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Ourcrazymodern? 06-21-2008 11:54 PM

Beyond our two needs
To try to contain ourselves
we both have prevailed .

SSJTWIZTA 06-22-2008 01:50 AM

aww you stupid haiku, we ALL prevail.

at least in my delusional little world.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 05:45 AM

Impromptu haiku
can seem stupid, I am sure,
but you should read it.

ring 06-22-2008 06:05 AM

Bon Voyage!

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0012-9.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 06:05 AM

The ass-ends of boats
are more than products of dreams;
they can produce them.

Sometimes I fear you.
Sometimes I just "stand" and wait.
Sometimes there is noise.

ring 06-22-2008 06:11 AM

Your fluidity sweeps me into the current.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 06:11 AM

Sometimes I fear you.
Sometimes I just "stand" and wait.
Sometimes there is noise.

ring 06-22-2008 06:16 AM

We need some sustenence before the marathon session.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 06:16 AM

I love being me.
The variety of us
also stimulates.

ring 06-22-2008 06:19 AM

Solstice must be christened.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 06:21 AM

Happy summer, all!
I hope weather where you are
is as nice as here.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2008 07:13 AM

Yes, happy summer!
Thanks, Ourcrazymodern?
Harvest the basil.

MexicanOnABike 06-22-2008 07:50 AM

you see, no goal=faster posting. Goal=noposting at all... it's sad.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 08:02 AM

Wtf?

BadNick 06-22-2008 08:05 AM

wtf posting ftw ...a little palindrome for good measure.

MexicanOnABike 06-22-2008 08:35 AM

hey! i got him to not post a haiku. I win!!

Esoteric 06-22-2008 08:36 AM

Fear not of man.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2008 08:41 AM

I prefer the poetic power of perfectly positioned alliterative posts, punks. (Put that in your pipe and puff it!)

Esoteric 06-22-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
I prefer the poetic power of perfectly positioned alliterative posts, punks. (Put that in your pipe and puff it!)

Oh I will, I will.

BadNick 06-22-2008 09:12 AM

a bit harsh, but I'll have another toke

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 09:34 AM

I ate a bullet.
Through my canal it duly passed,
and now it's labelled.

1x4=2x2x1

ring 06-22-2008 09:37 AM

Don't worry...I only gave him a 9 mm,
I don't believe the hollow point makes a difference....:D

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 09:40 AM

I think bigger ones
are generally better,
though sometimes they hurt.

ring 06-22-2008 09:42 AM

"Small moves Ellie...small moves."

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 09:44 AM

I'm not a person
prone to violence
so I can't hurt you.

ring 06-22-2008 09:44 AM

....now where did I put that pacifier...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 09:47 AM

It's quite emplanted
exactly where I need it.
...and thankyou for that.

ring 06-22-2008 09:49 AM

I enjoy being a hostess...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 09:52 AM

Sensibility
can provide further nonsense,
so witness this thing...

ring 06-22-2008 09:56 AM

His story in the makings...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 09:56 AM

Further offering
the pleasure we are taking
belongs to us all..

ring 06-22-2008 09:59 AM

I gazed upon the fairest flower this morn...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:03 AM

I am not waiting
more than experiencing
but still wondering.

1x4+2=3+3

ring 06-22-2008 10:13 AM

Will overstimulation become the norm...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:15 AM

You enjoining me
a having me in your home
pleases me highly.

ring 06-22-2008 10:15 AM

Time for parlor games?

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:19 AM

So step into me
and find out what you can find.
Sometimes, surprises.

14237

ring 06-22-2008 10:20 AM

Ohhh ...Cracker Jacks.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:23 AM

Cracker Jacks?
You'll taunt me with candy,
when what I want's meat?

ring 06-22-2008 10:24 AM

Tenderloins?

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:27 AM

Yes, those would be good.
After the sex we will have,
I will be hungry.

Esoteric 06-22-2008 10:30 AM

[:

MexicanOnABike 06-22-2008 10:30 AM

are we going for a 1 day record here?! keep it up dudes!

Esoteric 06-22-2008 10:30 AM

Can it be done?

What's the current record?

ring 06-22-2008 10:30 AM

Snacking my lips.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:32 AM

I love you, honey,
but so many skirts have blown
I must go shopping.

ring 06-22-2008 10:33 AM

Okay Princess, sounds lovely.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:37 AM

You have won my soul.
I think I'll buy a new car
and then come see you.

