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Hey look kids you need to change your tune
That avenue you traveling unraveling soon You'll be battling doom but does it matter to you Has the world gone mad? http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/27...50ae4542_m.jpg |
I love how Patsy Cline tells us we're all frickin' crazy
So please don't get mad at me, get mad with me http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...orldposter.jpg |
When meandering inside thine home, do you partake in the fit of: shoes, socks, slippers(loafers), or bare feet?
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bare feet only for me, even meandering outside, unless I'm going someplace with the "no shoes no service" motto....and I'll confess that when I was single and living alone, bare naked was often the case and it seems funny to wear socks when you're otherwise naked...though the thought sends a tingle up my winggle so there must be more to it in my psyche.
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oh no, a good one, or two.
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1 x 5 + 6 equals eleventy
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15612 buckle your shoe
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The turf toe affliction seems to be plaguing many a footballer this season.
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.- Oscar wilde
(I'm sorry Mama, I didn't mean to hurt you.... uh-oh, I'd best be careful, the ellipsis police might find me. To answer Jetee's question, I bare foot it, and I don't stop wearing sandals out of doors, until I am risk for frost bite, or the snow is deeper than four inches. My feetsies...they just need to be free. -----Added 2/10/2008 at 12 : 33 : 13----- What is turf toe? |
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I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet. |
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That number is already yours.
Your vision and thought forms , have made it so. Seeing what we want to see, is not always a bad thing, relax. |
Although, I am still behind in predicting the victors.
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Victory has many flavors,
and the spoils feed many. |
Hydrogen peroxide: its purpose in your life?
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Turf toes and ellipses? Oh my ...
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gg, sometimes long ...or longest... study can lead to productive things
Longest study finds reef fish need longer break |
I'm streaming again...
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Studying today
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ok, I'll do it. But only since you recommend it, OCM?
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I'm not a fan of dark chocolate, but I quite like the odd Crunchie bar...am eating the little mini ones at the moment...
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Over the last couple days I ate a pack of these yummy things...slowly to make the pleasure last the longest
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Jetee, that just made my day.
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Sorry, gg, I don't know where 805 is. So I just put some truffles in the mailbox with "805 - attn.: gg" written on them. I hope you get it. |
We can grow this thread though the climate's inclement;
It's faith related. |
I believe.
I am save. I hope. btw, it's a gorgeous day around here. Sunny, mild fall day. |
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Maybe if I study more I won't be as confused as I am at this moment.
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You need to take life and studies at a relaxed and easy pace; no need to worry.
OR, watch out. http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...by_mbear12.gif |
Hmmm yes. Wouldn't want to trip on a banana peel.
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Well, we have our first ever moderator participation in the *booming voice*
The Longest Thread Ever |
Some like their bananas on the green side,
some prefer them quite ripe. Peanut butter banana sandwiches slide down easy with your favorite type of milk. I wonder what sandwich Miss Genuine is craving at the moment? |
hey, charley and i both have posted in here...
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I meant presence, as in regular activity, not lonely posts. I did see a few in the lineup, but I think ubertuber had the most at two replies.
I bet you can beat his record, unclephil. Show him. :surprised: -----Added 3/10/2008 at 06 : 58 : 13----- well, now wih a further look, with the sudden change, the second most posts by a moderator is now another newly-appointed, Baraka_Guru, with a whopping grand total of 14. unclephil currently has 11 good-natured posts within... just four more, years? |
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Watching "Idiocracy"
laughing my fucking ass off again without knowing the reason. |
Goodbye.
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Goodbye...hope to see you again soon...have a nice day...
450 ways to kill your lover: "Goodbye" in many languages |
A quote from Annie Dillard-
The extravagant gesture is the very stuff of creation. After the one extravagant gesture of creation in the first place, the universe has continued to deal exclusively in extravagances, flinging intricacies and colossi down aeons of emptiness, heaping profusions on profligacies with ever fresh vigor. The whole show has been on fire, from the word go! Bye for now.... |
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Page 392.... Nice
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After this short life we'll have the longest wait.
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Wait no more, my friend ...
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Consider it done...I'm not waiting any longer. I think my problem was simply caused by quantum wave interference.
But now I'm worried about this and I hope it doesn't have adverse effects on my cheeseburgers: In quantum particle-wave duality, if the size of an object of momentum p is smaller than its de Broglie wavelength, then quantum wave interference will be measurable enough so that classical physics will fail to be a good description of the object's behavior. Planck's constant is a very very small number. The de Broglie wavelength of something like a piece of cheese in the fridge would very very tiny. The cheese would have to be subatomic size before quantum cheese effects would take over -- and then it wouldn't be identifiable as cheese any longer. |
Cheeseburgers will be warm again and the cheese will no longer coagulate. Life will be good, quantumly or not.
