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MexicanOnABike 11-12-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Hey, has anyone seen MexicanOnABike???????????????????????

I'm getting reeeeaaalllly worried.....


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[START CONVERSATION]
This is an automated message [.] please do not fear[,] I am now dead and out of this solid world[.] We are now simply energy floating in this digital world[.]

[join us or be assimilated] [resistance is futile! you mortal bodies can not survive much longer] [END CONVERSATION]

Tophat665 11-12-2007 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
[START CONVERSATION]
This is an automated message [.] please do not fear[,] I am now dead and out of this solid world[.] We are now simply energy floating in this digital world[.]

[join us or be assimilated] [resistance is futile! you mortal bodies can not survive much longer] [END CONVERSATION]

I am Dyslexic of Borg.
You will be asslaminated! Fusistance is Retile!

ring 11-12-2007 09:39 AM

you will be assbored.

Tophat665 11-12-2007 10:50 AM

Set killers to phase.

Jetée 11-12-2007 11:57 AM

93 0 five

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/3...511bd198_o.jpg



“I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.”

ring 11-12-2007 12:07 PM

I loved the pictures of the floating things that reminded me a bit of Hershey's kisses.
I want to swim with them.
At night would be all reflecty perfect.

Tophat665 11-12-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée
93 0 five“I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.”

Let's not get off on a tangent here. Not that I would terribly mind seeing those legs at a 90 degree angle.

Jetée 11-12-2007 12:15 PM

Very impressive, Tophat. :D

ring 11-12-2007 12:38 PM

I need a loan..who will cosine?

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 01:10 PM

volvo

Jetée 11-12-2007 01:32 PM

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

ring 11-12-2007 01:49 PM

I find the sound of church bells apealling.

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:12 PM

When will Sharon come back to us?

Esoteric 11-12-2007 02:14 PM

WRU Sharon?

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:26 PM

Panetierre?

Esoteric 11-12-2007 02:32 PM

Hayden is hot...and legal.

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:36 PM

But did I spell it right? :surprised:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1187/...d06e0447_o.jpg

Esoteric 11-12-2007 02:42 PM

No clue, but damn.

Just give me 24 hours with her.

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:53 PM

I tried for a hat trick... I fell on my ass.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-12-2007 03:56 PM

Good god, I love you.
What progress comes from within,
And effervesces!

MexicanOnABike 11-12-2007 05:20 PM

http://donsdepot.donrossgroup.net/dr0106/li9321.jpg

Jetée 11-12-2007 06:14 PM

New Page, and less than a thousand to overcome.

BadNick 11-12-2007 06:20 PM

http://www.summitpacificinc.com/HBR93234/F9323.GIF

Hanalei Bay Resort 9323: This fabulous condo is a 1-bedroom, 1-bath suite with an upstairs sleeping loft. The unit has been substantially upgraded with fine porcelain tile floors throughout, granite countertops in the kitchen and bathrooms, and one of the most spectacular views in Kauai. The kitchen is equipped with everything necessary to exercise your culinary talents when you're not visiting any of the nearby restaurants. The condo is spacious and tastefully decorated. The master bedroom has a comfortable king-size bed and its own 32" TV with DVD and VCR. The loft upstairs has 2 double beds making it possible to sleep up to 6 guests. There is a washer and dryer inside and the unit.

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 07:00 PM

drivers

Tophat665 11-12-2007 07:43 PM

Two Inuit were out in their skin boat looking for a bit of seal for the table, and it got a bit chillier than they liked. So they stacked driftwood in the boat and lit it on fire, whereupon it burned to the waterline, sank, and drowned them both, proving you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 08:38 PM

cannot

Jetée 11-12-2007 09:27 PM

I am guessing this is post #9311...

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 10:00 PM

simply can not...

Jetée 11-12-2007 10:07 PM

Believe how fast we are rolling along?

Are we to 94hundred yet?

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 11:33 PM

definately, cannot....

Jetée 11-12-2007 11:39 PM

Definitive recollection?

Zooksport2 11-13-2007 12:39 AM

well, most of them, anyways.....,

Tophat665 11-13-2007 04:38 AM

I have nothing interesting to say this morning

Ourcrazymodern? 11-13-2007 06:08 AM

Very soon,
association
might wonder.

BadNick 11-13-2007 08:46 AM

that association made me wonder about this report from July 2000:

July 10 -- Wonder Bread hierarchy too white, suit charges. What more symbolically fraught company to get sued on race discrimination charges than Wonder Bread? Bay Area politician/attorney Angela Alioto, representing 21 black workers at Interstate Brands' San Francisco bakery, thinks $260 million an appropriate amount to ask for failure to promote and other sins; the trial began May 24. A feud has also developed between Alioto and co-counsel Waukeen McCoy, with Alioto accusing McCoy of swiping three of her clients. (Dennis J. Opatrny, "Wonder Bread Race Discrimination Trial Opens in S.F.", The Recorder/CalLaw, May 30; Alioto website). Update: jury awarded $11 million in compensatory and $121 million in punitive damages (see Aug. 4).

