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Zooksport2 11-08-2007 01:36 AM

You poor sod... I lost my testicles in a hand grenade incident....

Ourcrazymodern? 11-08-2007 05:45 AM

Relatives
Are meant to be used
As support.

MexicanOnABike 11-08-2007 06:12 AM

hey dudes: i'll be out for a few days. back on sunday or monday. if I'm not back by then, PM me. and by tuesday, call the cops. haha!

BadNick 11-08-2007 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by senselocke
What a long thread. I, myself, have two testicles: one for each day of the weekend. If we ever move to a three-day weekend, I'm shit outta balls.

Sometimes it's not how many but how big:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...jt/LehXray.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
hey dudes: i'll be out for a few days. back on sunday or monday. if I'm not back by then, PM me. and by tuesday, call the cops. haha!

...or the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? When I was about 10 years old they got me once in Toronto for doing bad things to old ladies.

Esoteric 11-08-2007 09:52 AM

Hi(gh)

ring 11-08-2007 11:03 AM

I never sleep, even anethesia, even good old ether when I had my tonsils out in first grade 45 yrs. hence, post
haste.

Jetée 11-08-2007 11:26 AM

Post to the tune.

ring 11-08-2007 11:30 AM

my muse?

I will keep sniffin....

Jetée 11-08-2007 11:45 AM

Anyone up for a party?

BadNick 11-08-2007 12:23 PM

yes ....party!!! Though I can't get too carried away today, still have to show up in work tomorrow; but after that all hell can break loose.

ring 11-08-2007 12:30 PM

I am channeling..shush a moment.. ah. got it,

Cat Juggling..Steve Martin..
with layers and layers of Pythonesque..can't sort through all the heroes that have kept me (sane?) in check I suppose, harmless,as in passing a wino in the gutter, tsk tsk..what a damn shame.. come-on Ethel, do NOT make eye-contact.

Jetée 11-08-2007 12:38 PM

Get numbers

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/10...21f3ad96_o.jpg

ring 11-08-2007 12:51 PM

I would love to see the aliens scratching their places where they cognate.

Zooksport2 11-08-2007 01:16 PM

I remember once seeing a step like that but can't remember where

Jetée 11-08-2007 01:41 PM

Remember the , it'll come to me; wait...

ring 11-08-2007 01:47 PM

look at it sideways.
forcing the memory head on only gives you a headache.

Jetée 11-08-2007 01:49 PM

Righteous tip.

Esoteric 11-08-2007 01:55 PM

I just want to party all the time...




(Yes I know he's saying "My girl wants to party all the time")

Jetée 11-08-2007 02:06 PM

I had Eddie in mind as well.

Need to apply it elsewhere, though.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-08-2007 04:15 PM

"I know only fools have needs,
but this one never begs"

Jetée 11-08-2007 04:19 PM

We need more dinner plates!

Tophat665 11-08-2007 05:22 PM

OK, here's where I get biblical on yo' ass:

All things are wearisome, more than one can say.
The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing.
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"?
It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time.
There is no remembrance of men of old, and even those who are yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow.

Jetée 11-08-2007 05:28 PM

The party goes on:

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...eizure29gp.gif

squeeeb 11-08-2007 10:27 PM

and a post before bed

Jetée 11-08-2007 10:35 PM

Party's over.

Zooksport2 11-09-2007 03:51 AM

Sunday Fine, hot. Min 16 Max 35
Monday Fine, hot. Min 19 Max 37

BadNick 11-09-2007 06:51 AM

spring in oz, autumn in pa ...does your water really spin ccw going down the drain?

Ourcrazymodern? 11-09-2007 07:14 AM

The sunrise was glorious again today.

Glowing red
Changing to amber
And some pink.

ring 11-09-2007 12:07 PM

the leaves are down,
getting ready for big rest.
down periscope.
batten.

squeeeb 11-09-2007 12:17 PM

friday is here. for some that's great. for me, every day is saturday.

Jetée 11-09-2007 12:18 PM

Every day is balsphemy.

ring 11-09-2007 12:44 PM

eloquence rolls off the tongue.
good word...*pats it's head*

Jetée 11-09-2007 12:55 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/14...3eeb71.jpg?v=0

Zooksport2 11-09-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
spring in oz, autumn in pa ...does your water really spin ccw going down the drain?


