Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Good effort, maestro. :)

Guess who jumped from seventh place up to second all of a sudden? :D

Very humorous situation entirely.

Me be smirking.

You earned those stripes.

160 in a row. Just a start.

Bah, in a short two years we will have already broken 20,000!!!!!

If nobody catches on, that is... :paranoid:

supercalifragilisticexpelaidocious.

The time is now.

I have only posted here for days now other than the music.

I live here, my sleeping bag is in the corner with my books, candles,

and power bars.

Amazing, folks and fliers! We have officially K.O.'d Moe's Tavern this evening. It is now our sole and illustrious goal to topple the mammoth that is:

(ominous) Word Association




EdIT:

MexicanOnABike 1,310
Jetée 1,300
CSflim 1,156
skier 1,118
Zooksport2 835
Ourcrazymodern? 796
NoSoup 701
biznatch 359
Esoteric 311
Sharon 193

My aged mother brought me some sedatives,

I will be able to sleep more than 2 hours tonight.

So you can conduct,
but they will surely catch on; can you also sing?

We might have to make them up,

at the end of the run,

like snow days.

Can i have a go??????????????????????

*awaking from torpor*

hey, are we there yet? no? damn, ok, well, now we are one closer....

damn Jetee, you did good. Look at the maestro go!

Grains of sand
nestled together,
some sparkle.

only 167 more to go and we can have a big ten grand party at my house!

166 Luft Balloons.

Again one closer to victory...

This is 20 more than one gross left to go.

!!!

Sometimes the whole beach
looks like a big bed of gems,
even if it's pebbles.

all the stars
glow with the same light,
different.

Supposing, then, that in the glowing of the stars, the future, some trait suggests the question whether they must not perhaps be skeptics in the last-mentioned sense, something in them would only be designated thereby—and not they themselves. With equal right they might call themselves critics, and assuredly they will be men of experiments. By the name with which I ventured to baptize them, I have already expressly emphasized their attempting and their love of attempting is this because, as critics in body and soul, they will love to make use of experiments in a new, and perhaps wider and more dangerous sense? In their passion for knowledge, will they have to go further in daring and painful attempts than the sensitive and pampered taste of a democratic century can approve of?—There is no doubt these coming ones will be least able to dispense with the serious and not unscrupulous qualities which distinguish the critic from the skeptic I mean the certainty as to standards of worth, the conscious employment of a unity of method, the wary courage, the standing-alone, and the capacity for self-responsibility, indeed, they will avow among themselves a DELIGHT in denial and dissection, and a certain considerate cruelty, which knows how to handle the knife surely and deftly, even when the heart bleeds They will be STERNER (and perhaps not always towards themselves only) than humane people may desire, they will not deal with the "truth” in order that it may “please” them, or “elevate” and "inspire” them—they will rather have little faith in “TRUTH" bringing with it such revels for the feelings.

I would never put a cat in the clothes dryer like my cousin did.

Ever since I was a little kid and first saw it, I really like this 1 luft balloon

http://www.redballoon.net/redball.gif

I used to have the book as a child.

My father had a 1969 XKE Jag in 1971, maroon hard-top,
it was originally yellow, but he had it painted.

I just looked at it the other day again in our home movies.
I recently put the old crumbling Super 8 film on VHS

I miss that car, never got to drive it, but when I was 11, dad took us out
to "fly low" as he called it.

Thanks for the picture, good memories.

In the dark... 9843.


Preparations are being made...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/47...eba0ecc2_b.jpg

That mountain range looks familiar.

jet: you're just gonna quit when you reach #1 of posting rank in this thread right?

This is an infinite game,
to no end and back again.

Etch-A-Sketch Instruction Manual

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

or bake it.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Kris Angel hides in shame.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

I am too lazy to type the REALLY good joke that follows that one.

This is funny, Tanx.

The idle spectre
sits for decoration,

Plotting boredoms immortal rape.

Weeping the salt that stings his bloodless wound,
Wiping away tears from eyes so blind.

Twiddling thumbs
leave entrails
that smirk
and dangle
humming.

Ring 1982

Hi everyone...

Bored so I thought I'd my two cents in here... well not really these days I've been getting change back

I am reminded of dependent co-origination.

I wanna see a tit......

Hi Zooksport2

Whats Up?

Zooksport2....

Give me a couple of drinks and I'll flash my tits!

Have a martini. :)

http://media.superb.gr/images/woman/...artini_dry.jpg

I want to see the naked lemon.

deal!

here ya go....
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...790/563086.JPG




Hey, ring
hello to you, also
.

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Jezzabelle,
we hope you oscillate your tit a lot. Thank you.

I haven't the slightest of inclinations to post anything of value.

So bored and tired..

shakes the scetch...

