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BadNick 07-03-2008 05:23 PM

blue flame?

ring 07-03-2008 05:27 PM

Old-fashioned air freshener.
My grandparents always kept matches on the back of the water-closet.

jewels 07-03-2008 05:44 PM

What, no Bosco?

ring 07-03-2008 06:22 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...a_radner71.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2008 08:59 PM

"...the way I love you, baby, is a cryin' shame..."

ring 07-04-2008 05:44 AM

Good morning, sunshines.

BadNick 07-04-2008 08:01 AM

We're looking forward to seeing a nice fireworks display tonight...I hope the weather cooperates, it's somewhat overcast now with an occasional drizzle.

ring 07-04-2008 08:11 AM

All clear here,
Madison, Wi puts on a spectacular show...it even looks great on T.V.
I think I will watch that tonight...the crowd of hundreds of
thousands is daunting.

I bought two boxes of sparklers..they are fun to watch
while wearing fireworks glasses...

Yey! for prismatics!

BadNick 07-04-2008 11:59 AM

After they cordoned off the playground to separate the audience area from the fireworks setup/launching areas, we plopped our blankets front row center; we'll go back there about 8pm to listen to the live bands, socialize and play around until the show starts. That's a traditional thing I've been doing for almost 30 years, along with many others...by the time I staked down my blankets there were only a few front row spots left. So we'll have a very good view of the nice fireworks show in our little town. They give away an American flag prize to the spectator who came from farthest away.

jewels 07-04-2008 12:40 PM

I was going to drive over to the beach to watch fireworks, but I did a ton of digging and planting and then mowed my entire front lawn. Even after a shower and about a gallon of water, I'm dead. *passes out temporarily*

ring 07-04-2008 01:45 PM

Hot springs smell like sulphur.
Cold springs are better than caffeine.

BadNick 07-04-2008 08:43 PM

Ahhh, fireworks smell like sulphur, too. The fireworks here were great...right in front of your face so it could hardly have been any closer. It drizzled the whole time but it felt nice just sitting there getting wet in the warm air and seeing the rockets red glare, and green and white and blue. They gave the flag to somebody from Australia.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-04-2008 08:50 PM

I daresay millions
of dollars blew up the sky
at Lake Kampeska.

-14÷7=1-3

jewels 07-05-2008 03:27 AM

Fireworks shmireworks.

BadNick 07-05-2008 08:25 AM

I had a hot corned beef sandwich on rye for breakfast.

coldhands 07-05-2008 08:27 AM

roll away the dew, man

ring 07-05-2008 09:26 AM

Achoo! times..I lost count.
I covered my mouth. You guys can't catch this type
of virus over the net.

..:sad: ......
It's so beautiful outside today...hope you all are having a great weekend.

jewels 07-05-2008 11:04 AM

Yes, it's gawgeous here, too.

The kitties make me sneeze like crazy. Sometimes.

Esoteric 07-05-2008 11:48 AM

Skeet skeet.

ring 07-05-2008 12:05 PM

I'm only bustin' open a new box of Kleenex...

I feel maudlin and selfish.
Entertain me!

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 12:33 PM

The wind blows,
the thunder sounding,
the waves roll.

Yet still there's
someone out there ski-boarding:
Can they be thinking?

I'm calling 911,

or 14+7=21.

ring 07-05-2008 12:35 PM

I've seen rabid golfers putting under similar circumstances.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 01:05 PM

I have never seen
any real rabid golfers
except for Tiger.

My belief is that
if you catch the right disease
you might just succeed.

I might've misspoke
or intentionally lied,
but probably not.

ring 07-05-2008 01:08 PM

Why do I feel like a failure cuz I'm sick?

Prince has been most attentive.

He licks my hand to heal me.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 01:55 PM

Your dog can produce
the most positive feelings
you're likely to know.

Except, I love you.
The dog knows breads buttering,
emotions, no better.

You know me.

14725.

ring 07-05-2008 02:02 PM

It's plain on my face what I want,
I stare out the window like a dog.

If you wish for something hard enough:
you get a headache,
and go curl up by the fire.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 02:08 PM

If feeling our needs
is like looking out windows,
it's an act of war.

You know I need you,
as by now you know my wonts:
Here I come again.

14727

ring 07-05-2008 02:14 PM

Naked I stand here.
The clearest view of my heart,
stripped of all pretense.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 04:52 PM

If I had you here,
we would lay on the beach, dear,
and snuggle awhile.

(14-7)+2=9

genuinegirly 07-05-2008 06:36 PM

One four seven three zero
Has anyone seen my Hero?

BadNick 07-05-2008 09:06 PM

one four seven three one
where is my hon?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 09:56 PM

I live in myself,
standoffish as you have known,
yet I will eat fish.