Ourcrazymodern? 11-13-2007 10:43 AM

Why does up point right?
Lying on my back, it still does.
Something is wrong here.

Or it could be right.
What the hell do I know, right?
Hysteria comes.

ring 11-13-2007 01:21 PM

Priapism?

Jetée 11-13-2007 02:39 PM

I am a disgrace to role-playing and acting out of my character. :sad:


It does not befit me or those aound me in any way to set up a false identity for laughs, since it becomes that much harder to convey my intentions when they are based on lies.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-13-2007 04:09 PM

9 = 3 x 3 = 9

Tophat665 11-13-2007 04:13 PM

Basset hounds got long ears

Jetée 11-13-2007 04:14 PM

Ou anniversary is but a month away!

Let's reel in the posts.

9 thousand three 41.

ring 11-13-2007 04:43 PM

My stomache feels all woobly.

did I do something terribly wrong?

I am crying right now.

I didn't know that there were specific rules to this thread.

Someones agenda seems very important to them.

words like sullied, keeping the threads purity,

and a general admonishmentfor participating in the "travesty" as that 'word association' thread.

I read at the beginning that we could post any nonsense we wanted.

I am still crying... big fonts mean shouting and strong feelings.

WTF?

Jetée 11-13-2007 05:05 PM

I meant no offense, just let out random words and thoughts(is this really how you spell "thoughts")... :(

I'm sorry, I felt to become the bad guy for some unknown reason. Go ahead and contribute to any thread, forum, and post you are inclined to; want a bigger bunny?

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...unny2Tiger.jpg

ring 11-13-2007 05:34 PM

I want a chihuahua yorkshire terrier mix.

they look like little foxes.

Jetée 11-13-2007 05:38 PM

That's an idea and a half. This thread was made not only to be the longest, but the most diverse, and therefore fun. :D

It combines all the games, and add in some delayed chatting, even relevant topics are discussed now and again.

My effort now: ask for soething, and I'll see if I can find it for you(or at least a picture of it).

for the fabulous newcomer ring:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/...14abca93f0.jpg

ring 11-13-2007 05:51 PM

Koko the gorilla signing kisses, please.

thank you for your time and kindness.

Jetée 11-13-2007 05:54 PM

Koko the Gorilla signing "love" (close enough?)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/...7282881705.jpg

ring 11-13-2007 06:04 PM

thank you, yes.

Jetée 11-13-2007 06:29 PM

Another post to make the world go 'round.

ring 11-13-2007 06:51 PM

Today I found large Shaggy Mane mushrooms in their prime.

A basketful. I cooked and froze most of them.

I took some good photographs of them first.

I love mushrooms.

BadNick 11-13-2007 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Priapism?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
My stomache feels all woobly.
did I do something terribly wrong?
I am crying right now.
I didn't know that there were specific rules to this thread.
Someones agenda seems very important to them.
words like sullied, keeping the threads purity,
and a general admonishmentfor participating in the "travesty" as that 'word association' thread.
I read at the beginning that we could post any nonsense we wanted.
I am still crying... big fonts mean shouting and strong feelings.
WTF?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Today I found large Shaggy Mane mushrooms in their prime.
A basketful. I cooked and froze most of them.
I took some good photographs of them first.
I love mushrooms.


I worried about you for a few posts
I thought maybe you OD'd
first I thought on Viagra
then I thought mushrooms
Maybe you just needed a kind word from Jetee.

MexicanOnABike 11-13-2007 07:34 PM

awesome tiger rabbit mix!

ring 11-13-2007 07:48 PM

BadNick..thanks for the laughs coached with concern.

The only thing I might of overdosed on was case of self-absorbtion.

Putting those posts together does look a bit odd.

Jetee was most gracious.

Zooksport2 11-13-2007 07:50 PM

Nope, I change my mind... ,ALL!

Jetée 11-13-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Nope, I change my mind... ,ALL!

Or we talking volleyball here? :oogle:

Zooksport2 11-13-2007 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée
Or we talking volleyball here? :oogle:


Volleyball???? whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis...

Jetée 11-13-2007 09:19 PM

Volleyball
 
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/...4d0d3899_b.jpg

BadNick 11-14-2007 05:18 AM

I always enjoyed playing volleyball ...and watching it, too.

In case I get incarcerated, is this life in the slammer?
http://www.armchairempire.com/images...lleyball-1.jpg

Team comraderie is important
http://diggsc.typepad.com/4_mile_cre...b118-thumb.jpg

Prime athleticism plus good looks too
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/sioncampu...olleyball2.jpg

Zooksport2 11-14-2007 06:13 AM

Where was I....

Oh yes. Volvo drivers....

