I know where the xiphoid process is - I'm just wondering whether you just discovered (or created) the notch!

So I was fucking this little slut in the ass the other day; real rough and nasty style, talking dirty to her the whole time. I have her bent over pounding away at her and I shout out "You're my dirty little whore, aren't you? Tell me what you are". In between moans she yells back "I'm your dirty little whore for you to do what ever you want to". So I smack her hard on the ass shouting "Don't end your sentences with a preposition, bitch!"

It's a congenital notch - I've had it forever.

and so, once again,
He talks to himself and sees:
automerged-double.

Just trying to grow the thread, you know.

CSflim - that sounds almost incestuous, like having sex with your grammar.

Watch the thread growing
First one post, then another
Lather, rinse, repeat

I just don't know what to do with myself....

Me neither - I wish there was somebody else here with me.
The daughter took my car; the older son is probably playing video games over at his (eSTRANGEd) girlfriends place, the wife and younger son are I at basketball practice...stil...I hope! (...)

eSTRANGEd indeed

Well we'll keep you (cyber) company.

yeah, I'll keep ya company.... just as soon as I get back......... from holidays....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy holidays...
I sometimes wish I lived in France.

I'm back.... did I miss anything????

Miss Terious.

I felt a tremble
but I think it went away:
There is vague knowledge.

Well, gotta go again.......

Nice cleavage, Zooksport2!

Awww shucks.... Thank you... they are real, you know....

They may be real, but are they yours?

What's real? Do we know?
What passes for it these days
may not have before.

The question, my friend,
Is "To be or not to be";
THAT is the question

Haiku posts are bad
to write them here should be banned
Wolves don't like haiku

I don't care for wolves...
Were this a democracy,
Their thoughts should not count

i can only verify that by a physical test. :thumbsup:

Good haiku zed wolf!
I can stop if you insist,
but I'd rather not...

Too much fun to taunt
The wolf who stays among us
The one we call Zed

;)

I was there one time
I couldn't freakin' stand it
Haikus are so lame

:D

ummmm that'd be a no.... My only "cleavage" is behind me, and lower down...:eek:


Sure you can....

.

Does that mean we must
Think about buttocks again?
And Ryan is gay!

Mmmm I love buttocks
Find me a hot man who can
Give me a firm pair

Even hairy, eh?
Men waxing is bizarre..
See Caligula.

What's Caligula?
A film about butt shaving?
What an odd subject.

Butt cleavage? you asked for it......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Butt cleavage is nice
Where can I get one like that
Are you a plumber?

:lol:

I love to check out
That most wonderful of things:
A hot man's plumbing

lol, ok. the haiku can stay.

Hurray for haikus
Today I feel we have won
A great victory

A great victory
but only relatively,
shall we risk others?

Well, I refuse
to be a part of this, this.....
haiku thing....!

More power to you!
And damn counting syllables!
What violence, haiku!

Haikus? Violent? No!
You seem to misunderstand...
The haiku brings peace.

I'd rather drop my shorts........

All the time! Me, too!
What peace can there be if we
cannot feel free to?