Yeah!!!!
Dare ya!!
I do...

Okay, I've done it!
All I got: A dirty look,
but then it softened.

"But then it softened?"
Your words are suggestive, they...
Sound pornographic

So, did someone get lucky?

I'd rather have luck
than be good on any weekday
more so on weekends.

Geez, a lot of people have full-on naked women in their avatars, but I can't stop looking at Zook's.

Ain't no women in my Av....

Some wild fine buttocks,
those he had, no plumber he,
but resembling one!

this place really got weird fast!

If it got weirder
Even faster, would it help?
Terminal weirdness...

Unstoppably weird
This place is more then just weird
It's weirder than weird!

Someone's idea
maybe inspired by the past
Kicked by peace, violence.

The previous haiku
Seems to be constructed with
Odd syllable groups

Post number 5614

And that's that....


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I'm Canadian
and up to my ass in snow
it is so cold, eh

Hi, canadian snowman. It's about 29 C here.... whats that... about 85F?

Angeltek, hoser!
Come to the dark side, you knob!
Chug down that strange brew...

Goodnight, fare thee well

Fare thee well, sweet prince.
Strange syllable groupings, what?
Sometimes it's better that way.

understand you not, I do...

I admire you still,
I do, and calculations
seem to confirm this!

Admiration is objective, (subjective?)
Objecting to admiration
Seems pointless

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
Some don't.

Stunk, that poem did....

The smell of roses,
if not overpowering
can still be cloying.

Cloying???? Cloying?????


cloy Pronunciation (kloi)
v. cloyed, cloy·ing, cloys
v.tr.
To cause distaste or disgust by supplying with too much of something originally pleasant, especially something rich or sweet; surfeit.
v.intr.
To be too filling, rich, or sweet.

Let's chalk up another post!

Sure go ahead, if ya wanna.....

Need sex so bad right now.

Sometimes the itching
won't go away, but sometimes
just the opposite.

Oh the thoughts galloping through my head, now....

:suave: :suave: :suave: :suave: :suave:


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Sir? Sr!!!!!

Too bad you're on the other side of the world, Zook... ;)

Only about 4.5 hours flying time by a Sled Driver....:suave: :suave: :suave: ;) ;)

A sled driver? Santa?

http://www.fas.org/irp/program/colle...97-43933-4.jpg



http://www.sleddriver.com/

SR71. Nice ride. Love to pimp it.....

Very attractive
A manly flying machine
that's not weird at all.

HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...res_johnny.jpg

I'm back.

141.. we're getting there!

where's ya been, Johnny????

That plane looks like a flat fish!

I have just secured my place in Internet history.

Indeed you have. Congratulations!

I have just secured
more nonsense for the masses:
Want some, anyone?

Yes, more, more, please!

Greetings from page one-hundred-and-forty-two.

New Yawk.
Merry very belated Xmas and Happy Old New Year to you all.

Post 5648????

No, it's post 5649!:rolleyes:

Silly Sally, it's post 5650!

Posting onwards, what?
What will it mean when ending?
What does it mean now?

five six five two

The time that passes
seems to vary; dare I call
this 5653?

Greetings back in your general direction!

Longest thread ever?
Unless we grow by nonsense,
I am wondering.

no, wrong again, you guys. It is so 5654.

This reminded me of a quote made by (I don't remeber who) when he said:
" I fart in your general direction"

Can anyone remeber the scene???? I want to say Peter Sellers, but I don't think it was....


And, Sharon, I certainly do not make this remark to you.... :)


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I went on a date with a guy once who was on some kind of mad garlic diet. What the hell was he thinking?!?!

The rude Frenchmen from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

LOL-that's an excellent scene.

May the fleas of a thousand camel infest your armpits.....

He said, she said it.
Makes no sense, but if it did,
understandable.

She said a secret,
I don't really care if she gets
satisfaction, eh?

I'll have a case of the trebles in a few seconds...

So do it, will you?
Always wonder, don't question;
who brought up haiku?

See, I can't get no
Satisfaction, I can't get
No... satisfaction

One's interest asks,
What's up with the last four posts?
What quantitiy merged?

Sharon, believing,
I think you could have it
If we were not stupid.

how much longer!!!!:eek:

There is no longer,
only inspiration if
there is a flowing

I, I, I, I have,
a, a speech impediment.
Very convenient.

Is the an echo in here???

Hello? Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

Biznatch, you drum?

Sharon, I indeed drum. :)
Do you?

Just saw "La Haine" (Hate, the english version). Great movie, I recommend it.

I don't do drums... drummers on the other hand... ;)

On the other hand
there are also five fingers
splayed the other way!

5673
five
six
seven
three

And here's one more, just for the hell of it.

For the hell of it
has seemed always very fine
as truth and nonsense.

Well, truth and nonsense
Have always combined strangely
To produce madness

I thought the drummer thing to be a stereotype, but apparently, as Sharon showed, we seem to attract a fair amount of attention from the ladies. So let's take advantage of this thing.
EVERYBODY, I'M A DRUMMER WHO DRUMS, WITH A DRUM SET! YEAH, THAT's RIGHT!


just kidding, guys

Stereotypes? Hmmm...

How do you check if the stage is level?
The drool is running evenly out of both sides of a drummer's mouth.

lol, nice.
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

...said she was gonna
sell information products;
it hasn't worked out

if it was gonna
it would have already, right?
Whither the rightness?

Again he doubles;
at fifty-seven-ninety
if only one could.

#5678 went by and i didn't see it. :(
oh well i'll be back for #6000

yes, please try to be
this thread won't grow without you
even if it tried...

Ready for one more?
I've prepared a doublepost,
thinking it happens.

Forum gods, grant me the power of double post.

I think it worked?? It WORKED!

Bloody drummers, think they carry the band....

Well let me tell you!
I reckon a rock band would sound shite without a drummer!

:D :D :D :D

So, we all know I like to hit things with wooden sticks, does anyone else here play any instruments?

hi i am Devil, living in Abu dhabi as a expat from england.... the other day i came accross some kind of game on this forum but i cant seem to find it today...its where people post pix of peopls having sex and you get points for the best pic and so on.... can anyone help me find it?

5688

thats...

five-a
six-a
Eighty-eight-a

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I studied flute at university and piano was my second instrument. Please, no band camp jokes...

So you were a flautist. Notice how I was careful not to add the "n".... :)

Bandcamp was a blast,
but I have a tin ear so...
There's no more trombone!

- How about a bandcamp haiku?:D

The haikus continue!

My older son is a much better musician than I could dream of being, self-taught for the most part, & the younger's a drummer.

Subversive, the way you described one son as a musician, and the other as a drummer. ;)

But drummers are drummers, not musicians.....

Percussion is cool
It can bang through your soul like
thunder and light'ning.

Oops.

Why the oops?

I got nuthin'


5698

Reminds of Family Guy, the episode where the world ends on New year.

"A flautist, Peter!"
5699!
I think the person who posts next, should, by the laws of counting in base 10, have post 5700. Which is kinda cool. Wish it were me. And, as you can see, the forum gods did not grant me the powers this time.

5700

that would be me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!