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Ch'i 11-24-2006 07:58 PM

I'm ambidextrous, but only when playing a jazz rendition of Jingle Bells on eight crystal glasses.

Gets me every time... :rolleyes:

Intense1 11-24-2006 09:51 PM

I'm ambidextrous, but only with my right hand.

:lol:

Zooksport2 11-24-2006 10:57 PM

Every post on this page must contain the word: ambidextrous

but in totally the wrong context.....


do you understand what I ambidextrous?.......

Ch'i 11-24-2006 11:58 PM

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to ambidextrous the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the ambidextrous of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare ambidextrous causes which impel them to the ambidextrous.

Intense1 11-25-2006 12:09 AM

The bible talks quite a lot about "God's right hand" - so does that mean God is right handed? Is He not ambidextrous, as he is all-powerful?

Plumcake 11-25-2006 06:15 AM

How can an entity with no body have hands?

Now, this guy is ambidextrous. http://www.budtempchi.org/kannon.JPG

Zooksport2 11-25-2006 06:23 AM

....makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or ambidextrous, as to its completeness or accuracy

blue_eyes 11-25-2006 03:43 PM

I found that years of playing video games helps the ambidextrous challenged.

Zooksport2 11-25-2006 04:09 PM

Every day, government and other public bodies respond to many requests for general information from the public. This ambidextrous will still be your first avenue of access to the information you wish to see.

biznatch 11-25-2006 05:04 PM

Supercaliframbidextrialidocious

well, yeah, I kinda cheated there, but I tried.

Zooksport2 11-25-2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch

well, yeah, I kinda ambidextrous there, but I tried.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :suave: :suave: :suave: :suave:

biznatch 11-26-2006 04:35 AM

I see what you ambidextrous there. ;)

Zooksport2 11-26-2006 03:19 PM

when I was an undergraduate student, some of us would ambidextrous from the rigors of homework by inventing mechanical devices

CSflim 11-26-2006 04:08 PM

Forget it Jake, It's ambidextrous.

Zooksport2 11-26-2006 04:22 PM

someone needs to make another ambidextrous to this thread

Ch'i 11-26-2006 11:35 PM

http://forums.snapstream.com/vb/imag...ies/banana.gif Its peanut butter ambidextrous time! http://forums.snapstream.com/vb/imag...ies/banana.gif

Zooksport2 11-26-2006 11:47 PM

Is it ambidextrous time there, too?

hey, San Jose, I got a cuzin what lives in San Jose....

Crazboos 11-27-2006 09:00 PM

Holy Shnikees, this is long.

Ch'i 11-27-2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
hey, San Jose, I got a cuzin what lives in San Jose....

I know, I've already taken him out.

Zooksport2 11-27-2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ch'i
I know, I've already taken him out.


HA!

..and his wife????




ambidextrous me to the river...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazboos
Holy Shnikees, this is long.


But of course.. It is, after all, the longest thread ever.......




ambidextrous morning!, everybody

biznatch 11-28-2006 07:33 AM

I just had wild, ambidextrous, morning sex.

Ch'i 11-28-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
..and his wife????

Naturally...
Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch
I just had wild, ambidextrous, morning sex.

Ambidextrous!

Zooksport2 11-28-2006 11:01 PM

I never had the chance to Ambidextrous her....

Ch'i 11-28-2006 11:04 PM

What an ambidextrous...

biznatch 11-29-2006 07:27 AM

Indeed! Ambidextrous you, Zooksport!

Zooksport2 11-29-2006 03:16 PM

Why, thank you, I will Ambidextrous it with great respect

Ch'i 11-29-2006 04:21 PM

So much ambidextrous, so little ambidextrous.

Ch'i 11-29-2006 04:21 PM

What do you guys think about ambidextrous?

Ch'i 11-29-2006 04:21 PM

I ambidextrous as much as possible.

Zooksport2 11-29-2006 04:30 PM

I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I could have ambidextrous all night!
I could have ambidextrous all night!
And still have ambidextrous for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have ambidextrous ,
ambidextrous , ambidextrous all night!

Ch'i 11-29-2006 05:06 PM

One nation, ambidextrous, with liberty and ambidextrous for all.

Zooksport2 11-29-2006 05:36 PM

is this page ever gonna ambidextrous ????????????

biznatch 11-30-2006 01:03 PM

I ambidextrous, your Honor!

Zooksport2 11-30-2006 06:03 PM

ambidextrous as charged, your honor..



oops. that made sense... meh.

Ch'i 12-01-2006 10:16 AM

It ambidextrous....

Ch'i 12-01-2006 10:16 AM

On a lighter note, I had an ambidextrous.

Zooksport2 12-01-2006 02:09 PM

Do you still have your ambidextrous?.

How is it most recognizable?

.

Ch'i 12-01-2006 02:34 PM

If you look closely you'll notice a small ambidextrous on the lower left facet.

Zooksport2 12-01-2006 02:43 PM

I simply cannot see the ambidextrous ... could you be more specific?

CSflim 12-02-2006 06:59 AM

When dancing, lost in techno trance,
arms flailing, gawky Bez.
Then find you snagged on frowns
and slowly it dawns,
you're jazzing to the bleep tone
of a life-support machine,
that marks the steady fading
of your day old baby daughter.

And when midnight sirens lead
to blue-flash road mash
stretchers, covered heads
and slippy red macadam
and find you creeping 'neath the blankets
to snuggle close a mangle bird
hoping soon you too will be freezer-drawered.

Then welcome.
Mmmmm....
Blue chemotherapy wig.
Welcome.
In Jam.


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