The fact is, the Coriolis force (an apparent force as a result of the Earth’s spin) has virtually nothing to do with which direction water spins as it empties down a drain. Although this force is “real” and does have an affect on other large, long-lived systems that travel great distances (such as hurricanes, high and low pressure systems, etc), water draining from toilets, sinks, and bathtubs are rendered virtually immune from its affects. The Coriolis force is much too weak to have any affect on such small, short-lived rotating bodies of water under normal conditions.

Jetée 11-09-2007 01:57 PM

Time to hibenate.

ring 11-09-2007 02:05 PM

Thrumm..thrumm..

It never ceases.

Jetée 11-09-2007 03:52 PM

Winds blow in the time.

ring 11-09-2007 04:06 PM

A tesseract perhaps?

Jetée 11-09-2007 04:08 PM

Most likely.


Rest is inevitable.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-09-2007 04:21 PM

9240

Have your enjoyment
The night will not continue
The day comes again.

ring 11-09-2007 04:33 PM

mitochondria!, parade rest.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-09-2007 04:58 PM

Fluid thoughts
And constant motion
Produce change.

Jetée 11-09-2007 04:59 PM

Buttercup, buttercup...

Zooksport2 11-09-2007 05:18 PM

bake me a pie

Jetée 11-09-2007 05:41 PM

Is this a song we're reciting here?

BadNick 11-09-2007 06:36 PM

buttercup, with my pie
I'll take a beer

Jetée 11-09-2007 06:40 PM

Is buttercup food, or a plant?


I want a crescent roll. :(

Zooksport2 11-09-2007 08:17 PM

its a term of affection

Jetée 11-09-2007 08:32 PM

Damn my waywardness! :D


That is two 4 2 pig. Along with Esoteric, I am now diggin' the groove of Pandora while messaging in Trillian.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-09-2007 09:09 PM

Well, good luck with that.
...and with this tonguing others.
Are aliens fun?

Jetée 11-09-2007 09:15 PM

Most assuredly.

Humans are bland because we think alike.
Can thus be so with an unkindred life-form?

Ourcrazymodern? 11-09-2007 09:25 PM

Would I play with you,
knowing you can kick my ass?
Yes, I guess I would.

Jetée 11-09-2007 09:47 PM

This... sound; so familiar, yet...



fresh and kind.

Zooksport2 11-09-2007 09:58 PM

of the freshest kind.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-09-2007 10:07 PM

Can I give you more?
I can't give you anything
which you will not take.

Jetée 11-09-2007 11:44 PM

Rum, tiger bell, whose rounded ball...

Esoteric 11-10-2007 05:08 AM

I think I'm getting a cold.

Zooksport2 11-10-2007 05:36 AM

http://www.jefflubchanskycpa.com/UP9...276910-17A.jpg

Tophat665 11-10-2007 07:28 AM

Insert random non sequitor here

Ourcrazymodern? 11-10-2007 08:58 AM

(If I) I want to
be able to think @ you
& have you hear me.

ring 11-10-2007 09:06 AM

It bee like bees are stinging me.

Tophat665 11-10-2007 10:57 AM

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ring 11-10-2007 11:09 AM

I'm just a poor boy.....

BadNick 11-10-2007 02:37 PM

yummy po' boy!
http://froststreet.net/archives/2005...ys_po_boy.html

http://www.froststreet.net/images/ka...oysandwich.jpg

Zooksport2 11-10-2007 02:39 PM

Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango....



He's just a poor boy from a poor family-

ring 11-10-2007 03:02 PM

I always wondered how to spell that.

Go do beauty things.

Jetée 11-10-2007 05:15 PM

Gosh, that looks like fried shrimp.

ring 11-10-2007 05:38 PM

I like them with the crunchy coconut and the yummy sauce, I do not remember what the sauce is made of.

Jetée 11-10-2007 06:26 PM

I don't believe I've ever eaten shrimp; somewhat remarkable how I have turned it down all these years. :(

Zooksport2 11-10-2007 07:56 PM

I have never had crab s


..

Jetée 11-10-2007 08:21 PM

Sea insects.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/...7b2e6057_m.jpg

BadNick 11-10-2007 08:59 PM

I seem to have a taste for many crustaceans.

http://www.gmushrooms.com/Posters/EDIBLECRUSTACEANS.jpg

Jetée 11-10-2007 10:01 PM

Let's name them all! :thumbsup:


What is that creature bearing most similar likeness to the lobster... a crawfish?

