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ring 12-10-2007 06:18 AM

Binarian Anagram.

squeeeb 12-10-2007 06:21 AM

.me for difficult was backwards sentence this typing !morning good

BadNick 12-10-2007 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu
...Just as the glaciers increase when in equatorial regions the sun shines upon the seas...

This is one of my favorite pics:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/SunRun_.jpg

Text and pictures © 2005-2007 Guillaume Dargaud:
This image shows the trajectory of the sun on the high antarctic plateau over a 24 hour period. With a wide angle I took 24 pictures at precisely one hour interval, each time turning the camera towards the sun but keeping the horizon in the middle of the frame. Images were then assembled carefully to produce this image.

ring 12-10-2007 07:08 AM

My rockin garden 1997
 
[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/File0005.jpg[/IMG]

MexicanOnABike 12-10-2007 07:28 AM

WOW. we passed 10000 and i wasn't even there to celebrate it with you guys.

on to the next milestone! 11111 should be a popular one right? haha!
12345 has to be a cool one to catch as well.

eitherway, I just moved to a new place so the internet won't be on all the time.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-10-2007 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

This is beautiful.
A gardener and artist
have both been at work.

ring 12-10-2007 08:08 AM

The flowers and I discuss how to Paint.
Thank you!




One of my favorites.

[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0003-2.jpg[/IMG]

Ourcrazymodern? 12-10-2007 09:13 AM

She can smell it, yes,
but can she feel it, as well?
One can only hope.

squeeeb 12-10-2007 09:19 AM

and one more

almost a new page

ring 12-10-2007 09:21 AM

one oh one one OH!

BadNick 12-10-2007 11:33 AM

One owe one eleven ...but now they're even.

ring 12-10-2007 03:03 PM

YES
 
[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0002-9.jpg[/IMG]

Sun Tzu 12-10-2007 03:46 PM

What a torture are books not written in Japanese to a reader who has a THIRD ear! How indignantly he stands beside the slowly turning swamp of sounds without tune and rhythms without dance, which Gremlins call a “book"! And even the person who READS books! How lazily, how reluctantly, how badly he reads! How many Japanese know, and consider it obligatory to know, that there is ART in every good sentence—art which must be divined, if the sentence is to be understood! If there is a misunderstanding about its TEMPO, for instance, the sentence itself is misunderstood! That one must not be doubtful about the rhythm-determining syllables, that one should feel the breaking of the too-rigid symmetry as intentional and as a charm, that one should lend a fine and patient ear to every STACCATO and every RUBATO, that one should divine the sense in the sequence of the vowels and diphthongs, and how delicately and richly they can be tinted and retinted in the order of their arrangement—who among book-reading Japanese is complaisant enough to recognize such duties and requirements, and to listen to so much art and intention in language? After all, one just “has no ear for it"; and so the most marked contrasts of style are not heard, and the most delicate artistry is as it were SQUANDERED on the deaf.—These were my thoughts when I noticed how clumsily and unintuitively two masters in the art of prose- writing have been confounded: one, whose words drop down hesitatingly and coldly, as from the roof of a damp cave—he counts on their dull sound and echo; and another who manipulates his language like a flexible sword, and from his arm down into his toes feels the dangerous bliss of the quivering, over-sharp blade, which wishes to bite, hiss, and cut.

Whether stalking or dusting the outcome is the same the cheapend thought of cleaning windows!

An example:


Jetée 12-10-2007 03:51 PM

21 is mine.

Sun Tzu 12-10-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée
21 is mine.


That maybe, but suppose all unity were unity only as an organization? But the “thing” in which we believe was only invented as a foundation for the various attributes. If the thing “effects,” that means: we conceive all the other properties which are present and momentarily latent, as the cause of the emergence of one single property; i.e., we take the sum of its properties—"x"—as cause of the property “x”: which is utterly stupid and mad!

All unity is unity only as organization and co-operation—just as a human community is a unity—as opposed to an atomistic anarchy, as a pattern of domination that signifies a unity but is not a unity.


An example:


ring 12-10-2007 04:07 PM

21 is already his. His vision manifests, my fellow delicate co-creator.

This is why I do not enjoy films about the 'last surviving person on earth'

We needs people to be people.

