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<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book <clay> so i went to my mom <clay> and said <clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen |
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<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY <Heinz89> hmmm <Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P |
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<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else <Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob |
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<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist! |
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* qpsk likes how tarantino does tribute movies <qpsk> jackie brown was blaxploitation <qpsk> kill bill is kung fu <slightly> his next film will be an homage to public safety films: "Duck and Cover.....with a Vengeance" |
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<headlessj> i dl winrar, and it came in a .rar file |
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<TribGuru> How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? <TribGuru> You don't know, man. You don't KNOW. <TribGuru> cause you weren't THERE |
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<Keolah> whats up? <Zarggg> A direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object. |
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<Dejos> I was killed by a rabit in D&D once <Wiser> lol <Dejos> stupid DM <recursive> did it have big sharp pointy teeth? <recursive> \/\/\/\/\/ <Dejos> no! it didnt have squat.. I tripped over it and fell off a cliff |
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<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya |
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<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise |
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<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg". <Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss. <Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting. |
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(oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot (@tekzil): afraid of a little competition? |
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<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?" <lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?" <lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!" |
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<Koult> ah yes, but fat people are harder to kidnap |
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<Jagfire> I gotta virus <wwestnilee> speaking of virus <wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff <wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff <Jagfire> o.O <wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them <wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn |
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(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be @(Splodge`) That's called spam (MrPino) i know, but i' (MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business |
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<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected. <{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that with Reagan <Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got elected |
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<symbolik> RDX is so stupid even his windows taskbar clock flashes 12:00 |
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<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does *** EPIK has left #gzhq |
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<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11 <NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff <NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time <NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that |
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Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night Walter39: Not sure why Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest |
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<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :) <@tag> no wires, no external power <@tag> just IS <@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses |
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<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer |
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<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow <standby> i feel so cool <standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work <standby> well i allready do but it will be easier |
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<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home <pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man |
i like robyn regher
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wow. that was alot of quotes!
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kinda like too much to read. :hmm:
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but no, i read em all. was long. :rolleyes:
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now i can finaly type my own msgs! dammit. it's insane how much crap we post in here.
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So then i says to mabel i says: ...
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we should merge the simpsons-familyguy-movies-etc..- quotes in this thread.
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so back from popular request, the footbag talk.
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we asked to see pics right? well i got a few for you guys! :)
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http://p357.isdaman.com/footbag/32star2.jpg
both footbags were made by me. |
but those 32 take a long time to stitch. so now, i make these:
http://p357.isdaman.com/footbag/SandKing.jpg |
i even made a 6 panel footbag for a friend of mine. he didnt want it though.
http://p357.isdaman.com/footbag/darkmatter.jpg |
this is a collection of footbags i made last summer. almost all sold these.
http://p357.isdaman.com/footbag/guru.jpg |
pause to celebrate post 3600!
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