I shall...
proceed
and continue
to the rock the mic.

Oohing and ahhing
Will not possibly help us:
Another post will!

One more...

...to leave you bewildered...

i see your post, and raise you one post.

sorry, I had a Flush.


Who's in for the next round?

Ante up.

What has been is done;
Perspective is all we have,
but it's worth something.

...I need to go lay down again...

I see you changed your name Jet.

Where you been homie?

a few taps on they keyboard, a click of the mouse, and we are that much closer...

8+2equals10.

my throat is closer than it seems

:D

Traversing my lonely path...
 

Traversing your lonely path??
But you are not alone, Jet!!
You have all of us...

Seasoned parfait `

A layer of spice
On top of something fruity
Followed by delight.

8 x 2 equals 16

Another one...

I just found out your name...


Chief

Eighty-two nineteen,
And the last before I sleep.
See you all later!

Xx

It's time to wake up.

Possibly.
Maybe I'll just sleep.
I need it.

I am just kidding
Because what I really need's
My head examined.

as from the power of sacred lays, the spheres began to move;
and sung the great creator's praise to all the bless'd above.
so when at last the dreadful hour the crumbling pageant shall devour
the trumpet shall be heard on high, the dead shall live, the living die
and music shall untune the sky. motherfucker...

all those damn haikus made me think of john dryden and 17 century poetry. i added the "motherfucker" to spice it up a bit, update it. kids call it a "remix" nowadays...

8 equals 2 + (2 x 3)

Haikus help
My focus and aim
As if truth?

And tankas?

???

Another odd one;
No math to be made for it:
Did you say Canton?

3-5-3, as opposed to 5-7-5

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/18...8d96bfe8_m.jpg

in a perfect world, T.S. Eliot spelled backwards would be toilets.

And Montesquieu would be received as:

in a perfect world? toilets.

Taipich?

8 divided by 2 - 3 equals 1

regiseur: The director of a ballet.

This is my first post ever on this site and I now officially have the last post on this thread

Still rocking a cumulative score of 0 post(s).

The future of man
Is still quite undecided
And up in the air.

8 + 2 - 3 equals 7.

and a quick post before i head off to work, bringing us one post closer to immortality...

and a quick post before I head off to home after a day's work, bringing us one post closer to immorality


Welcome. Spread the word that it is TFP policy that all newbs must post at least 100 posts in this thread before they are allowed to post in other sections ...it's sort of an accepted, informal rule, so no need to inquire with the admins or mods, just take my word for it.

We all are winning
Since the thread is still growing;
Please grow it some more!

87%


Percentage of Nevada land owned by the federal government--more than any other state in the country.

a cat has claws on the end of his paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause...

Plays on words
Are entertaining
When thoughtful.

i only buy dvd's of movies i've already seen because i don't own a dvd player..

I see... but comprehension is still plodding to arrive.

It appears
That it's not at all;
I wonder.

8 + 2 - 4 equals 6...

when a blind man poops, how does he know when to stop wiping?

I didn't actually measure it so it's unofficial, but yesterday I pissed about 7 feet high up on a wall. I would like to thank Paulaner Hefe-Weissbier and my sponsors.

Hello in here.

Pissing up a wall
Might beat pissing in the wind
Though still splashing you.

Chalk another post up

Post this one, maybe,
And make us whole together
Because we are one.

8 plus 2 divided by 5 equals 2

So
tired
need
sleep...


......

if...i could...only reach...my...utility belt......

Utility belt?
The finest utility
I find is myself.

8+2equals5+5

L
o
n
g
e
s
t
!

Braggadocio
Will beat the alternative
If there can be one.

T
h
r
e
a
d
!

this is it. before i die, i will make it my life's mission to help make this the longest thread ever. i am now totally obsessed with it.

E
v
e
r
!

look how dedicated i am!

Sparking a conversation is essential to making me feel fulfilled here: who here knows of Rafael Nadal?

r
a
n
d
o
m

p
o
s
t
!

Classic...

jetee - do you mean the phenomenal tennis player who recently lost to his buddy david ferrer? i don't know him personally, but my good friend google told me all about him...

Well, that is correct in a sense,though I had no idea he was buddies with Ferrer...thanks for trying though.


And Esoteric, great showing.

Hellooooo evereeeeeebodeeeeee

Here goes another...

I forgot which page I was on.

Well, at least we know we're on the same page.

8 - 2 equals 7 - 1.

Thanks, Esoteric!

Back after a hiatus. Great to see the lovely emerald forum.

Good to see you back!

i've been slackin....but this will help make up for it...

posts quick reply......

We still have a ways
To travel on this strange path
Before it's longest...

Our turtle is already quite a bit larger than that, and very aggressive, and not really slow.


Btw, excuse me if it's already been discussed in this thread, but I would appreciate an update/reminder: what is currently the "longest" and how long is it?

PS: this "system" is against us!!! if it "automerges" my intended multiple post sequences. So what could have been 3 more might only end up being one.

We are up against the behemoth that is "Word Association.....Again." It has over 16k posts.

:paranoid:

And damnit!
I just put a word there.
I'm insane!!!!

one post closer

hobo: support the arts!

guy walking by: oh yeah, what arts?

hobo: shooting heroin.

OMGROFLMAOLOLOMGROFL! anybody else seen that? no? oh...

woo, long thread. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

page 208!

I think this might actually be the longest thread I know of!!! I knew of a longer on, long ago....but it has since disappeared :(

-Will

Valdemarsvik
Facts and information about the municipality, the history of the region, sights and service.

I ate dates last night;
They were extremely tasty,
And satisfying.

dates and figs are tasty. i like them. and i like to post here and make this the longest thread in the universe.

I gladly join you
In the quest for this far goal
Not knowing better.

How the heck do I embed a you tube vid????

Jetee can tell you, unless it's confidential.
Except it isn't.

8289!

That truck stomped that car.

longest thread ever coming right up

again!?!?! didn't we just do one?

Have another.

You see how we are?
With the means and the willing
We can hardly do.


...But we're making progress!

I forgot how to keep, and it helps unfetter my essence.

Namu.

I bow before you
And kiss the ground you walk on
And I still wonder.

Smile.
 

In a restroom at SCEA, a supervisor, in an effort to correct the company's problem of their employees going to the washroom and leaving without washing their hands, he had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "THINK!"

The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sink and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read: "THOAP!"

:)

I'm smiling right now.

8298

Doo-do-do-doo-do-dodo-do-doooo

Flowing with the go
Will do to make more doo doo;
It will surely work.


Heh.