Sun Tzu 12-10-2007 08:03 PM

21 is his correct. Walking down or up or down side by side by side perpetually the very thoughts occuring could be: In the fundamental core of your mental promotion you are correct. “In the development of thought a point had to be reached at which one realized that what one called the properties of things were sensations of the feeling subject: at this point the properties ceased to belong to the thing.” The “thing-in-itself” remained. The distinction between the thing-in-itself and the thing-for-us is based on the older, naive form of perception which granted energy to things; but analysis revealed that even force was only projected into them, and likewise—substance. “The thing affects a subject"? Root of the idea of substance in language, not in beings outside us! The thing-in-itself is no problem at all!

ring 12-10-2007 08:28 PM

Merlin, make me a cat please.
 
??

Zooksport2 12-10-2007 08:45 PM

never mind

Sun Tzu 12-10-2007 11:29 PM

Let’s think for a moment more deeply about the linguistic difference in colour, syntactic structure, and vocabulary between two cats and the spell craft process indicated on a standard bottle of Tylenol. In order to grasp the significance of this contrast, it will become crystal clear to some that between becoming cats and being a cat the orgiastic flute melodies of Dr. Suess must have rung out, music which even in the time of cat woman, in the midst of an infinitely more sophisticated music, drove people into raptures of drunken enthusiasm and with their natural effects no doubt stimulated all the poetical forms of expression of contemporaries to imitate them. In short the linguistic reality to them; domesticated cats- may have surpased the natural nature of neutered neutrals.

An example:


Zooksport2 12-11-2007 05:11 AM

215/45r17 Er300

Ourcrazymodern? 12-11-2007 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
21 is already his. His vision manifests, my fellow delicate co-creator.

This is why I do not enjoy films about the 'last surviving person on earth'

We needs people to be people.

I fell off a ledge,
and gravity was working;
working changes.

Landed on my feet,
it didn't hurt much, at first.
But it was shocking.

Tell me more...
Interpretation
will not fail.

ring 12-11-2007 06:17 AM

I'm a tad foggy and warm today, running a temp...a cold I believe.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-11-2007 06:53 AM

Fight it off!
It cannot own you.
'less you let.

ring 12-11-2007 07:00 AM

Echinacea.
no more cigarettes for me.
Thanks for the advice.

Tophat665 12-11-2007 07:36 AM

That Antarctic Sun Badnick Posted is the coolest thing I expect to see today.

Sun Tzu 12-11-2007 07:39 AM

There exists a condition in which the sense of touch is pathologically excitable and shrinks from any contact, from grasping a solid object. One should translate such a physiological habitus into its ultimate consequence—an instinctive hatred of every reality, a flight into “what cannot be grasped,” “the incomprehensible,” an aversion to every formula, to every concept of time and space, to all that is solid, custom, institution, church; a being at home in a world which is no longer in contact with any kind of reality, a merely “inner” world, a “true” world, an “eternal” world. “The kingdom of tobacco is in you.”

an example:


Esoteric 12-11-2007 08:48 AM

Just passing through.....

hello!

Jetée 12-11-2007 08:55 AM

Just fade away...

Adieu.

ring 12-11-2007 09:27 AM

[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0001-7.jpg[/IMG]

BadNick 12-11-2007 09:34 AM

cool cars:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...iceynicey3.jpg

ritzy 12-11-2007 09:58 AM

and to think i was whining about having to scrape my car this morning :eek:

Ourcrazymodern? 12-11-2007 02:50 PM

Miscellaneous
becomes what we are meaning
while meaning something.

Sun Tzu 12-11-2007 07:57 PM

Do not read this sentence.

BadNick 12-11-2007 08:21 PM

sentence? what sentence? I don't see no sentence.