Let us go as far Systray as we need to,
nothing is Frsirtn...dang, I cannot spell very well today.

Cleaning the house to raucous music....

Just keepin it real.

Boredom is a vileness, I truly have empathy.

You can all merge me to forever I don't care,

All is dust in the end, tracks covering tracks, maybe someday I will be a fossil in some boys pocket, or a gentle memory of someone I smiled at and have long forgotten.

Does the leaf know it is part of the tree?

9869 over and under the spell of connectedness...

I am so appreciative...

I weep.

Despot you.

I am a benevolent and enlightened form of absolutism.

I have not felt the touch of a caress for so long now,

forgive me if I have transgressed into a withered physical realm,

casting the shadows of pity wrought of my own wailings.

I seek the connection that binds atoms to Adam,

Eve and twilight.


Ring- Copyright 4276 M.D.

random post, and i agree, show me some boobies! :hyper:

I forgot about this smiley. :hyper:

Numa Numa Lamb Chop.

I am so new to all things internet.

Show me how to imbed, urls, http, jpg.

I am humble enough to ask.

I learn new things fast enough to startle my own self.

if god didn't want us to hunt pinatas, he wouldn't have given us opposing thumbs and a sugar addiction....

Aloha ha ha haha,

Buenos noches from my lat. and lon.

Diaz, tardes,

Amo amas amat.

Italia est un insula.

so sleeepy!

Eye lids are heavy
beta waves are friends who guide,
float into a dream.

9879... 121 left!

The Genteel Set

Lord and Lady Bottomly were invited to weekend at the country estate of their friend, Lord Drippingtool.

In true Edwardian tradition, it was 48 hours of high-toned drunkenness and debauchery. Many a husband was cuckolded, many a maiden deflowered, rich food was consumed, and rich gossip exchanged.

As they bade their goodbyes, Lord Bottomly addressed his host in his most uppercrust British accent, "Thank you so very much, Lord Drippingtool. The food was excellent, the wine superb, the hunting fantastic, and, by the way, your wife is absolutely terrific in the hay."

As they sat together in their compartment on the train back to London, an outraged Lady Bottomly said, "Darling, you ate that man's food and drank his wine and you actually had the affrontery to say that his wife was good in bed?"

"Well," replied Lord Bottomly, "she wasn't, actually. But what could I say?"

Maybe he was right,
because frippery exists.
Maybe he was wrong.

What wonderful growth
Keeps occurring without me...
In this cave, tinfoil?

I am awake and waiting for the tea to steep.

I'm going to bed,
having worked a long night shift,
and waiting for sleep.

How many surrealists does it take, to decorate a cake?

Not a single one!
The cakes are decorated,
and they're delicious.

I baked the squash whole, this morning.

So much easier to cut it when its soft,

And I do believe that cooking it with the seeds inside gave it an even nuttier flavor.

I am trying to figure out this new scanner,
so I can share some of my photography with you all.
I am a dinosaur.

Excuse me.
I need more olives,
and a brain.

(I can't seem to sleep,
so I'm going to Rainbow,
in search of a brain.)

((Probably
I will only get
some olives))

I also love olives ...and good olive oil which I pour on almost everything. Talk about olives, my recent return to straight up gin martinnis after years of plying thru vodkas was spurred by tasting Hendrick's gin for the first time a few weeks ago, my sister-in-law turned me on to it. It's pretty good stuff, good flavor, and since I like veggies I even went for the trendy thin sliver of cucumber in the glass, which gives a nice fresh little taste at the end. So my project over the coming holidays is to taste test all gins that I've never tasted.

Juniper berries are an interesting color.

women..... you buy em a drink...... then nuthin'. bah, humbug...

My deepest condolences,

A for effort.

Wow did they screw up, you are supposed to draw the lines around the poor dead thing.

Wish I had a pillowcase or a shovel, let us hasten to the next page please.

Nice

Maybe I should change my signature.

The entire manuscript of War and Peace would be too annoying though.


where am I @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@?

When I was married to my stingy Ex and the urge to paint was a happening,
It forced me to find all sorts of different mediums to play with, Nail Polish,
Ketchup,used Tea Bags, Beet Juice.....

He actually did me a favor by his flat refusal to fund the arts.

I thank him for giving me a tool to expand.

Just like TFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomorrow will be nice. i hope.

tomorrow is always nice. i'm sure.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...EIMG_9896E.jpg

Exquisitness abounds
Give and take is a pleasure,
easy to be found.

it's late, yet i feel the need to post one more post before i go to sleep

I would like to make a donation to this wonderful place Of TFP,
but my credit is so wanky I cannot even get a checking account.

Where can I send cash or a reasonable facsimilie of?

I'm serious.