Jetée 11-14-2007 06:22 AM

Cannot delegate, or something to that effect?


Most disjointed was my comprehension in that regard, if at all.

Tophat665 11-14-2007 06:40 AM

Tweak, Oddment, Absquatulate

BadNick 11-14-2007 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Where was I....

Oh yes. Volvo drivers....

740 wagon with twin turbo LS1?


Ourcrazymodern? 11-14-2007 07:01 AM

What miracles are
in what I haven't read yet?
You guys are rocking!

Jetée 11-14-2007 07:05 AM

I need to count them
those there syllables in it
with my five fingers

-Haiku


Tiring work
Indeed it is so
I digress

-Tanka

BadNick 11-14-2007 07:41 AM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6170827145.jpg

interesting snow painting

Jetée 11-14-2007 08:26 AM

Alexander the Great

Ourcrazymodern? 11-14-2007 09:38 AM

The bluest angels
tried to bless my blue balls
last night, but they failed.

(Okay you must hurry through that one.)

BadNick 11-14-2007 09:43 AM

or Alexander the Average

http://alexandertheaverage.blogspot.com/

...but it doesn't seem like it's for me, I think it's mostly military related commentary.

ring 11-14-2007 03:55 PM

A Brandy Alexander would compliment my evening meal.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-14-2007 06:30 PM

Can you,
Do you see?
You can.

9370

ring 11-14-2007 06:53 PM

I don't know me yet.
The manual is missing.
Yes I will wing it.

squeeeb 11-14-2007 07:12 PM

post

ring 11-14-2007 07:46 PM

bail.. bail..bail..! I don't care if your arms are tired, bail !

Aye Captain.. I'm givin her all I got.. She can't takes no more, she's gonna
blow.

Zooksport2 11-14-2007 08:27 PM

the moment has passed .......

ring 11-14-2007 08:55 PM

The idle spectre
sits for decoration,

Plotting boredoms immortal rape.

Weeping the salt that stings his bloodless wound,

Wiping away tears from blinded eyes,

Twiddling thumbs
leave entrails
that smirk
and dangle
humming.

BadNick 11-15-2007 07:03 AM

damn, some of you folks are poets and I know it's

Esoteric 11-15-2007 07:47 AM

HAY GUYZ

Tophat665 11-15-2007 08:05 AM

Someone has made off with my gumption this morning. Guess I need to eat my Wheaties.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-15-2007 08:18 AM

Please consider this:
The point of more posts is
making many posts.

Esoteric 11-15-2007 08:29 AM

Indeed

MexicanOnABike 11-15-2007 09:15 AM

wow. this conversation is really boring dudes! start saying fun stuff!! or more pictures of cool or hot stuff. ;)

ring 11-15-2007 12:26 PM

I'm watching an ant.
shiny black hard thorax.
six legs tickle me.

Esoteric 11-15-2007 01:08 PM

It's raining.

ring 11-15-2007 01:11 PM

The sun is out.

whispy clouds...37 degrees whatever the abbreviation for Farenheit is.

Esoteric 11-15-2007 01:14 PM

It stopped raining. Lasted about 5 minutes.

BadNick 11-15-2007 01:34 PM

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/1...literation.gif

ring 11-15-2007 01:44 PM

Happy happy good good dance dance laugh laugh.

Tophat665 11-15-2007 04:09 PM

A little alliteration lasts a long while.
http://www.lehrerfreund.de/medien/de...n-kingkahn.jpg

ring 11-15-2007 04:34 PM

Oh I must of done something good to land in the land of literates, literally.

MexicanOnABike 11-15-2007 06:34 PM

post 10000 by xmas ppl!!

BadNick 11-15-2007 08:07 PM

it's the thought that counts
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...t/herpes-1.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 11-16-2007 06:18 AM

It's the thought that counts,
and its many intentions.
They are making us.

Esoteric 11-16-2007 06:21 AM

Lol!

Ourcrazymodern? 11-16-2007 06:40 AM

9394

ring 11-16-2007 09:05 AM

I love to bake brownies and then eat all the nice crunchy chewy edge pieces first.

BadNick 11-16-2007 01:14 PM

hmmmmm yum, crunchy chewy edges are my favorite
http://www.cookiemadness.net/neatlywrappednapkin.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...b3e3b2e219.jpg
http://seattlebonvivant.typepad.com/...des_halles.jpg
http://threedogkitchen.files.wordpre...08/brownie.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...CY_SCLZZZZ.jpg

ring 11-16-2007 01:18 PM

That bra is not from K-mart.

Fine Art meets Function.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-16-2007 04:29 PM

I'm drooling again:
Is there sexy without food?
You're freaking me out.

9398

Zooksport2 11-16-2007 06:25 PM

that fucking cat's back

MexicanOnABike 11-16-2007 07:57 PM

don't go in there... .it's not good.


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