some longest magic trivia:


Who had the world's longest NBA contract?

Earvin Johnson deservedly earned the name Magic Johnson with his play for the Los Angeles Lakers and in June 1981 he was rewarded with the longest contract in NBA history as well as the longest contract in the history of North American professional sports.

The deal was $25 million for 25 years; a million dollars a year.

That may not seem like much now-a-days but at the time $65,000.00 was the minimum salary so in retrospect his contract was a slam dunk.

13902

Hyperbole rocks,
and then it can roll over.
Please scratch its belly.

A bit to the right,
yes, you have found the right spot,
you have the right touch.

hmmm. just do it.

Be just and fear not is one correct answer.

I Love you.

awww.

Whooooaaaaaaa.

Wowwwwwwww.

Weeeeeeeeeeee.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

hang in there folks...in only 11,903 years it will be 13911.

Will "global warming" have taken hold or will we be approaching another ice age? I like my martinis shaken, not stirred.

yes for sure! absolutely! right!?

better than "left" ...if you know what I mean...hint hint wink wink

chicken turkey anyone?

delicious.

13-9+1=5

Fuzzy pussycats
and funny, playful puppies;
noises straight from hell.

(I'm a bit worried, again)

Let's go surfing.

OK.

Should have recognized
driving forces 'fore I did,
damn mea culpa.

13917

YES.

DEFINITELY.

jewels, you have a surfboard yet? The longboards are a lot to lug around, maybe go for a nice 6 foot board which would be sort of like the Miata of surfboards vs. a Bentley Brooklands longboard

less than 80 to post 14000.

damn, thats alot of posts.

Coldplay's touring this summer. I wanna go!

Eww. that makes me turn...yellow.

We're getting closer and closer but it seems we never get there.

Closer and closer.

And then we begin again.

It seems that people
keep posting where it's easy,
screwing up nonsense.

Ummm, ohhm. "Never mind"
Gilda Radner - RIP.

agreed...this thread is getting longer and longer but it seems like it's also making more and more sense...this makes me believe that this thread violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics since that trend seems to be decreasing entropy. WOW!..speed of light is next.

oh so close!! come on dudes. just 70ish to the big number!

Soon we will be able to use this thread to push a rope.

/ That's how they explained the 2nd law in Thermodynamics class: You can't push a rope. It was at 8 in the morning so I wasn't on the ball enough to say, "What if you soak it and freeze it?"

Damn, I didn't even realize how close we were.

For a minute there I thought you were expounding a new string theory.

At absolute zero, it's possible that the 2nd Law falls apart like a drunken Scorpio.

it better be over by the time i get back tonight. 10est. i need everyone to pull together and win this for the team!

yeah team

If fluidity
could win our town this blind race,
we might just win it.

no might about it
we will win

Win we will.

Pretending
we have futureness,
we have it.

1x39=39

Slowly

i'm here to help...


post #3........:thumbsup:

so close! keep it up fuckers.

I'm keeping it up ...looks like only 57 more to go for the big 14

you mean 56?

or 55

54?

53

Abandoning faith
for the better fate of hope,
It can be with us.

52...

51 or am i too fasT?

51 again?!

Uh-oh.

ring around my wrist,
a handful full of... something,
and consequences.

50! i win.

Far be it from me
to pretend anything else because I will not.

13-9-5=-1

13952....one of my favorite numbers that I haven't seen in quite some time

do you somehow need me to keep this going?!

13954...my prison number!

I'm disappointed
with the brains I see displayed
on TV today.

OK, I'm watching politicians

So we made mistakes.
Should we hold that against us?
Yes, we surely should.

(...unlisted.)

Man, we are slacking.

Pick up the pace!

I'm typing as fast as I can...each post is more practice...practice makes perfect...I'm almost perfect...strive for perfection...nirvana is near.

Resistance is futile.

wow interesting. I'm on page 140 since i have it at 100posts per page. sweetness.

onward and upward

...as opposed to offward and downward

as we slowly approach the big number "for this thread", i would like to say to everyone that we are still a couple thousand posts behind meaning that we should definitely keep it up at a faster pace to be the REAL longest thread ever here on the tfp.

I willl not attempt
a willful disputation
I'll just add one more.

ring sprung herself!

18000 is our goal for now. 20,000 is our realistic goal. that depends on speed of posting and the other thread's speed. they're fasT!

"hooray! i´m off to work!" - apparently the tone of this statement is referred to as irony.

You might just have said
a something else entirely
I will not damn you.

what is that?

here's another one, just like the other one

...well not "just" like it, this one is a few numbers higher...higher
Want to take you higher
Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka

This is nonsense, so let's have some fun! :D

udder nonsense...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Nonsense-X.gif

House of Nonsense

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...f-nonsense.jpg

Modern nonsense

http://www.enfusemagazine.com/assets.../Nonsense2.gif

nice!

My coffee tastes like bay leaves.

The face of the storm
becomes problematical;
give it another.

13973

uh-oh.

page 350!!

when we get to page 351, we will be at 14000. oooooooooooh! I can't wait!

it't like 150 degrees here in NYC area today

ºCelsius? haha! "I'M MELTING!! OMG WTF IS GOING ON! MELTINGGGGgggg...... bleharghhh...."

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5/rhan708l.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3f8c3805_o.jpg

Al Kaydy.

let the m-f melt!

Solitary at the pinnacle.

Be jay ay eff en.
There is nothing you must fear
except what you know.

your turn.

Misanthropic church,
and the things that go with it:
Please don't be like them.

are we there yet?

we´re not there yet not even close

Each step of the path,
at the end of the journey;
is destination.

so close!!

if you ask again, we're turning around and going back home!

I will not sleep until this goal that you so desire is reached.

Do I have to get out my whip?

Post until you feel you can't post any more...

and then think of my whip....

hmmm I mean wit.

GO!

minor local countdown: 10

don't stop, I'm almost there.

are we still here?!

I detect a pulse...

for sure!

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edit: so damn close to 14000 tonight!

Kinda like when you awake from a dream and you almost could remember
the meaning of life and all that jazz.

the carrot will dangle before us till we cease.

come on...let's do it...
I'm gettin' sleepy and a tad cranky.

14 thousand will come.

You guys are lame :p but almost there

you know what, i'm not taking over this job anymore. no one is helping. this is going by so slow!

HI!

Make me get the hose:
I'll take thirteen and three nines,
Sixes upside down.

13,999

I want to give this to all of you.

LOVE!