were clearer, easier." -itzak d
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it's bsg tonight! wheeee! and i'm not working tomorrow. what a good evening.
Also, my bike is awesome. I just need an air pump with a gauge for my wheels. |
What type of bike do you have sir MoaB?
What does bsg mean? I hope you relish all the processes along your path. Time for poetry snack. I have a poster on my wall that says,"don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits." “To be lonely is a state of mind, something completely other than physical solitude; when modern authors rant about the soul’s intolerable loneliness, it is only proof of their own intolerable emptiness.” "The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." "When in the end, the day came on which I was going away, I learned the strange learning that things can happen which we ourselves cannot possibly imagine, either beforehand, or at the time when they are taking place, or afterwards when we look back on them." – Out of Africa, 1937 |
Percival is ... (fill it in)
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Wasn't Galahad a tad bit later version?
The mists of Avalon seem to have clouded my memory. Facing the pansies, sincerest salutations; brightens my soul. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ile0008-26.jpg |
I have a Specialized "allez" Road bike. It's fucking awesome. I just started using it and I can already pull 45km/hr on it on flat to downhill road.
and BSG is battlestar galactica. i taped it because i was busy last night so i'll have to watch it now. :thumbsup: http://www.bicycling.com/images/cma/...dallezcomp.jpg http://shop.devercycles.co.uk/images/prod_2022.jpg http://medchallenged.googlepages.com...allez-full.jpg |
I am seriously considering buying a recumbent bike.
I rode one once and they are perfect for my old back injuries. Do you know much about them? |
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Reggae music.
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Marley's ghost can haunt me anytime he pleases.
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I've been saturating myself with some reggae lately in my car since I drive 40+ minutes each way to/from work. I just can't get enough of these so I'm just continuously looping thru them cranked up high on my decent JBL car system ...where's my doobie?
The Rivers of Babylon - The Melodians Johnny Too Bad - The Slickers Pressure Drop - The Maytals |
ah really?
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Your Specialized looks like a pretty damn nice road bike. For a minute here I'll be NickOnABike instead of BadNick. I think they classify mine as a hybrid, not as hardcore of a road bike as yours, mine has the straight handlebars; made by Marin, it's their Fairfax model; I like it, well balanced, responsive.
I remember as a kid riding my 20" Huffy, we had a real steep hill nearby and we'd post a couple guys along the streets leading to it to watch for cars from cross streets, then when the coast was clear we'd pedal our asses off and zoom down the hill as fast as we could. A few of us had speedometers on our bikes and I recall hitting 40mph down that steep hill. |
40mph??!?! damn! I haven't gone on a big enough hill to do that yet. on the small hill, I can only manage 45KM because it turns and i have a stop just before getting there. if I could fly by and then get acceleration downhill, i could top 50-60kmh maybe more if it's a bigger hill. 40mph = 64kmh.
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I had a Huffy;
It was a beautiful blue. Haiku to you too. |
time to go biking once again! fuck the bus today.
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Oh snap.
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I just remembered... no delectable children. :(
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I have a delectable child here with me now. And a dog. The dog has been obedient and the child continues recalcitrant.
We're watching the Twins. 13-8-6=-1 |
I have a delectabe fantasy.
That someday we will all coalesce into a light so bright that it will blind indifference, angst, intolerance, and fear. |
wheeeeeeeee. stop. wheeeeeeeeee. stop. whee.stop. fuck.
it was windy today. |
How long is the longest bicycle in the world?
Built by members of Gezelschap Leeghwater of the Netherlands, it was 25.88 Meters - 84 Feet 11 Inches and it was ridden over 100 meters on December 11, 2002. This is the longest bicycle ever built and ridden that does not have a third 'stabilizing' wheel. What is the world's longest bicycle race? Started in 1982, the world's longest bicycle race is RAMM; Race Across America. It was called the Great American Bike Race in the first year. Held annually, the route for the Race Across America varies but always begins on the west coast and ends on the east coast covering roughly 3,000 miles. Unlike other long races, such as the Tour de France, which have stages, the Race Across America doesn't. Once the clock starts it doesn't stop again till you cross the finish line. As the route and distance vary year to year it is hard to determine records, but the fastest the race has been completed by a solo rider was 8 days 9 hours 47 minutes by Pete Penseyres in 1986, covering 3,107 miles. Many bicycling experts agree that it is inevitable that the famous cyclist MexicanOnABike will soon break this record. |
Is it true that you've dismissed unicycles and tricycles?
