oh oh oh ooooooo.

Dine on this divine dish, my fellow comedians,



"And lo! as one came running near our coign
Of vantage on the bank, a snake in a flash
Leapt up and stung him where the neck and shoulder join.

Never did writer with a single dash
Of the pen write “o” or “i” so swift as he
Took fire, and burned, and crumbled away to ash.

But as he lay on the ground dispersedly,
All by itself the dust gathered and stirred
And grew to its former shape immediately.

So wise men say the sole Arabian bird,
The phoenix, dies and is reborn from fire
When her five-hundredth year is near expired;

Living, nor herb nor grain is food for her,
Only amonum and dropping incense-gums,
And her last swathings are of nard and myrrh."

Briliant sunshine on a chilly day

Comin to break you off.

16005 and still going!

16006 ...one toke over the line. I mean the 16005 line.

Bunny licking her chops, preparing for an attack.

wee! im posting in the longest thread! it is the longest thread right? hooray for anime! hooray!, hooray for splel chcek, hooray!,
and most of all hooray for ADD, insomnia, and multiple personalities, hoo-ray -_-

Hooray.

Who Ray?

The snow fell five inches on top of our statue.

I, the sun melting
& warming tons of metal
have denuded it?

If it snows here soon, I'll always think of you guys, or even think now.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nowdreams1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nowdreams2.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nowdreams3.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nowdreams4.jpg

A good nights rest may chase away this feeling
of being expendable.

Have a nice holiday peoples,
The library will be open again on Saturday.
Bye for now.

so close to 20,000!!

MOAB is an optimist: 20000 - 16016 = 3984 = a LOT

3984 bottle of beer on the wallll..... come on guys! we can do this.
3983 left! keep it up!

16018
let's keep on keeping up, guys
until we get there

...and beyond, of course

another for the cause...
 

There is this
in all our beings:
We feel it.

16020
I know
If we go
In a row
We'll get the dough

+1

:]

16021 +2

:}

This is Tessa +3

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...aplusthree.jpg

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Chancing wondering,
I pranced around truths that are,
composing haiku.

My first attempt at brain surgery was a success!

excelllllllenty!

-non-sequitur-

I'm not as queer
as you drunk
I think.

with 5posts a day each, we'll reach our goal much faster!
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Edit:

listen up::thumbsup:

The longest thread ever!
Start date: 01-12-2006
End date: 11-29-2008
Total posts up to now: 16030
days since 1st post: 1020
Total posts per day on average: 15.71

the actual #1 thread on TFP:
Start date: 04-19-2003
End date: 11-29-2008
Total posts up to now: 19654
days since 1st post: 2414
Total posts per day on average: 8.14

With these calculations, we know that we are 1.93 times faster at posting.

If we keep it up, we should overpass them soon!

We shall overpass!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...zerland_23.jpg

Will we?

yes! do not doubt the math! math is exact.

Philosophia Mathematica, will be the name of Ourcrazymodern? and ring's
33rd child.



Oxford Journals | Humanities&Mathematics & Physical Sciences | Philosophia Mathematica

It is not a ghoul
that tends to reside herein:
It is something else.

(It's thread spirit!)

My best wishes to all who want and love children. I love my few, but I'm VERY glad I don't have 16036 of 'em.

just 16037...

not "just"...we have 16038!

16039, i name this post: Bob
huh, i didnt know they merged double posts, i wonder what else i dont know...

16040 and a new page soon!

I knew a Page once...she was very cute.

My squire has a page-boy haircut.

Hi

ho

it's off to work we go

I'm already there, and I have a headache. -_-

take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

Candor's amazing,
those who practice it more so.
It should be common.

My older son thinks this should read;

Candor's amazing,
those who practice it more so.
It should be outlawed.

I invite comments on the relative merits of these two statements.

16047

call you in the morning? are you on a date or something!?

Such a beautiful day.
Spent in the lab.
Staring at chemical reactions.

I have to consider candor to be a generally good characteristic, though I understand that sometimes expressing total candor may be hurtful to someone. Still I'd say it is a positive thing.

no date. I was trying to make an apparently lame allusion to a doctor telling you to take aspirins, call him in the morning, and charging you a lot for that "medical advice". I tried to find the source of this "saying" but struck out. Though googling this phrase did pop up quite a few interesting hits, none related to the origins of the saying.

dr.house is awesome, so is dr.who

I think I would notice if there was an iced carrot outside my window. Or carrot ice cream for that matter. Yum. I love carrots.

ah. so you're a doctor now.

Doctor, i have a problem. This thread isn't growing like it should. From birth, it was fine. Even during childhood it grew and sometimes a lot for it's age but recently, it's fading a little bit. What can we do? nutrition? more exercise? should it go out and play with the others? or did it reach maturity and it wont grow anymore?

