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ottopilot 10-10-2008 03:57 PM

Do we need to charge you with...

A http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../moronsalt.jpg & http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ttery-life.jpg ?

genuinegirly 10-10-2008 07:20 PM

What a pun.

KMnO4 is great for adding carboxylic acids to monosubstituted benzene rings.

Esoteric 10-11-2008 04:15 AM

Mmmm.

Dr. Pepper

BadNick 10-11-2008 09:04 AM

Mmmmm.

Dr. Who

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2005_promo.jpg

ring 10-11-2008 09:56 AM

I am on first.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-11-2008 10:00 AM

Bitches got to go
to make us free as ourselves,
allowing us, too.

ring 10-11-2008 10:02 AM

We'll throw the bastards in the river along with them.

BadNick 10-11-2008 10:38 AM

and tie millstones around their necks.

"Whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believed in me, it were better for him that millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea." Matthew 18:6 ...I'm sure Matt meant he or she, but he was mired in bibliotalk.

ring 10-11-2008 10:42 AM

I was born a bibliophile.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-11-2008 10:44 AM

I have an idea, but I don't understand it.

ring 10-11-2008 10:45 AM

The idea will come to you,
if you play hard to get.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-11-2008 10:48 AM

My belief exceeds
the nonsense we're fed
and believes some more.

(You're right about thinking at it sideways.)

ring 10-11-2008 10:49 AM

I should try upside down also...
that might be interesting...

BadNick 10-11-2008 01:43 PM

over under sideways down


...sorry, this was done before color was discovered:


genuinegirly 10-11-2008 05:19 PM

Just keep posting posting posting

http://www.aquanovel.com/images/arti.../nemo_dori.jpg

BadNick 10-11-2008 09:11 PM

posting, posting, posting...and pretty longest, too.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c/ms-fence.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Misc/posts.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...long_fence.jpg

Esoteric 10-12-2008 05:17 AM

Post.

BadNick 10-12-2008 08:39 AM

Fecal Matters?...Commode Commandos?...Hidden Assets?...at least these municipal sanitation departments have a sense of humor about their work:

What happens after you flush? RI offers a new tour during the first annual Rhode Island Water Infrastructure Month. As part of the festivities, the Narragansett wastewater operators team "Fecal Matters" will compete in a national latrine-treating skills contest in Chicago against last year's champions, the Rocky Mountain "Commode Commandos".


This October will mark the first annual celebration of "Rhode Island Water Infrastructure Month", a public outreach initiative that seeks to inform the public, elected officials, business leaders, and the media about the critical role that our water infrastructure plays in protecting public health and promoting economic prosperity here in Rhode Island. Key issues to be addressed during this month include:
-The wide range of agencies, initiatives, and individuals who work to keep our water flowing as cost-effectively as possible
-The success stories at the municipal and state levels that have helped protect public health and the environment
-The role of government (state and local) in protecting and improving our water infrastructure resources and the strong coordination among agencies that exists here in Rhode Island
-Current project needs and the critical funding gaps that exist for water infrastructure improvements

Ourcrazymodern? 10-12-2008 10:29 AM

Something overfilled
will probably overflow
if left unemptied.

(ABR)

ring 10-12-2008 10:31 AM

The Universe provides, divides, coincides,
and laughs its ass off frequently.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-12-2008 10:38 AM

It's going "to" present
-a careful, gentle whispering...
Madness I can handle.

ring 10-12-2008 10:40 AM

"Oh please,
gentle me firmly,
'till I laugh or bite you."

genuinegirly 10-12-2008 10:46 AM

Today we are experiencing autumn in California. The season came up suddenly. One day it was 95, the next it was 54.

Here is a view of California's autumn by artist Eva Szorc.
http://blueheronofnapa.com/sitebuild...mn-246x250.jpg

I stumbled upon the image through a Google search of "California Autumn". It seemed the most fitting of the images presented.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-12-2008 10:50 AM

Beautiful paintings
come out of the perceptions
of beautiful souls.

ring 10-12-2008 10:54 AM

CAPACITY...

Ourcrazymodern? 10-12-2008 10:59 AM

15-7-2=6

ring 10-12-2008 11:04 AM

Today I resemble my other brother Daryl,
he's a packing peanut too.

genuinegirly 10-12-2008 05:33 PM

You're certain that you're a packing peanut and not a packing cashew?
https://ssl9.chi.us.securedata.net/t...w%20splits.jpg

BadNick 10-12-2008 08:25 PM

Sometimes you feel like a nut...and proud of it.

...the largest pistachio grove in the U.S. thanks to Brian and Sharon Blackwell / Blackwell Farming.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ellfarming.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hiocluster.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hioorchard.jpg

ottopilot 10-13-2008 03:34 AM

nutty goodness.

BadNick 10-13-2008 03:52 AM

...and good nuttiness

ring 10-13-2008 09:17 AM

I am the nuttiest boring eccentric you will ever meet.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2008 09:19 AM

Thy fleeting
provides all the wind
that drives me.

ring 10-13-2008 09:20 AM

"I break wind in your general direction."

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2008 09:29 AM

you break wind
in all directions,
it don't smell.

ring 10-13-2008 09:31 AM

That is why I don't even bother to say," excuse me."

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2008 09:35 AM

As well you shouldn't:
"No harm, no foul", as some say.
I love your farting.

ring 10-13-2008 09:40 AM

It has many tones pitches...and even rhythm if I concentrate.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2008 09:43 AM

But can you produce the scent of apricot parfait?

ring 10-13-2008 09:45 AM

I know your only asking, darling, your not tasking me.


