thank you. (it's a wonder why I don't like softball)


may be midly offensive (but Zooksport will roll with raucous laughter)
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Raucous has its palace.

A tit for Zooks: (tufted too!)

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...se_Etching.jpg

that's a nice bird!

No, that's a nice tit... a tufted tit, evem....

and thanx Jetee, that was most funneee

Might ya lay down here?
Equalizers float because
froth has its reasons

Why is it, that when I ask for a FLAT white, it has half an inch of froth on top????!!!

nature's might
requires things to float
like this thread.

because you ask for it. ask for nothing and you'll get what you want.

santa claus is coming to town...pretty soon.

I've spent a majority of the past 10 days acumulating hundreds of pics just like this one:

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt...4hbio1_500.jpg


I went from having 78 favs to, now: 965, all in the course of less than 100 waking hours.

busy man, Jet. Do you have a favorite one? if not forever, favorite now?

If I did, I'd probably waste a good 4 hours looking for it; unlike my other picture-bookmarking service, this one is rudimentary, and no one except for one of my subscribed feeds tags their stuff.

But... give me 10 sec...

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I am discovering new services, like Google Translate , and names like Saori Hara

AND... in my humble estimation, this is perhaps the most beautifully-exquisite woman on the planet right now.

http://8.media.tumblr.com/o5CFXBbw8e...rrTbo1_500.jpg

send her some love letters. see if she likes you.

I ... I don't know her name.

(Oh, wait... maybe I do. I think I found it out last night.)

-- parenthetical phrases are unspoken thoughts as they are processed and given actual words

hmm? Mariko Shinoda 篠田麻里子

Now, I still need three full years to learn how to speak Nihongo, an additional 2 years on how to properly identify and discern the thousands of arrays of kanji, and perhaps, on a good day, an additional 4 years to properly perfec writing the language at a competent eighth grade level.

Procrastination is my enemy in the mirror. He looks right through me.

just kidnap her dude. you'll probably spend less time and effort doing that!

Better to find someone who speaks your language, even if no words are involved.

She said she likes curry. That's a start.

so what is our goal? are we gonna beat the other thread and become the winning thread in the next few months or will it take another year?

Are your wheels spinning?
Treadbare might give you traction,
if you wonder well.

Let's keep this up everyone who's not working and/or sleepwwalking.

A woman with a clipboard just knocked at my door and asked me if we would have an African child for Christmas. We normally have a turkey but, fuck it, I'll try anything once.

[QUOTE=Zooksport2;2742130]A woman with a clipboard just knocked at my door and asked me if we would have an African child for Christmas.

That was racist in my opinion,she should have asked about all races!:shakehead:
Just discussion for the good of man.

So, how much will the shipping cost be? Will the delivery be overnight?

im having mexican myself

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen.
Ungrateful pricks. All I said was "hurry up for fucks sake - some of us have homes to go to!"
--

I need to cut you guys off now and go do my Christmas shopping.

I'm having a carrot myself.

they are nutricious and delicious enjoy it

My sister admitted today that her sons are wrapping up carrots to give my rabbit for Christmas.

is that really how you spell 'nutricious'?
I have a topical picture to follow up this comment, but it will likely involve me expending too much energy (ie 10 min. searching my bookmarks) for minimal gain (a chuckle I'll never hear).

"nutritious" "delicious"
<--- is embarrassed

just wanted to ask just were are you having the carrot?

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There has to be a reason why I saved this person's profile; I guess I wanted to peruse the sets and travails.

This is probably only the second time I've ever seen the page.

thank fuck thats all over. I just gained ten pounds.......

merry x-mas tfp! and to this long(est) thread!

longer than last year that's for sure!!

Hello everyone, so I hope you're all having as nice of a Christmas, or your own beautiful holiday of preference, and if I look North-Northwest from my chair, here's my view, wish you were all here right now

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Dec2009002.jpg

that tree looks like an explosion of good will towards men

where are all the giifts?!

I took that pic after the gift opening frenzy and clean up. I assure you we had way more than our share of presents since we were fortunate enough to have a very good year.

So what did you all get? I didn't get a chrismas yet this year .

http://www.pellettrap.com/images/pro...60007_full.jpg



Only, with Ducks, not buffalo.....

I bought it, and gave it to the bride.
Got what I WANTED for a change.....