MexicanOnABike 06-22-2008 10:39 AM

if you're taking about records, well it was close to 10page in a day i would say. maybe more when CSfilm and me were doing runs as to who could post the most thread in a day.

ring 06-22-2008 10:40 AM

X 3

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 10:43 AM

Your believing me
proves to me you are good.
So let's just go fuck.

ring 06-22-2008 10:45 AM

Affirmative.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2008 10:54 AM

That's what I call affirmative action.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 11:58 AM

If affirmatives
served as well as they promise,
we'd have more of them.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2008 11:59 AM

Or, perhaps, more false positives?

ring 06-22-2008 12:02 PM

Yes it is your turn.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:02 PM

Where's my other hand?
It seems to have disappeared!
Ring has made me mad.

ring 06-22-2008 12:04 PM

Ring around the Rosy...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:07 PM

Shoulda lower-cased.
I call my right hand Rosie;
left ambidextrous.

ring 06-22-2008 12:09 PM

Ambient.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:10 PM

The way these members
tend to fit well together
reminds me of dogs.

ring 06-22-2008 12:12 PM

Thank (god)

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:13 PM

Let's go play in the rain
and then play in the river
and see what happens.

ring 06-22-2008 12:18 PM

Tripping down the lane;
of ecstatic happiness,
dripping with glory.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:18 PM

I will show you mine,
the next time you show me yours.
Right now would be fine.

ring 06-22-2008 12:21 PM

Ahhh... the brief respite has freshened the porpoise.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:22 PM

Yeah, well mine's out there.
You put on a covering.
I think I'm winning.

ring 06-22-2008 12:23 PM

Take 2?

It's not a wrap yet.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:25 PM

She covers my ass
like aesthetics can do:
I'm not embarassed.

ring 06-22-2008 12:29 PM

Bare assed and supine,
upon the reclining chair,
you go with the flow.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:29 PM

My penis feels good:
My soul is almost at rest.
Maybe the next time.

ring 06-22-2008 12:30 PM

The crack of dawn.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:33 PM

Do not say you're done.
Just tell me you love, again.
It's all good, darlin'.

Are you my woman?
Your dog lays between my legs,
no longer afraid.

ring 06-22-2008 12:40 PM

Oh give it a rest.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:41 PM

Are you my woman?
Your dog lays between my legs,
no longer afraid.

ring 06-22-2008 12:49 PM

I am your woman.
You are my soulmate comrade.
Please lay down again.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:50 PM

I have the belief
that my need for you is real,
and that we're the same.

ring 06-22-2008 12:53 PM

Eyes without a trace a guile mirror each other.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 12:54 PM

Foul, you enchantress.
I loved you in the bardo,
and do so some more.

ring 06-22-2008 12:57 PM

Remember to pack the Scrabble game after we temporarlily lose the temporal.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 01:00 PM

I feel your meaning
from inside my naughty bits;
it's the price of life.

ring 06-22-2008 01:01 PM

24 carat.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 01:05 PM

Watching you,
posting in this place,
assists us.

ring 06-22-2008 01:07 PM

The crows are calling.
time to go out and explore,
you won't regret it.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 01:09 PM

But I am now splayed.
I feel the need to wander.
We will be back here.

ring 06-22-2008 01:37 PM

another baptism

BadNick 06-22-2008 01:54 PM

wow, you guys have really been going at it since I stopped in here last time...keep it up and we'll be knock knock knockin' on 15000's door.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2008 02:26 PM

Haaay, haaay, haaay, hey, hey, yeeeah!

ring 06-22-2008 03:14 PM

Clothing obscures pretense.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2008 03:15 PM

That is clothing's one conceit.

uncle phil 06-22-2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Clothing obscures pretense.

you guys should get a room...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 03:21 PM

I'm in ring's room.

ring 06-22-2008 03:22 PM

With a view.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 03:26 PM

Tentacles
expect their reward
when they're wet.

ring 06-22-2008 03:28 PM

Do sucker pads keep count?

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 03:31 PM

So you say I suck?
I guess you have all the proof.
...only for you, dear.

ring 06-22-2008 03:32 PM

A vacuum never had it so good.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 03:35 PM

Call the Kirby guy.
He might be able to help.
I will kick his ass.

ring 06-22-2008 03:37 PM

..feeling a little testy?

Ourcrazymodern? 06-22-2008 03:38 PM

Fondle them
and you will find what
they comprise.


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