Biz.... have you lost the plot again...?

There wasn't a plot
Only Santa's balls hanging
And momma kissed him!

Oh my...
or yours...
who's?
I'll stick with 27.115 Mhz. and 1/2Kw

3 days till xmas.... wonder what I should buy the bride.....

A bride at Xmas,
what a gift! She wanted more
And didn't get it,,,,,,

I want a new pair of thongs. The footwear variety!

I won't be shopping for thongs for months yet. It finally snowed today.
Belatedly I'm beginning to believe in global warming.

I wish it would snow here.... Its gonna be Farkin' hot here the next few days....

Well, it's summer there!

So? I want snow!

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........................ i dont check this enough.

.............................. yes, it's been a while. Welcome back

smoke them if ya got them!

tyres?????????

Here is nothing of value. :)

I like eggs and bacon, I like eggs and bacon... and if you think I'm going to sing, you're very much mistaken!

Yeah...well, I like green eggs and ham.

well, I like tits, tater tits, that is..

Dale sr. was cool. So was DW back in the day.

Not to mention LB, RD, AP, WZ and BO.

BO isn't cool. I once slept with a man whose BO had me close to gagging the entire time. It wasn't the most fun I've had.

Don't be a dirty cock sucker! make him wash first.

The use of the word "once" in my post is even more apt than usual. :)

Are we still on the same thread? I fell asleep.

I would rip out my BO glands, to sleep with Sharon....

I don't think I have seen her. must be really cute. or a girl.

That would be me.

Just felt obligated to be a part of this. Never mind me, carry on with what you were so seriously discussing.

Whoa! Growth.

Wow, dudes. This thread is really pumpin'

Pump it up!
Pump it good,
Pump it into shape;
Shape it up....

My offering this christmas morning, and a good day to all

Merry, merry christmas to all the girls and boys,
and everybody else.

Greetings and all that crap.

Merry crap?

Yay!! it's over!!!!!!!!!!

Now Boxing day is over too......

Is Boxing Day the day I get to let someone rummage around my box?

Pick me! Pick me!

I made something up
But the syllables were short
And sorry am I?