.

Fuck Christmas, I didn't get shit.

Seriously though, my son got a ton of stuff from me and his family so I'm grateful for that.

fun. I should go wrap some gifts before it's too late. :|

An ideal
needs a little thought
& pretense.

(Wasting a post...)

Around the closet
gather places more enclosed
& as agorae.

Annals retentive,
squeezing through the corridors,
engraved by enclaves.

I'm going to get on to sharing with all of you three wise gifts, but I've been down and tired, and my back is sore (which has no bearing on why I have yet to "upload" my gifts unto ye, but the time in which spent that led to a sore back perhaps is an attribute of my symptoms.)

I had wanted it to be tonight (well, last night really) but I'll most likely be catching up on stuff, and also trying to figure out where to find the third gift (I heard about it on the 2nd night of Christmas, but I have not yet been able to locate it, manageably) so just hang on.

Until then, Christmas in The Longest Thread Ever is on lay-away.
(actually, the real celebration of the Birth of "Christ", or Jesus, should actually be around the same time we honor his death, in the weeks right after Spring, but mainstream Western Society has told us to celebrate in December for some several centuries, so I get it... man, my back is killing me.)

What kills us
is unwillingness
to believe

Here's my post for the day. What did you post today?

The above. and... um, a couple other stuff you may never come across.

Should I post more, I wonder?

you should.

And so I have.


-- If you add more vanilla extract to something whilst baking it (say instead of 1 teaspoon you add nearly 2 teaspoons), does it make the finished (bread) product any darker in hue?

why would it? but the idea makes me hungry just the same

Dinners ready.....

not really. I have never seen a difference. I does however give it a more defined taste.

how about some vanilla beer? ...sounds weird but I heard it tastes good

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...llaPorter2.jpg

I don't know. So was the basis of my questioning whether it would or not, and the subsequent responses that might seek to clarify that bit
(more vanilla = darker colouring).

Also, I know I have delayed my gift-giving, but now, I'm just biding my time (instead of squandering it away) so I have a good outlayal (I might have made this word up a week ago, but it sounds damn nice, don't it?) of the presentation. If we can hasten ourselves up and garner a new page, all the better. Such a thoughtful post with details and raucous laughter and new intrigue into my frame of mind is best featured front and center, instead of bottomed-out and forgotten away. Be back after watching some NFL highlights and ruminating on some thoughts of music from the 20s.



footnote: I could take around ~30 min. to an hour to upload my audible treats now as i found the last one, but then I'd just but presenting them to you on the 6th day of Christmas, and nobody remembers such an obtuse, unoriginal day. Best to wait for a spell and give it out on the 7th day, and even better to recognize it as New Year's Eve (sadly, Dick Clark retired; but I'm just as good, trust me).

I saw one of those, but without the shell, on a cold rainy day at some bus stop a few months back. It was going after a popsicle stick.

happy new year?

That sounds like a west USA coastal banana slug,
who might go after the remnants of a banana flavoured popsicle stick.

Ever so slowly,
with no malice aforethought,
we ooze through ourselves.

Forever yours,
Porous and Permeable, Inc.

how many minutes?

I'm a moon monster, so my new year doesn''t come by for some months still. Don't ruin my 24,688th year of civilized living.
I want to make the year 24,689 a memorable one, so... I'm... maybe.


Thinking of getting my rotating bird's license.

Full moon tonight.

I still have some 3 or 4 new moons left until 24,689 (or 2010).

Do I need to help you guys reach a new page so I can present my gifts yet, or will you guys be fine? I want to read some sports articles.

I'll be a good sport.

hello my dearest longest thread friends. I'm heading off to party land in a few minutes but hereby I wish you all a very nice New Year's Eve and a super fantastic upcoming 2010! Luckily, after seeing ring's critter above, I can order escargot for my appetizer and plenty of good crusty bread to sop up the herbed garlic butter....with wine! dammit I'm hungry can you tell.

one more... help me identify these people:

http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvj...n3qto1_500.jpg

drink time tonight? no. I'm getting a cold. bah.

Free Online Image Editor

just in case you haven't heard about it. it is simple, effective, and most of all, readily accessible (ie, free).

no one will read this vehemently
 

Just need a few more...

in case you thought I forgot...

here is (pre)-gift #0.5, of which I mentioned a few pages back...
We're finally relevant again.

