http://mossavi.files.wordpress.com/2...ggs_4_full.jpg

Add cheese and ketchup and we're good to go. :D

There is only one restaraunt around here that can serve a fluffy, pure yellow
omelette with no brown over-done spots on it.

That's how I prefer them.
My grandfather liked the brown crunchies on his eggs,
grandma did not.

I am the egg man...yesterday for lunch I had a couple of very lightly poached eggs on smoked salmon on black bread. I love very loose runny poached eggs. I have also been known to poke a small hole in each end of a raw egg, lick one hole so the salt I sprinkle on it sticks, then suck out the eggy contents.

My great aunt tried to teach me how to blow out eggs,
to decorate them for Easter.
It hurt my ears too much, I couldn't do it.

Years later, I came up with an idea for decorating eggs.
Use Scotch tape and twist it as you wrap the egg.
Dunk it in one color for awhile,
take it out and pat it dry a bit, soaking up the extra dye that remains in the folds
of the tape.

Remove the tape, apply more tape in the same twisty fashion, and then
put the egg into a different color.

I had the best results using three different colors.

It's almost like batik, that is how they look when they are finished.

This egg is beautiful, I wonder how they did it.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...gy/pinkegg.jpg

Today for dinner we had a delicious concoction with eggs, hominy, salsa, and cheese. Eggs are truly delightful.

eggs are beautiful

devil'd eggs are the best

I know that Ourcrazymodern? would really like to have 16666.

We'd better keep writing so OCM can have #16666.

I'm on it.

"It's a witch!" (a non sequitor to all but him.)

how do you know it's a witch?

Takes one to know one.

OMG I just saw a purple people eater pass the window and not but ten min latter I saw a flying pig in a bright pink tutu with a Victorian wig on. What a great day.

She turned me into a newt.

/ I got better.

being a car guy, my favorite pigs are racing pigs

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...050803_ssh.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...racing-164.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pigsracing.jpg

Maybe one of these pigs grew up to fly...

...they usually do. Just when you fall in love with their racey abilities, they fly away.

Well I don't think that one of them had a tutu and Victorian wig though....

that's him that's the pig i saw today out my window, you found him!
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not to be a Debbie Downer, but this is not the longest thread, World's King has the longest thread and we have a long way to go, so get creative....lets show him he's not king.

here's another one

sometimes i think i'm eating my pain away

Chapter five is going to be good.
"The Descent To The Inscrutable"

The pain is now over, but agony is now going to be setting in soon.

Sleep is over-rated.

Sleep hath its own world, A boundary between the things misnamed Death and existence: Sleep hath its own world, And a wide realm of wild reality, And dreams in their development have breath, And tears and tortures, and the touch of joy. -Lord Byron

“How horrible, fantastic, incredible it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas-masks here because of a quarrel in a far-away country between people of whom we know nothing!”
-Neville Chamberland

And also, I challenge someone to a picture fight!

From whence comes Lite Bacon.

His brother's name is Orville Wright.

I've been searching for the longest strip of bacon in the known universe, and this might be it. A clever bacon-lover named Masta cut a whole slab into one continuous strip, as reported by World’s Longest Bacon? | Royal Bacon Society - The Ultimate Bacon Resource ...here's the slide show of it...I hope it works bacon

my edited summary:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/bacon1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/bacon2.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/bacon3.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/bacon4.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...d/bacon5-1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/bacon6.jpg

Twenty five posts today so far.

I feel rotten that I woke my beloved up fifteen minutes too early.
People that work third shift, are brave tough souls.

lets all eat some bacon in his name
/raisebacon

He would like that.
Let us all send him enough energy to help him through this long night.

90% fat, that bacon...


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I gotta agree with you there, Zook. But in any case, this is the "longest" thread not the "best" thread. If you start a thread for the best of everything/anything, I'll find ya the most meaty bacon in all the universes.

whats wrong with third shift? traffic is great at those hours!

Oo look my 2 mostest favouratest peeps are online wid me...
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I loved the graveyard shift. No bosses to annoy ya....

i had a boss, but everybody was cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Victorian_bushfires

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_so...alia_heat_wave

Traffic. Optimistic thinking. Many people enjoy being home for dinner with their families. Then again, I suppose breakfast could be just as big of an ordeal.

dasani water tastes like tap

One of those mornings where I didn't want to leave my house, but once I made it to where I needed to be, I was happy.

