Yes, he is westing.....

I need scissors! 61!

Whatcha gonna cut, 72!

5725, here I am!

It's growing, growing,
like Little Shop of Horrors;
Eaten may I not be!

More strange use of the language just for you, sharon.

Awww you do honour me so. :icare:

Indeed, by posting
Haikus that are not even.
It's like I can't count.

At least not reliably...!:D

It's overrated,
This whole counting malarky...
It's just one, two, three!!

Way good one madame,
Hoping all is well with you,
And you are quite right!

I am quite all right
But please don't call me madame...
I'm a "mademoiselle"!

I'm a believer
What a sentiment it is!
I apologize.

Ourcrazymodern,
Apology accepted...
Don't fret - it's all good!

formulas and tables that are commonly encountered or particularly useful in tube-bending under three sections: Bending Formulas, Geometric Formulas, and Conversion Formulas. Much of this information is generally applicable to tube-bending without regard to method, but the focus is upon that mathematical information that is useful in setting up a rotary-draw tube-bending machine.

Ummm... what now?

Now you and me go orf somewhere's, and......

Bend tubes?

Yay!!!!!!! PRURIENCE!!!

...looked long and hard...

I'm only programmed to bend girders. What do you think I am, a de-bender?

Why did you say that. Are you spying on me?

This afternoon, I have been bending pipe to make some frames using a hand operated pipe, or tube, bender.

I can take a pic to prove it!

Spooooooky!!!!

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Spying on you? Not really... you just made a pretty weird comment about bending tubes above. Or I could say I'm a fearsome detective.

Oh so I did.... what a let down....

You coulda had some fun at my expense then... phew....

Well apparently your memory's fantastic, so I may just do anyway :P

Your shoe's untied...

And your fly is open, Zook.

And your hair's a mess.

I cannot join in,
although I'd like to do so;
(Get a makeover!)

Why can't you join in? Be a sport!

Um, I think I did!
It wasn't accidental,
nor all that subtle.

Looks like I missed it.
Now I look at it again,
I see what you mean.

Confidence had I,
and knew in due course you might,
All's well with the world.

5751 here i come!

Here I come again,
more "ridiculous nonsense"
but revealing much.

Man who comes again
Brings woman so much pleasure
Bang and bang and bang!

Wow and wow and wow!
And now I'm flabbergasted.
...having more to spend.

Why thank you all, I have zipped up, tied up and combed up, and I put some lippy on. Although I don't normally wear lippy, so I took it off again.


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Oh put it on you silly thing!

I can't.
There's none left...
That's all there was....

5-7-5-8, Who Do We ap-pre-ci-ate?!

..uh. don't ask.

What was that about????



Oh wait. You said don't ask......

Don't ask? what was the question again????

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5-7-6-0. We don't need another hero.