#1 Dub (click to listen)


...oh, and I finally started using my tumblr account after waiting (procrastinating) to using it fully and comprehesively. It took me a full calendar year, plus one month to get motivated enough to steal other people's ideas and become their thoughtmonger. Lucky for me this is the busiest time of the year, and I crumble under stress. *One thumb up for sarcasm

I did.... wishin' I didn't....

you may be a good sport

..others may be a zooksport

others?

there's more than 1 ?

.

don't know wha you're talkng about but let's try 2.

Well, aren't you 'Zooksport2'?

There must be a Zooksport1 somewhere.

That was me, too... In TFP version 3 (?) I couldn't login one day, and without realising that TFP had crashed/reborn as the current TFP, so I reregistered...
One day, I'll get around to asking a mod to delete the "2"

You get the answer
without ever any clue:
Why be arrogant?

today the answer is 1 X 2 = 20 / 10

Twice, you will need to explain that, my friend.

im right here...

or you could become zooksport12. embrace your doppleganger

man, I'm so .. so easy (to figure).

I always leave the hard work for later, and then when it's later, I put it off until tomorrow.

Okay: remind me. Eighth day of Christmas. That's the cutoff.

I'm going to be whipping up my 3-part (maybe 4) gift-giving exchange before too long.

But right now, I think sleep beckons.

Whatever may be the case, I'd like some eggs with that.

http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv...co1_r1_500.jpg

So, Zooksport1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1??

musta been my hangover :oogle: ...make that today the answer is 1 X 2 = 20 / 10

I've found that a smidge of arrogance is necessary for attraction.

not much.

and not less, just a smidge

I've been trying to find some pictures to say hello, but I'm flailing about it.

I wonder when I said this; I just found it sereendipitously within my notes.

"Happy solar return and a joyous new year to experience."

-- must have been from someone's 'entryway into life' anniversary celebration.

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Top of page 250.

I wonder if that's from one of my friends

how'd you find it? it doesn't look s though I used any words in the post to 'tag' it for easier search compatabilities.

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also, thank you. I visited the page in question, and I now have a "new" post to add to another thread.

I have a photogenic memory that's intensely graphic sometimes.

I stumbled upon this image while searching---lightning.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...glightning.jpg

I found the Arctic Monkeys just last night while searching for something else; I already forgot what it was, though.

Are they twins?

Alright, I finally finished my gift-wrapping (and I finally got to using my eSnips account); here is the complete set archive: Jet's podcasts on eSnips
Happy Eighth Day of Christmas, Longest Thread Ever.


But I'd still like to provide descriptions fo you all, so first up...

1.

my favorite radio segment from "The Junkies" of this past year, when they say hello again to an old friend, 'Larry':

junkies102309_08 - eSnips, share anything

here is the complete archive for Oct. 2009 (just in case you want more): Washington D.C. Sports Talk Radio 106.7 Podcasts - CBSSports.com

2.

next, would be favorite podcast segment of "Big O and Dukes"; from the month of December in 2007, the guys talk about the holiday blues, and it turns into a discussion of how difficult life is for 'Oscar', a 28-year-old disc jockey from a medical family who still lives at home, sleeps until the afternoon, and never speaks to his 'roommate' anymore, his mother.

12-14-07_seg_4_-_mama_santana_checks - eSnips, share anything

here is the complete archive for Dec. 2007 (just in case you want more): Index of /podcast/2007-12-December

3.

and finally, a radio piece I heard just last week, from the popular longstanding program of a "Prairie Home Companion". This is the Christmas special, and the particular segment I chose to provide you all with is "The News from Lake Wobegon", where our host recalls a time when the season was simpler, and retells the story of his four most memorable X-mas's.

nflw_20091226_64 - eSnips, share anything

here is the complete radio program (2 hours!) and I highly recommend you listen to it in it's entirety (in fact, the new episode is on live right now): A Prairie Home Companion for December 26, 2009 | American Public Media

-- now, I'd like to note that I can't force any of you to listen to any of these segments, but I would like to say that each and every one of them is highly enjoyable in their own right, and if you were to click any of them at random, you'll be guaranteed to chuckle at least 8 times in the span of 15 minutes. I handpicked 'em just for you, so please, do enjoy.