I need to hop out of bed and run out the door more often.

Me too.

Here are some beautiful Jasper rocks to brighten our day.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...aspers_002.jpg

and here's some ordinary ugly rocks for some contrast

http://www.procurementinvestor.com/images/Rocks.jpg

Those are beautiful.
You would be pleased to see the colors that pop,
when they become wet, rubbed and polished.

are we still talking about rocks?

I was being unsubtle on purpose.

so that's how you get your rocks off?

yay for sleep-eating. bleh.

Sometimes I rock...or usually.

Actually those rocks look just about perfect for some aquaria I'm trying to get set up for breeding plecos. If'n you'll just pile them neatly, I'll see if I can borrow GH's planet wrecking equipment (Last time he made me leave my spleen as a deposit) to blast that section of the earth to flinders and distribute that pile to a location more accessible to me..

never seen a pet rock before, but ive heard of them, you need to teach it to go on the newspaper

Tophat,
instead of using such crude methods, why not just ask one of our geophagus friends to move the rocks for you. Based on my experience with these guys, they can and will move any rock until they like were it lays:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rinamensis.jpg

Tell me to turn this computer off,
so I can accomplish all the errands and other work,
I've been neglecting.

Turn that bloody computer off and get yer chores done, dammit!!!!!!

:)


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Yes...thanks!

oh, and I wanted to say thanks also for the links
you put up the other day.

Such a tragedy. I hope they all get some relief soon.

Look at that!
It wants to be seen.
It wants you.

Less than 72 hours darlin'.

Now that is a fish of extraordinary magnitude.
You have my gratitude.

BadNick is a peach.

was that a fish bong?

i think we can all agree on that, about badnick, not the bong

The moon finds its way under my closed eyelids.

that fishy makes me miss my cute little Go, he was such a good fish.

Hello, I'm Mr ED...
A horse is a horse of course of course. And no one can talk to a horse of course.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mr-...C10104577.jpeg
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But this pony boy
can still express jealousy
of your post number.


(xx, Zook)

I know! I waited for over an hour, befor taking the spot.

and I wanted to get away from the fish...

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I admire your candor, sir!
You might have to answer to ring, though.
Wish her a happy birthday.

Ring!

Happy Bloody Birthday:

Times are tough
Times are hard...
You don't get no Birthday card....

But happy birthday anyways!!!!

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happy birthday, ring

Happy Birthday dear ring.

...and thank you ring and cg for the fruititious sentiments, and thank you mother nature for fruit, I love fruit, I could live on fruit

I'm....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ingy/fifty.jpg

Happy birfday ringu!!!!

http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/G...rthday_new.jpg

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...rrorCake02.jpg
This one just looked too yummy. Happy Birthday, Ring!

Drooling.

Thank you, all you wonderful people.

You're Ulysses S. Grant?
Mr. President, you've turned into a babe!

ahhh, to be so young again ...but with fifty bucks in my pocket this time.

I must now go and prepare my self fit for company.

I will need many sharp instruments in various forms.

You are a 50 dollar note?

thats just silly....


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I hope you have a wonderful night!!

Sleep is wonderful after hours of microscopy.
Arabadopsis roots are prettier when died with Toluidine Blue.

These tired eyes are smilin'.

Does the flip of this work?:

This tired mouth is looking :oogle:
or
This tired mouth is glancing :no:

These tired hands,
are going to polish
fingernails, tonight.

and these boots were made for walkin

and that's what they'll do.

whatever floats your boot

das BOOT

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2..._boot_ver1.jpg

what're you talkin aboot?

http://ec.europa.eu/education/img/flags/canada.gif

booger ...pick me a good one, queenie

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...oogerqueen.jpg

No news,
is no news.

On the road in 23.5 hours.
Five hours-26 minutes.
262 miles.

i didnt even get to say goodbye, although with the internet its like she never left

12 more hours of drooling anticipation. I'll be soaking wet...

Everyone view this link, see if you can watch it all the way through without your head going to explode, if you can you will be a little bit more enlightened about our existence. And you will see that infinity, or rather everything from negative infinity to infinity is all collected all in one point with many different infinities existing in an infinite number of infinities that can exist, but not in this, as we are in, fourth dimension heading on to be one of the infinite possibilities of our potential fifth dimension selves.

ETA 2:00 PM.

I'll bring a towel.