Beloved!

jewels 07-06-2008 02:28 AM

One four seven thirty three, it's only me.

ottopilot 07-06-2008 06:57 AM

Saved by Zero
The Fixx

Maybe, someday
Saved by zero
I'll be more together
stretched by fewer
Thoughts that leave me
Chasing utter
My dreams disown me
Loaded with danger
Maybe I'll win
Saved by Zero
Holding onto
Wends that teach me
I will conquer
Space around me
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero

ring 07-06-2008 08:08 AM

Okay my temp is below 101 now...
testing testing testing.

It might be safe to post,
maybe.

BadNick 07-06-2008 02:46 PM

one four seven three six
ring is no longer sicks

genuinegirly 07-06-2008 02:52 PM

One four seven three seven
BadNick's wave reminds me of heaven.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-06-2008 03:01 PM

I don't have nothing:
I have the faith that's healing.
It's what you believe.

14738, & a horsecock nearby. I may not be ready...

genuinegirly 07-06-2008 03:04 PM

One four seven three nine
ourcrazymodern? will do just fine

Ourcrazymodern? 07-06-2008 03:12 PM

14740.

If I knew
what anything meant,
I would kneel.

jewels 07-07-2008 02:12 AM

A palindrome for me? 14741 :thumbsup:

ottopilot 07-07-2008 09:02 AM

I need 33 1/3 billion dollars for my unhappy canon ball project.

BadNick 07-07-2008 09:46 AM

checks in the mail, ottopilot

ring 07-07-2008 09:51 AM

post haste

coldhands 07-07-2008 10:53 AM

potty training sucks

ring 07-07-2008 10:59 AM

Don't worry, you won't fall in.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-07-2008 01:57 PM

Just be sure
you're doing it right
or suffer.

Well, in theory...

1x47=47

ring 07-07-2008 02:01 PM

Sometimes I knead what I need....

jewels 07-07-2008 02:51 PM

I never kneaded in the potty.

ring 07-07-2008 03:34 PM

14750

I'm still thinking...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-07-2008 03:46 PM

No need to digress.
Note to self "Stay focused!"
Note from self "You won't!"

1-(4-7)=5-1

ring 07-07-2008 03:47 PM

I miss you.

uncle phil 07-07-2008 03:50 PM

/me looks for the room...

ring 07-07-2008 04:06 PM

How 'bout a nice island?

uncle phil 07-07-2008 04:10 PM

ring, the only reason i post the "room" thing is because of a couple people who who "live" in this thread...

ring 07-07-2008 04:18 PM

Subtle we are not,
we know,
but oh so alive.

genuinegirly 07-07-2008 05:23 PM

One four seven five seven
does anyone know double-o Kevin?


ring 07-07-2008 07:04 PM

Hot dogs remind me of Stanley Steamers.

jewels 07-08-2008 03:55 AM

Steamed hot dogs.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-08-2008 05:07 AM

"Living" in this thread
has enabled enjoyment
of steamy hotdogs.

(I realice that's a stretch. -Ooh, do it again!)

14760

ring 07-08-2008 05:15 AM

14-7-6 = 1

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

BadNick 07-08-2008 05:45 AM

14 - 7 - 6 - 2 = -1 ...which corresponds to me wanting to eat another grilled hot dog today...actually two but that wouldn't make numerical sense.

But on Sunday I drove over to Johnnie's Dog House and had two "Michigan-style chili dogs"...Yellow Mustard, Chili & Chopped Onions, and shared a cheese fries with my boy who had a plain chili dog. I love their policy of "free bottle of Rolling Rock beer for the asking after 4:30pm".

If I may be long again, I'll add their other dog selections:

Let us know if you want your HOT DOG served as 100% Beef, Veggie, or Turkey

ring dog (officially at Johnnie's it's called a Wisconsin Dog)
American & Cheddar Cheeses

The New York Style Classic
Spicy Brown Mustard & Sauerkraut or Red Spicy Onion Sauce

Michigan Style Chili Dog
Yellow Mustard, Chili & Chopped Onions

Boston Back Bay Beanie Weenie
Baked Beans & Chopped Onions

Tijuana Dog
Jalapeno Peppers, Sport Peppers, Chopped Onions with Mouth Burning HOT sauces

State Fair Corn Dog
Coated in Corn Batter & Deep Fried

Texas Tommy
Hot Dog wrapped in Bacon, Deep Fried & Topped with Cheese

Texas Dog
Chili, Jalapeno Peppers, Bacon & Chopped Onions

Texas Ranger
Bacon, BBQ Sauce & Grilled Onions

Baltimore’s Best
Coleslaw & Bacon

South Philly Dog
Grilled Onions & Cheese

Southern Comfort Dog
Chili & Coleslaw

The Jersey Style Dog
Grilled Potatoes, Peppers & Onions

Chicago Style Dog
Yellow Mustard, Relish, Chopped Onions, Tomatoes, Sport Peppers, Dill Pickle & a Shake of Celery Salt


All Fried Products are Cooked in Peanut Oil

ottopilot 07-08-2008 06:42 AM

don't forget astrocloud's wiener.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-08-2008 07:01 AM

Heh-since he posted the tombstone, I've been Resting In Peace about that..