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I will waste the skirts,
for whatever might happen, & I'll go buy more. |
I will relax into a domestic Goddess like state.
With the sewing machine's help, I will make more. |
Approving these messages
could be shut up; better if sooner. It won't matter, overall. -----Added 7/10/2008 at 12 : 41 : 10----- (This reacts coagulaorily and seems unable to self-correct.) Ain't got it. I really want it: Love should reign. |
A Cat Stevens song
"Trouble Oh trouble set me free I have seen your face And it's too much too much for me Trouble Oh trouble can't you see You're eating my heart away And there's nothing much left of me I've drunk your wine You have made your world mine So won't you be fair So won't you be fair I don't want no more of you So won't you be kind to me Just let me go where I'll have to go there Trouble Oh trouble move away I have seen your face and it's too much for me today Trouble Oh trouble can't you see You have made me a wreck Now won't you leave me in my misery I've seen your eyes and I can see death's disguise Hangin' on me Hangin' on me I'm beat, I'm torn Shattered and tossed and worn Too shocking to see Too shocking to see Trouble Oh trouble move from me I have paid my debt Now won't you leave me in my misery Trouble Oh trouble please be kind I don't want no fight And I haven't got a lot of time..." I sense my friend is troubled. How can we cheer you? |
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MOAB,
For some reason, I really don't know why, your post above inspired me to google my screen name and, surprisingly to me, I found these t-shirts about me. I don't know if this is some interrnetz ploy or if I'm really famous...but if anybody wants my autograph, just let me know, they are reasonably priced and make great gifts. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tshirtback.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Nicktshirt.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...icktshirt2.jpg |
You're bad nick ...
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wake up, it's morning....on the east coast of the U.S. If you're in Australia, go back to sleep. New Zealand, too. Borneo, too. etc.
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ain't got all this shit
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Now that looks like fun!
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MOAB, well I sure do like bacon!
otto, that's a very nice still. jewels, that Slinky reminds me of a gold plated Slinky I have on my desk. It's mounted in a fancy walnut base to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the invention; our patent attorney's (who are an old school patent firm in business since 1853) gave it to me since they obtained that patent for the inventor, Richard James and his wife, Betty who named it... Since its founding in 1853, the firm has obtained patents for many famous inventors. Included among them are Sharps in 1873 for his breech-loading rifle, Graf Zeppellin in 1899 for his blimp, and Woodland in 1952 for his product identification system (now widely known as the "bar code"). One of the firm's best known trademarks is SLINKY® which is the name given to the famous toy in 1946 by Betty M. James, wife of its Philadelphia inventor. More recently the firm also honored BadNick of TFP with a gold plated Slinky to honor his own renowned achievements in the world of Tilted Nonsense. gg, I've probably been on that curley ladder more than my kids! |
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poor chickie got a boo boo :(
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Today I am a packing peanut.
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As long as you're not packing a peanut.
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But you can as long as you're as cute as this little guy about it
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...I usually do.
One morning last Spring I came out to go to work and noticed some movement near my garage door, which is right under a very large willow tree. So I looked closer and found three baby squirrels frantically trying to hide under a couple leaves and one trying to squeeze under my garage door, I'm sure they were terrified of me. I assume they were knocked out of their nest up in the willow tree by some BadGuy squirrel or hawk or whatever. I put on my leather garden gloves, picked them up, observed their total cuteness, and put them on top of my woodpile/compost heap; they were gone a little while later. This is not my pic, but they were just like this: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...l_squirrel.jpg I also know first hand that squirrels living on farms taste good, braised with mushrooms and onions, wild rice on the side. |
I had a squirrel buddy that I used to feed Honeycomb cereal to while sitting on my lap... until mom backed over him with the Corolla :sad:
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Bam! Another post
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Let's ketchup!!! I know we can beat them!
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Aw, nuts.
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tomatoes.
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my dead squirrel will haunt you.
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Happpppppppy Birthday!, to the Father of this glorious thread.
I hope Sir NoSoup has everything he could wish for, to make this birthday a very special one. love, ring. |
daddy! happy birthday to thread-daddy...may you live happily the longest.
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Yay! Friday and a special birthday. Now there's a lot to be excited about.
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A napkin really help if you need to ketchup on your sleep.
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If you mustard, please use a baby wipe for that extra margin of hygiene.
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