That plane looks like a flat fish!

I have just secured my place in Internet history.

Indeed you have. Congratulations!

I have just secured
more nonsense for the masses:
Want some, anyone?

Yes, more, more, please!

Greetings from page one-hundred-and-forty-two.

New Yawk.
Merry very belated Xmas and Happy Old New Year to you all.

Post 5648????

No, it's post 5649!:rolleyes:

Silly Sally, it's post 5650!

Posting onwards, what?
What will it mean when ending?
What does it mean now?

five six five two

The time that passes
seems to vary; dare I call
this 5653?

Greetings back in your general direction!

Longest thread ever?
Unless we grow by nonsense,
I am wondering.

no, wrong again, you guys. It is so 5654.

This reminded me of a quote made by (I don't remeber who) when he said:
" I fart in your general direction"

Can anyone remeber the scene???? I want to say Peter Sellers, but I don't think it was....


And, Sharon, I certainly do not make this remark to you.... :)


.

I went on a date with a guy once who was on some kind of mad garlic diet. What the hell was he thinking?!?!

The rude Frenchmen from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

LOL-that's an excellent scene.

May the fleas of a thousand camel infest your armpits.....

He said, she said it.
Makes no sense, but if it did,
understandable.

She said a secret,
I don't really care if she gets
satisfaction, eh?

I'll have a case of the trebles in a few seconds...

So do it, will you?
Always wonder, don't question;
who brought up haiku?

See, I can't get no
Satisfaction, I can't get
No... satisfaction

One's interest asks,
What's up with the last four posts?
What quantitiy merged?

Sharon, believing,
I think you could have it
If we were not stupid.

how much longer!!!!:eek:

There is no longer,
only inspiration if
there is a flowing

I, I, I, I have,
a, a speech impediment.
Very convenient.

Is the an echo in here???

Hello? Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

Biznatch, you drum?

Sharon, I indeed drum. :)
Do you?

Just saw "La Haine" (Hate, the english version). Great movie, I recommend it.

I don't do drums... drummers on the other hand... ;)

On the other hand
there are also five fingers
splayed the other way!

5673
five
six
seven
three

And here's one more, just for the hell of it.

For the hell of it
has seemed always very fine
as truth and nonsense.

Well, truth and nonsense
Have always combined strangely
To produce madness

I thought the drummer thing to be a stereotype, but apparently, as Sharon showed, we seem to attract a fair amount of attention from the ladies. So let's take advantage of this thing.
EVERYBODY, I'M A DRUMMER WHO DRUMS, WITH A DRUM SET! YEAH, THAT's RIGHT!


just kidding, guys

Stereotypes? Hmmm...

How do you check if the stage is level?
The drool is running evenly out of both sides of a drummer's mouth.

lol, nice.
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

...said she was gonna
sell information products;
it hasn't worked out

if it was gonna
it would have already, right?
Whither the rightness?

Again he doubles;
at fifty-seven-ninety
if only one could.