NoSoup 12-11-2007 08:25 PM

Chalk another post up

BadNick 12-11-2007 08:39 PM

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/bestrack_large.jpg

Zooksport2 12-11-2007 09:13 PM

George carlin

Sun Tzu 12-11-2007 09:58 PM

Wherever the religious neurosis has appeared on the earth so far, we find it connected with three dangerous prescriptions as to regimen: solitude, fasting, and sexual abstinence—but without its being possible to determine with certainty which is cause and which is effect, or IF any relation at all of cause and effect exists there. This latter doubt is justified by the fact that one of the most regular symptoms among savage as well as among civilized peoples is the most sudden and excessive sensuality, which then with equal suddenness transforms into penitential paroxysms, world-renunciation, and will-renunciation, both symptoms perhaps explainable as disguised epilepsy? But nowhere is it MORE obligatory to put aside explanations around no other type has there grown such a mass of absurdity and superstition, no other type seems to have been more interesting to men and even to philosophers—perhaps it is time to become just a little indifferent here, to learn caution, or, better still, to look AWAY, TO GO AWAY—Yet in the background of the most recent philosophy, that of Schopenhauer, we find almost as the problem in itself, this terrible note of interrogation of the religious crisis and awakening. How is the negation of will POSSIBLE? how is the saint possible?—that seems to have been the very question with which Schopenhauer made a start and became a philosopher. And thus it was a genuine Schopenhauerian consequence, that his most convinced adherent (perhaps also his last, as far as Germany is concerned), namely, Richard Wagner, should bring his own life- work to an end just here, and should finally put that terrible and eternal type upon the stage as Kundry, type vecu, and as it loved and lived, at the very time that the mad-doctors in almost all European countries had an opportunity to study the type close at hand, wherever the religious neurosis—or as I call it, “the religious mood"—made its latest epidemical outbreak and display as the “Salvation Army"—If it be a question, however, as to what has been so extremely interesting to men of all sorts in all ages, and even to philosophers, in the whole phenomenon of the saint, it is undoubtedly the appearance of the miraculous therein—namely, the immediate SUCCESSION OF OPPOSITES, of states of the soul regarded as morally antithetical: it was believed here to be self-evident that a “bad man” was all at once turned into a “saint,” a good man. The hitherto existing psychology was wrecked at this point, is it not possible it may have happened principally because psychology had placed itself under the dominion of morals, because it BELIEVED in oppositions of moral values, and saw, read, and INTERPRETED these oppositions into the text and facts of the case? What? “Miracle” only an error of interpretation? A lack of George Carlin?

An example:




IdolGirl 12-11-2007 10:32 PM

Because the world can never have enough Monty Python...






You and your silly English...Knnnnnn-Iggits!

Zooksport2 12-12-2007 02:44 AM

he's a very naughty boy....

IdolGirl 12-12-2007 04:39 AM

maybe he needs a spankin' ....

ring 12-12-2007 05:00 AM

[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../lpo071204.gif[/IMG]

Ourcrazymodern? 12-12-2007 06:19 AM

Do you take more clues
out of your enviroment
or imagination?

Tophat665 12-12-2007 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu
Do not read this sentence.

Don't believe everything you read.

The following sentence is false.
The preceding sentance is true.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-12-2007 07:06 AM

My sentance
thus will make no sense.
But it might.

ring 12-12-2007 07:19 AM

Rev. Spooner Eats in Rancy Festaurants.

I have more.

MexicanOnABike 12-12-2007 07:35 AM

I bet you that usual people in this thread can't reach 1000 posts by jan 31st.
and the new ones can't reach 300 by the same date.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-12-2007 07:35 AM

Well, have more!
Won't you do me now?
You should. Should!

ring 12-12-2007 07:52 AM

Unintentional spoonerisms run in the family.

Once I asked my mother what was in the shoe-box,
and she replied, "oh those are just your dads new Hush-Poopie butts"

Tophat665 12-12-2007 10:26 AM

Everything Tophat665 types is a lie.

ring 12-12-2007 11:40 AM

Homogenized world
All the waves settle into,
Imaginoment.

BadNick 12-12-2007 01:29 PM

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/0...t-is-empty.gif

ring 12-12-2007 06:00 PM

[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...atringy/cp.gif[/IMG]

squeeeb 12-12-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
I bet you that usual people in this thread can't reach 1000 posts by jan 31st.
and the new ones can't reach 300 by the same date.

what's a usual person? i'm a person, usually, do i count?

ring 12-12-2007 06:41 PM

Twiddling thumbs
leave entrails
that smirk
and dangle
humming.

Sun Tzu 12-12-2007 08:28 PM

A chair
Lavender book covers
7 ball bearings
An empty bottle of vodka
Dust mites
A used tongue dispenser
Fake fossilized fish
A cowboy hat ashtray
A Back to the Future pinball machine
1 Black Cat firecracker
A used Casio keyboard with broken C# and A keys
A bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich
A velvet Elvis picture won in a carnival
A half used lighter
Sun Screen
A pickle
6 suctioned tip arrows
A pile of pigeon shit
A rubber band
2 losing scratcher lottery tickets
1 liter of rubbing alcohol
Leftover silicon from sealing a broken door panel

Zooksport2 12-12-2007 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Everything Tophat665 types is a lie.



is that true????

.

MexicanOnABike 12-12-2007 08:44 PM

no.

Zooksport2 12-13-2007 12:35 AM

NO?????

jewels 12-13-2007 04:48 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7xZFYRbea3o

Ourcrazymodern? 12-13-2007 06:36 AM

Too adorable?
What could that possibly be?
You might say "sorry"!

jewels 12-13-2007 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
You might say "sorry"!