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An 84 foot long bicycle. Seems like a waste.
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13867.
Our future will reveal itself just in time. |
Invest in "8"....it is a Chinese delicacy
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back to work. but thanks for the bike trivia.
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Btw, I forgot to mention Sweet & Dandy also by Toots and the Maytals which is just an infectiously great tune makes me happy. |
I trust the bike man won't hate this too sincerely:
Background noises,. in the window: birds & planes & the breeze & traffic. Background noises from the inside: Upstairs? Downstairs? Right here, footsteps & voices. Background noises from the in-inside: Consternation and dissatisfaction; I might as well get up, and read Deuteronomy. |
...or you could call me, if you wish.
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this is my second ever post in this thread!
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(paddy, are we ok, joe?)
Our light midst will not forbear, overweaning. |
John Lennon - Working Class Hero
As soon as your born they make you feel small, By giving you no time instead of it all, Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all, A working class hero is something to be, A working class hero is something to be. They hurt you at home and they hit you at school, They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool, Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules, A working class hero is something to be, A working class hero is something to be. When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years, Then they expect you to pick a career, When you can't really function you're so full of fear, A working class hero is something to be, A working class hero is something to be. Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV, And you think you're so clever and classless and free, But you're still fucking peasents as far as I can see, A working class hero is something to be, A working class hero is something to be. There's room at the top they are telling you still, But first you must learn how to smile as you kill, If you want to be like the folks on the hill, A working class hero is something to be. A working class hero is something to be. If you want to be a hero well just follow me, If you want to be a hero well just follow me. |
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Speaking of numbers, we're like OMG only moments from 14K.
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yes we are. who will get the magic number?! i'm more interested in 15000. that's my milestone in this thread.
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Well, let me provide
a part of the breeze that might position your stone. 13880 |
This stone rocks this world.
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The *Stones* rock this world
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It's short.
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rock on, longest thread, rock on
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You know I love rocky pathways :D
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The Philadelphia Art Museum has an "infamous" Rocky pathway...when Rocky Balboa ran up the steps and did his Italian boxer jig. To further lengthen my post, here's a photo of my car at the top of those Art Museum steps, so I call this "smells like Rocky up here", not to mention a nice view of downtown Philly.
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As if lengthening
could be (lo!) nonsensical; what would you wish it? |
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the couple that live next to me are sharing a shower.....and making lots of funny, funny noises......
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awesome! put it on youtube.
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woahhhh, ring.
if i knew you then, you would have given me plenty of slaps to the face. i second, moab. hmm, time for some powerpop and wobblie pops. |
It's almost Friday.
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but i have never hit anyone in my life. My eyes alone would have daggered you.:D |
i call it how i see it :p
well, who needs brute force when you have eyes like knives? |
a cute babe ring; are those nice teeth sucking on a cherry? manhattan?
...here's one that's 6500 light-years away so it daggered its photons toward us even before I was born http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s4/oldring.jpg |
that planetary nebula has quite the catchy name.
The Eagle Nebula.... or as i call it, Beauty. http://www.newscientist.com/data/ima...2402-1_370.jpg ehh, i have a thing for the pillars of life. excellence in the form of stardust. |
Has nebulosity appeared in the naughty words thread yet?
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At least to me "nebulosity" doesn't have a naughty character. However "dark energy" seems to suggest something real bad that we shouldn't be putting energy into.
For the longest time it seemed to many of us that we had a pretty decent idea about the mass of the universe. Now we are back to a time of confusion since it now appears that all the visible mass of all the stars and galaxies and dust and clouds is only about 4% of the total mass of the universe, and the "dark mass" is perhaps another 22% or so; and the rest is apparently some kind of yet unknown "dark energy". It's going to be the longest time before we figure this out but at least we can have fun doing it. |
Imagination..Images...mages....magic...
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