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 Beyond our two needs 
	To try to contain ourselves we both have prevailed .  | 
		
 aww you stupid haiku, we ALL prevail.  
	at least in my delusional little world.  | 
		
 Impromptu haiku 
	can seem stupid, I am sure, but you should read it.  | 
		
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 The ass-ends of boats 
	are more than products of dreams; they can produce them. Sometimes I fear you. Sometimes I just "stand" and wait. Sometimes there is noise.  | 
		
 Your fluidity sweeps me into the current. 
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 Sometimes I fear you. 
	Sometimes I just "stand" and wait. Sometimes there is noise.  | 
		
 We need some sustenence before the marathon session. 
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 I love being me. 
	The variety of us also stimulates.  | 
		
 Solstice must be christened. 
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 Happy summer, all! 
	I hope weather where you are is as nice as here.  | 
		
 Yes, happy summer! 
	Thanks, Ourcrazymodern? Harvest the basil.  | 
		
 you see, no goal=faster posting. Goal=noposting at all... it's sad. 
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 Wtf? 
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 wtf posting ftw ...a little palindrome for good measure. 
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 hey! i got him to not post a haiku. I win!! 
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 Fear not of man. 
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 I prefer the poetic power of perfectly positioned alliterative posts, punks. (Put that in your pipe and puff it!) 
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 a bit harsh, but I'll have another toke 
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 I ate a bullet. 
	Through my canal it duly passed, and now it's labelled. 1x4=2x2x1  | 
		
 Don't worry...I only gave him a 9 mm, 
	I don't believe the hollow point makes a difference....:D  | 
		
 I think bigger ones 
	are generally better, though sometimes they hurt.  | 
		
 "Small moves Ellie...small moves." 
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 I'm not a person 
	prone to violence so I can't hurt you.  | 
		
 ....now where did I put that pacifier... 
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 It's quite emplanted 
	exactly where I need it. ...and thankyou for that.  | 
		
 I enjoy being a hostess... 
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 Sensibility 
	can provide further nonsense, so witness this thing...  | 
		
 His story in the makings... 
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 Further offering 
	the pleasure we are taking belongs to us all..  | 
		
 I gazed upon the fairest flower this morn... 
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 I am not waiting 
	more than experiencing but still wondering. 1x4+2=3+3  | 
		
 Will overstimulation become the norm... 
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 You enjoining me 
	a having me in your home pleases me highly.  | 
		
 Time for parlor games? 
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 So step into me 
	and find out what you can find. Sometimes, surprises. 14237  | 
		
 Ohhh ...Cracker Jacks. 
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 Cracker Jacks? 
	You'll taunt me with candy, when what I want's meat?  | 
		
 Tenderloins? 
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 Yes, those would be good. 
	After the sex we will have, I will be hungry.  | 
		
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 are we going for a 1 day record here?! keep it up dudes! 
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 Can it be done? 
	What's the current record?  | 
		
 Snacking my lips. 
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 I love you, honey, 
	but so many skirts have blown I must go shopping.  | 
		
 Okay Princess, sounds lovely. 
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 You have won my soul. 
	I think I'll buy a new car and then come see you.  | 
		
 if you're taking about records, well it was close to 10page in a day i would say. maybe more when CSfilm and me were doing runs as to who could post the most thread in a day. 
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 X 3 
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 Your believing me 
	proves to me you are good. So let's just go fuck.  | 
		
 Affirmative. 
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 That's what I call affirmative action. 
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 If affirmatives 
	served as well as they promise, we'd have more of them.  | 
		
 Or, perhaps, more false positives? 
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 Yes it is your turn. 
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 Where's my other hand? 
	It seems to have disappeared! Ring has made me mad.  | 
		
 Ring around the Rosy... 
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 Shoulda lower-cased. 
	I call my right hand Rosie; left ambidextrous.  | 
		
 Ambient. 
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 The way these members 
	tend to fit well together reminds me of dogs.  | 
		
 Thank (god) 
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 Let's go play in the rain 
	and then play in the river and see what happens.  | 
		
 Tripping down the lane; 
	of ecstatic happiness, dripping with glory.  | 
		
 I will show you mine, 
	the next time you show me yours. Right now would be fine.  | 
		
 Ahhh... the brief respite has freshened the porpoise. 
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 Yeah, well mine's out there. 
	You put on a covering. I think I'm winning.  | 
		
 Take 2? 
	It's not a wrap yet.  | 
		
 She covers my ass 
	like aesthetics can do: I'm not embarassed.  | 
		
 Bare assed and supine, 
	upon the reclining chair, you go with the flow.  | 
		
 My penis feels good: 
	My soul is almost at rest. Maybe the next time.  | 
		
 The crack of dawn. 
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 Do not say you're done. 
	Just tell me you love, again. It's all good, darlin'. Are you my woman? Your dog lays between my legs, no longer afraid.  | 
		
 Oh give it a rest. 
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 Are you my woman? 
	Your dog lays between my legs, no longer afraid.  | 
		
 I am your woman. 
	You are my soulmate comrade. Please lay down again.  | 
		
 I have the belief 
	that my need for you is real, and that we're the same.  | 
		
 Eyes without a trace a guile mirror each other. 
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 Foul, you enchantress. 
	I loved you in the bardo, and do so some more.  | 
		
 Remember to pack the Scrabble game after we temporarlily lose the temporal. 
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 I feel your meaning 
	from inside my naughty bits; it's the price of life.  | 
		
 24 carat. 
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 Watching you, 
	posting in this place, assists us.  | 
		
 The crows are calling. 
	time to go out and explore, you won't regret it.  | 
		
 But I am now splayed. 
	I feel the need to wander. We will be back here.  | 
		
 another baptism 
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 wow, you guys have really been going at it since I stopped in here last time...keep it up and we'll be knock knock knockin' on 15000's door. 
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 Haaay, haaay, haaay, hey, hey, yeeeah! 
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 Clothing obscures pretense. 
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 That is clothing's one conceit. 
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 I'm in ring's room. 
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 With a view. 
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 Tentacles 
	expect their reward when they're wet.  | 
		
 Do sucker pads keep count? 
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 So you say I suck? 
	I guess you have all the proof. ...only for you, dear.  | 
		
 A vacuum never had it so good. 
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 Call the Kirby guy. 
	He might be able to help. I will kick his ass.  | 
		
 ..feeling a little testy? 
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 Fondle them 
	and you will find what they comprise.  | 
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