It is now Winter.
these chemical reactions,
sing the trees to sleep.

I'm back for another one. 16055 is one of my favorite numbers!...though "18000" sounds mighty appealing.

I'm on it,
validity is
what we make.

MOAB, this thread IS growing, legitimately.

...another little flutterby kiss,
as I pass through on my way home....ta!

fancy sleeping accomodations are worthless.
Dreaming up an under-bed bunny haven.

yep, little by little it's getting longer.

ah!! so all it needs is a little viagra and it will grow? excellent. i'll foward you my random-emails. haha!

all i get from emails are useless notifications, and junkmail

I love useless notifications.
They're far better than e-mails from loved ones. Ok, myabe not.

Bunny bunk-beds.
Bunny trundle-beds?

The rabbit named Sufi that lived with me for a while,
loved to sleep all stretched out on top of his cardboard box in the sun.

I posted a pic of him here sometime ago...maybe I can find it.

As a public service to all of us and to support ongoing uselessness in the cause of increasing the length of this thread, I offer these useless trinkets:

A useless notification:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tification.jpg

Though I like pie, this is a useless pie chart:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sspiechart.gif

A cool useless sign:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sc/useless.jpg

That pie chart looks even cooler when you cross your eyes.

...cross my eyes and hope to die

OK, not really. I want to keep living for a while longer to see what tomorrow brings or what I bring to tomorrow, but mainly to see how long this thread will become.

Sleepy. Tomorrow 8am exam. Think I'm ready enough. We shall see.
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ring, i love that photo of sufi. I can't recall where you posted it. Perhaps a journal?

love the pic of the useless sign

16068

just a note: Sam-X is comming soon.

Do you mean Sam-X the Gourd Master? ...that's gourdgeous!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c/CRW_6429.jpg


By the way, scientists have now concluded that the arctic farts. doorknob

Methane bursts from frozen tundra : Nature News

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

-----Added 4/12/2008 at 10 : 55 : 40-----
The pic of Sufi was post # 10043..on this here thread.

We have a foot of snow on the ground and this morning's temp was 2 degrees F., and windy.

This woman I love:
As you well know, she owns me.
Will she take title?

16073

you got that from mythbusters right?

btw, there can be only one highlander
16074

but there can be multiple Highlighters.

Let my thing
in your resistance
make us real.

-abr

16076

Do you approve of naming one of our children, Turgor?

I really should start that thread:

99 names for Ourcrazymodern?, and ring's
thirty three triplets.

yep yep yep

I love that photograph of Sufi. He looks so very relaxed.

Cinnabun will do anything for a raisin.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3240/...18328c5fda.jpg

Does that bell help you to find him?

I bet he doesn't have a hard time finding this guy!!!

This bunny stands 17 inches tall and weighs 22 lbs. Standing on his hind feet, he's more than three feet tall. NY Post

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Misc/bunny.jpg

shh, im hunting wabbit

The l o n g e s t rabbit ears measured 79 cm (31.125 in) in a complete span on November 1, 2003 at the American Rabbit Breeders Association National Show in Wichita, Kansas, USA. The ears belong to an English Lop called Nipper's Geronimo who is owned by Waymon and Margaret Nipper of Bakersfield, California, USA.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Misc/95688.jpg

it was also delicious at dinner.

after which I smoked the longest cigar

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gest-cigar.jpg

Yes, the bell comes in quite handy. Cinna enjoys hiding behind/under couches, armoirs, chairs, bushes, and barbecues. She is a crafty rabbit who runs stealthily about our home unless laden with a bell. Luckily she chose not to chew through this collar as she did her last. I believe she prefers the loose, stretchy weave. Or maybe it's the color. She does love green.


We heard church bells as we drove to dinner this evening. Much deeper than the Bun's.
(not my photo)
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/church_bells.jpg

this time, carrot eats rabbit

I find the sound of church bells,..all bells,
very apeeling.

...listen to the bells...listen to the bells....

Someone new for a change. that's the longest we had without someone new posting I would say. keep it up!

I love listening to carillon bells. There are some nice ones around here.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...306_430341.jpg

Recently I enjoyed a concert of hand bells at my boy's school.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s5-cropped.jpg

Bunny bells are awesome, too.

A few years ago we attended a performance by a remarkable handbell ensemble. I was impressed.

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, that movie blew...huh?
happy holidays

only 20days to boxing day!!

Gongs R'us...here I come,
get it on.

Get it off!

Hmmm.maybe some D.E.E.T?

Maybe some beet? or beat? i like beat more than beet.

Perogies with sauted beets, spinach, and feta cheese...strange but truly tasty:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Misc/beets.jpg

Study study study.

Just "What did you say?"
will send me off, scurrying,
A lesser creature.

17000