Zooksport2 11-10-2007 11:31 PM

Marron???

http://sweetwaterfishing.com.au/images/Marron.jpg

Jetée 11-11-2007 12:24 AM

These bugs look like they can set up shop in my insides. :paranoid:

Zooksport2 11-11-2007 01:56 AM

Forecast for Monday
Fine. A hot, sunny day. Fresh and gusty E/NE winds easing during the morning. An
afternoon sea breeze.

Precis: Fine, hot.
City: Min 19 Max 39 (102.2f)

Jetée 11-11-2007 02:11 AM

What it is...

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...am7/lights.gif

Zooksport2 11-11-2007 04:29 AM

it's a bird, chasing the worm???????????

Jetée 11-11-2007 04:45 AM

It didn't even come to my mind.

Tophat665 11-11-2007 06:41 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/4...597d1c9549.jpg
I wouldn't gen'rally carp on this, but this is the thread to do so, no?

ring 11-11-2007 07:47 AM

who eats the roe?

fire up the smoke house hon, at least it is protein.

Esoteric 11-11-2007 09:09 AM

Warn the town The Beast is loose...

ring 11-11-2007 09:31 AM

those scales might work as hide scrapers.

BadNick 11-11-2007 11:02 AM

that is one fat carp. Around here, creeks & tributaries flowing into the Delaware River, about all of the ones that large or larger have wallowed in the mud and sucked mud so long, they DO NOT taste good. I bet the roe would be OK, though.

crawdads are becoming available up here in the N.E. U.S.A. but so far they do not compare with the quality of fresh stuff I eat when down in the New Orleans to Houston strip.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto...wfish_Full.jpg

ring 11-11-2007 11:46 AM

shush now, don't tell anyone about the mites that live at the base of our eyelashes.

peoples will be freaking out.

Tophat665 11-11-2007 12:18 PM

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

http://godhatesshrimp.com/images/churchsign.jpg

Zooksport2 11-11-2007 01:11 PM

http://dazpl8s.0catch.com/pl8s/TN-79s-5-J9287.jpg

Jetée 11-11-2007 03:14 PM

You guys are bad.

BadNick 11-11-2007 04:46 PM

I don't decide what I eat or don't eat based on ancient rules that have no application to my current reality. But I don't hold it against anyone who chooses to believe otherwise. And I love pork, too.

Hey, I never did hard research to prove/disprove this, but a few years ago I heard this explanation of how there is a kosher pig. Apparently, the cloven hoof thing is what defines the edibility or not for those who abide by these rules, and there is a pig in the Borneo/S. Pacific area around there that does not have a cloven hoof; so if an appropriate rabbi would slaughter this pig in an appropriate manner, it would be a kosher pig. Yes? No?

Jetée 11-11-2007 04:55 PM

Hotlinking requires expertise.


I also would love some right fine pork at this hour.

Chinese or Thai would hit the spot in so many ways.

BadNick 11-11-2007 04:59 PM

I just had dinner with my two sons at Joy Tsin Lau ...nice local Chinese restaurant. We had a whole Peking duck and house fried rice, I had a Chinese beer. It was all yummy.

Jetée 11-11-2007 05:08 PM

Good for you, Nick.. tho know you just made me feel most sad, because I have no real need to get jealous, but would wish for a fine meal now. :(

Zooksport2 11-11-2007 06:15 PM

ATTENTION : This letter not spam, and the real offer for all comers to work and requiring in work. If to you there has come our letter to the wrong address remove the letter and we promise you that the letter to you will not come any more.

WTF???????????????

Jetée 11-11-2007 06:17 PM

This is phenomenal matching.

MexicanOnABike 11-11-2007 07:20 PM

233!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm back btw. no need to panic! :hyper:

Jetée 11-11-2007 07:28 PM

9296

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/11...6d0eab8bf0.jpg

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 01:30 AM

Hey, has anyone seen MexicanOnABike???????????????????????

I'm getting reeeeaaalllly worried.....


.

Jetée 11-12-2007 03:36 AM

Whatever happened to the gal...

I miss her. :(

BadNick 11-12-2007 06:29 AM

who was the gal? I looked back a page or two but she didn't pop out at me.

ring 11-12-2007 07:16 AM

I had dreams about that awesome healthiest looking carp I have ever seen.

He was very benovelent and wise.

thanks for the picture, hats off to you!

I can't spel wirhth crap today.


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