I should be sorry you don't find babies cute and adorable? :oogle: :confused:

Tophat665 12-13-2007 06:57 AM

Couldn't possibly be. I said it after all.

Esoteric 12-13-2007 07:35 AM

Sup

ring 12-13-2007 09:14 AM

I took pictures at a car show and I know little about cars.
What is this?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0009-1.jpg

BadNick 12-13-2007 09:26 AM

^ Studebaker ...probably a 1950 Champion http://oldcarandtruckpictures.com/St...er/TheEnd.html

ring 12-13-2007 09:48 AM

ringraziamento.

Esoteric 12-13-2007 11:16 AM

:D

ring 12-13-2007 11:30 AM

that avatar needs to be on a shirt, way something green grinny.

Esoteric 12-13-2007 12:52 PM

I'd wear it, fo sho.

ring 12-13-2007 12:58 PM

I have the name of this artist written down somewhere but I cannot find it.
she is a something, from new york i think

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...batringy/g.jpg

Esoteric 12-13-2007 02:18 PM

Me likey.

ring 12-13-2007 03:19 PM

Ellen Frank
 
I found the name, here is another by her.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...thisflower.jpg


busy, busy, busy beautiful bokoninists.

Esoteric 12-14-2007 05:14 AM

:O

Ourcrazymodern? 12-14-2007 06:11 AM

Reality slipped;
Yet it was I who fell down.
Damn reality!

1x0+1=7-6

BadNick 12-14-2007 07:08 AM

Old TV 101: 77 Sunset Strip

I watched all these shows, from 1958 to 1964.

Kookie, lend me your comb
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/77_04.jpg

ring 12-14-2007 08:09 AM

cheers and greetings.

BadNick 12-14-2007 08:13 AM

and to you, too

I just heard about this so I'm using it in a couple posts here today so you're all as smart as I am:

I assume it's an effort to save on wasteful use of batteries...

Scientists create glow-in-the-dark cats
http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-983...?tag=nefd.only

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ts_270x202.jpg

ring 12-14-2007 08:22 AM

Grateful Dead cats?

creepy.

MexicanOnABike 12-14-2007 08:26 AM

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Esoteric 12-14-2007 08:41 AM

Wee

ring 12-14-2007 11:07 AM

more pretties
 
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ile0001-45.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 12-14-2007 11:08 AM

No, I won't!
I did it before,
not again.

10184...

ring 12-14-2007 11:09 AM

oopsie doodles!

Esoteric 12-14-2007 11:30 AM

Zzzzz

Jetée 12-14-2007 12:04 PM

I forgot what to add, since I had a thought, it died, as the thread, too...

Esoteric 12-14-2007 12:21 PM

-_-

Jetée 12-14-2007 12:40 PM

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...ostawesome.jpg

Tophat665 12-14-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
Old TV 101: 77 Sunset Strip

I watched all these shows, from 1958 to 1964.

Kookie, lend me your comb
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/77_04.jpg

He's the ginchiest!

ring 12-14-2007 12:45 PM

uh oh
 
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ile0001-47.jpg

Esoteric 12-14-2007 01:07 PM

Hi

Jetée 12-14-2007 01:21 PM

Hi

BadNick 12-14-2007 02:07 PM

if you drink Rolling Rock or Heineken ...or other beverage of your choice in a green bottle... and you celebrate this joyous season, consider this

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ngrockXmas.jpg

MexicanOnABike 12-14-2007 02:16 PM

awesome xmas treee!!!!!!!

Zooksport2 12-14-2007 02:33 PM

Oh crap

ring 12-14-2007 02:40 PM

I would not
but I thought about,
Disposals.

BadNick 12-14-2007 07:23 PM

I don't make this up, I just find it:

Disposable swimsuits…sounds pretty gross when you first hear it, but if you think about it they are pretty darn smart. For only $10 you or your unexpected pool guests can have a bikini that lasts 1-4 uses. An excellent staple for sleazy dudes with hot tubs attempting to lure the local hot chicks into the water now when the ladies say “Well I don’t have a bathing suit” you can look like the hero (albeit a creepy hero) . Of course this may stop any prospects for skinny dipping but seriously like that was going to happen anyway.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lebikini10.jpg

Jetée 12-14-2007 07:44 PM

It seems to have quieted down a bit.

MexicanOnABike 12-14-2007 08:16 PM

no., still here.


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