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All is fair in Iowa as we prepare for the visit of the Hillary.
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You mean future President Clinton?
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Hillary,
I respect her, still I wonder. |
5964.... ever so slowly....
Message to Sillygirl I started a thread using the same topic that someone else already had.... but it was too late to delete it, so I changed it to "worlds shortest....) you know the rest.... Then when you said about locking it I searched and found out how, and did.... See I told ya it was boring.... TTFN . |
At variable rates
This enviable thread grows. A thing of beauty. |
Randomness:
One thing, another... Fuck knows why. |
It's all connected
How can it be random if It's all related? |
Related?
Randomness says no, Not at all. |
Randomness says yes,
Can't you see to everything? Related, we are. |
Blue apples.
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They sound delicious
There's a problem, however, There is no such thing. |
Blue balls. There is such a thing. And some people, somewhere, have them apple sized.
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Apple size blue balls? Imagine what the penis would be like!!!!! :crazy:
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See how you are, ma'am?
See how this thread is turning? A wrong direction. ...I had better stuff for you... |
Fine, I'll clean it up. I love rabbits. Fluffy animals. So cute and innocent!
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As if they could be,
they smile and wave 'bye They try to be wrong. |
I don't get it. That's a pretty cryptic haiku.
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But necessary, yes?
Otherwise knowing fails us and outwards we drift. It's another one, double-posted, auto-merged! Society rocks. |
A Rabbit, you say? Way to tone it down, Sharon!
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MMMM rabbits... taste good. I wonder if they get blue balls?
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Rabbits are completely innocent creatures. It's not like they have sex a lot or anything.
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In one year, a doe can produce more than 20 offspring and many of these will breed themselves when only 4 months old.
Rabbits have a gestation period (time between mating and birth) of 28 - 31 days. |
Breeding at 4 months old? Can anyone say jailbait...
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Playboy bunnies rock.
Rabbits sound like machine guns When they are mating. |
Playboy bunnies look really glamourous - it was only that other thread with the tell-all that has kind of ruined it for me.
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Ruination.
The death of dreams and advancement. |
Bought a car for my daughter today.
1998 Hyundai. 5 grand |
You good little daddy you.
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Now, indeed,
I admire you more, You good dad! |
** innocent voice **
Daddy, I've been a reeeeeal goooood girl... don't spank me, ok? |
"I wasn't that bad,
I didn't mean to do it, I'll be better now!" (I love you, daddy!) Abandoned Just silence remains Responding. |
Quote:
now this is interesting..... Sharon pretenting not to wanting a spanking |
Wanting a spanking
Might not hurt either party If both wanted it. |
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! |
One last one
"ere going to sleep: Yes, yes yes! (I hope I don't have bad dreams!) |
We need to buy a TFP paddle.
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Tilted Paddle Project?
Such an awesome idea deserves a spanking. |
You get one, and I'll bend over your knee and beg you for mercy, how's that.
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I'll HOLD you to that!!!!! :)
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You might have to hold me down. ;)
Post number 6000! Wooohooo!!! |
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