But still curious:
Would you get or find me wrong?
It's surely happened..

(1-(4+7))+6=-4

(Malicious parentheses)

ring 07-08-2008 07:32 AM

Adequately marbled.

genuinegirly 07-08-2008 09:25 AM

One four seven six six
Hoping someone knows how to fix this

BadNick 07-08-2008 10:39 AM

one four seven six seven
I will fix it like it was made in heaven

ring 07-08-2008 10:44 AM

I have the song about spurs jingle jangle jingling, jangling in my brain.
Who sang that?

ottopilot 07-08-2008 11:09 AM



A Gene Autry tune

ring 07-08-2008 11:15 AM

Ah yes...

Thank you.

I think I would watch more television,
if it was only available in shades of gray.

ottopilot 07-08-2008 11:17 AM

I watch everything in 3D.

ring 07-08-2008 11:23 AM

I like to light my cigarrette while wearing prismatic lenses.

genuinegirly 07-08-2008 01:01 PM

One four seven seven three
ever want to experience a spree?

ring 07-08-2008 01:02 PM

I remember a candy named Spree.

genuinegirly 07-08-2008 01:17 PM

One four seven seven five
Goodness, it's still alive.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...A280_SH20_.jpg

ring 07-08-2008 01:19 PM

one four seven seven six
I also remember Pixie Stix.

genuinegirly 07-08-2008 01:21 PM

One four seven seven seven
You'd think these boys were in heaven

http://www.oldtimeconfections.com/Co...ant%20size.JPG

ring 07-08-2008 01:24 PM

one four seven seven eight
shiny sparkling attractive bait.

genuinegirly 07-08-2008 01:26 PM

One four seven seven nine
someone throw the line

http://www.landbigfish.com/images/st...-BladeBait.jpg

ottopilot 07-08-2008 02:07 PM

one, four, seven, eighty
here's a really disturbing scene with Ned Beatty


Ourcrazymodern? 07-08-2008 03:33 PM

14-7=8-1

Without reminders
what is it about children that tells us we are?

ring 07-08-2008 03:53 PM

oops.

BadNick 07-08-2008 06:13 PM

One fourseven ate three ...probably because it was hungry.

genuinegirly 07-08-2008 10:14 PM

One four seven eight four
Silly me, walking out the door

Milkyway 07-08-2008 10:55 PM

Fourteen seven eighty five
I'm typing here to keep it alive

jewels 07-09-2008 03:18 AM

Haven't seen Deliverance in umpteen years. That is a powerful scene.

ring 07-09-2008 04:48 AM

yuck

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2008 05:56 AM

...shore has a pretty whatchamacallit though, right?
We'll take advantage!

Herk 07-09-2008 06:48 AM

Whoa! I want a Texas Tommy really badly now.

19 7's under a bridge. Can you figure out which one's in the fridge?

BadNick 07-09-2008 10:39 AM

I like banjo music. I have an old LP with a live feed direct cut recording (tube mics to cutting lathe amp) of a marching band with banjos and the impact and dynamics are fantastic...I gotta listen to it now while eating a couple grilled dogs.

jewels 07-09-2008 02:12 PM

I think I have some sauerkraut. Hot dogs may be in the freezer. Thanks, Nick.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2008 02:26 PM

14792.

Regarding nothing,
I will post and post again
providing framework.

-like J.C. in this H4H.

ring 07-09-2008 02:35 PM

I'm seeing Habitrails.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2008 03:06 PM

If allowed
our various thoughts
we'd have them.

ring 07-09-2008 03:13 PM

The only thing that should ever be whipped...is cream,

okay..and maybe eggs.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2008 03:22 PM

Should my hair be cut;
I pretend my temples shorn?
I cannot think so.

14796

Would it confuse us if we ran away more?

ring 07-09-2008 03:28 PM

Run towards perhaps.

I dunno.

I declare open season on pissants!

( not you my dears)

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2008 03:45 PM

Open season, eh?
Sage and garlic with pepper.
The real world soothes me.

YaskY?

ring 07-09-2008 03:47 PM

Why not.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2008 04:01 PM

Hell, I don't live here.
Existing within ourselves,
or so I'm hoping.

(Fuck me for this.)


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