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I started a joke, but....
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... couldn't remember the punchline?
I'd have let you rummage around my box... but it's now no longer boxing day... :( |
"And he laughs before the joke is over" - regarding some European among the islanders. -Anybody?
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I have a fat tire.
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I don't ever want to see a roasted turkey again for as long as I live.
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So... can I be first in line, next boxing day? :)
Not me... How fat?..... And I'll bet the turkey is happy about that, as well... . |
Her wild fine buttocks
Drove me crazy, half insane I wished I had some. |
You wished you had buttocks?
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He carefully peered around the corner of the bathroom, and saw, before him, ...
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Wished I had her wild fine ones They were beautiful!:thumbsup: |
Y'all are just weird.
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I wish I had Kate Beckinsale's buttocks - dame she's got herself one fine ass.
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Ima boob man, meself, I am....
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Well boobs are upfront
In plain sight and making contours Gotta love 'em, don't we? |
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Thats what I'm talkin' 'bout.... |
Which brings to mind something I read somewhere...
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here is another pointless post.
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I don't understand the whole boob fascination. Please explain.
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wow this is getting long these days
/bump :thumbsup: |
Where's Waldo?
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Waldo went shopping,
but he couldn't remember why he was shopping. |
:) :eek: :thumbsup: :| :suave: :love: :lol: :icare: :hmm: :crazy: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: :cool: :p ;) :D :o :(
I just noticed how small the smiley selection here is.. |
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Women don't understand.... it's a guy thing... but... I just love 'em... they are just so adorable. I love touching them, carressing them... Feeling them.... Anybodies! I'd post a pic, but it may be considered rude.... :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :) :) :) |
Bump!!!!!!
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Hey! careful... you nearly bumped me... |
So with boobs, is bigger better?
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No, I like em all, big or small. But the biggest I have had the pleasure of caressing, were small D's, so....., and the smallest. IBTC candidate. My wife is a large B, were, small B's when we first met. Thats the other good thing... they seem to grow with age????
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Ummm. IBTC?
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re: boobs: as long as there're nipples on them:thumbsup: |
yeah, boobs are cool. I like medium to small. big is just too big.....
ibtc! lol, I know that one. I think one of the girls I used to know was the president. |
First pert and pretty,
time passes, decades fly by hanging pendulous. |
Itty Bitty Titty Club......
Women are so luckwy to have boobs.. Did I mention I like boobs... Bump.... |
& tits shouldn't even be on the list (of the seven words that used to be disallowed on television)!
When I heard Cher (Bless her soul) use the f word on that awards show where they'd just played "She Fucking Hates Me" and bleeped out almost every word but didn't catch that I knew she was a goddess, & enjoyed it. |
Oh yes! George Carlin... love his views on the 7
Tater tits..:lol: :lol: :lol: |
Sounds like a snack!
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oops I did it again...
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Itty Bitty Titty Club! Hahaha... they should make it the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, then that would be a megarhyme!
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Happy new year, an hour and 10 minutes ago....
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Happy new year to all.
We've still got 13 hours of the old one left here.... |
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