XXXX OOOO

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2008 10:04 AM

Your answers,
if unforthcoming,
still please me.

ring 10-13-2008 10:07 AM

I need to kiss you all along your arm, Mortisha...you spoke French.

BadNick 10-13-2008 10:50 AM

this is our friend Tophat's post #19400 in the word association thread, which I find fun, but I want this thread to win the "longest" competition, so I'm not posting in that thread anymore ...so here's my reply:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2544203)
initiative

motivated

ottopilot 10-13-2008 11:10 AM

What did Tennessee?

...why, I don't know. Perhaps it was a bunny.

No... but it was the same thing Arkansas.

...well then, what was it?

They saw Mississippi.

BadNick 10-13-2008 11:18 AM

What did Delaware, ottopilot?

A New Jersey.

ottopilot 10-13-2008 11:26 AM

BadNick, please tel Dela I thought that was a smart idea. It's been getting a bit chilly lately.

BadNick 10-13-2008 11:44 AM

Dear Dela,
otto sends his love and kisses to keep you warm during stormy weather....please add an "L" to your name to symbolize his love: Della Reese

iLike | Della Reese - Stormy Weather | Facebook



btw,
you'll never guess who I saw posting in the word association thread, our deadly competitor:

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2544594)
bouffant

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2544602)
hairdo...


ring 10-14-2008 03:24 PM

I haven't posted in Word Association for some time now,
mostly because I find the ABC one more fun to play.


Sorry to change the subject so radically,
but I am so pleased that I remembered the name of a childrens book I read many years ago.

Below The Root - by Zilpha Keatley Snyder

Our small library has a copy available and I am looking forward to reading it tonight.

uncle phil 10-14-2008 03:59 PM

true sailing is dead...

MexicanOnABike 10-14-2008 04:38 PM

arrrr!

ottopilot 10-14-2008 04:43 PM

Someone once sent this to me for assistance with pirate communications.

http://www.flyingdutchmanmorrobay.co...e-keyboard.jpg

BadNick 10-14-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2545021)
...Below The Root - by Zilpha Keatley Snyder...

Roots of a silk cotton tree along a gallery at the east side of the southern half of the second enclosure's
west wall, Ta Prohm, the modern name of a temple at Angkor, Cambodia:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ohmroots01.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...1201131444.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...1201131530.jpg

BadNick 10-15-2008 03:44 AM

Longest Wave On The Planet
Love to surf? Then you have to visit Brazil to surf the longest wave on the planet Earth called Pororoca. Between February and March Atlantic ocean tides generate waves up to 12 feet high which can last for over half an hour. Pororoca in indigenous Tupi language means \"great destructive noise\" and it destroys everything in its path with the speed of 10 to 15 miles (16 to 24 km) per hour.


Ourcrazymodern? 10-15-2008 09:12 AM

" "Sister, I'm sure glad I didn't try your temper," Billy said, attempting to joke.
"Where's the good in you, Billy?" Sister Blandina asked. "I seemed to see it once. I wish I could see it now."
Billy just shook his head. He didn't expect to answer the question, and in a moment, Sister Blandina turned, tears on her cheeks, and left."

-ANYTHING FOR BILLY
Larry McMurty.

genuinegirly 10-15-2008 10:34 AM

BadNick,
I need some trees like that in my life.

BadNick 10-15-2008 11:13 AM

gg, please go visit a beautiful arboretum and report back.

I'm not sure where 805 is, but this is UC Davis Arboretum...are you near there?:

http://www.city.davis.ca.us/aboutdav...um-highres.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 10-16-2008 01:04 PM

Bounteous being
will never reconsider
nor does it have to

ring 10-16-2008 01:13 PM

The trees are at full color here in wisconsin.

I wish I could spray them all with some sort of fixative,
to enjoy the Fall show a little longer.

I am fortunate to have a beautiful view of a small forest,
where I sit and paint and daydream....

I can daydream for the LONGEST whiles,
but i feel it is never a waste of time.

MexicanOnABike 10-16-2008 02:12 PM

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ourcrazymodern? 10-16-2008 02:25 PM

If in this instant
I could still pretend unfair:
I ain't got any.

MexicanOnABike 10-16-2008 03:56 PM

2 more till the end

BadNick 10-16-2008 05:35 PM

This is the end my friend


Ourcrazymodern? 10-17-2008 06:02 AM

Packages, alone,
are all we have been given
and we'll carry on.

MexicanOnABike 10-17-2008 06:31 AM

awesome!

BadNick 10-17-2008 07:15 AM

I'm feeling a bit palindromey today: Lager, sir, is regal.

ring 10-17-2008 07:48 AM

Serving up nothing else but affected cryptic,
turns all food yellow.

I can still do a fair job of re-creating the sound of a mourning dove,
with my hands.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-17-2008 08:48 AM

If the instances
provided by others
fail to satisfy,

& anger
won't become thinking
when it's not,

Some reconsideration
may soon be the order of the day;
I'm not qualified to say.

BadNick 10-17-2008 09:44 AM

ps: hey guys, what happened to your romper room thread? ...if I may ask.

BadNick 10-17-2008 06:14 PM


MexicanOnABike 10-18-2008 04:19 AM

its 2 long.

ring 10-18-2008 06:44 AM

Today's sunrise was so beautiful,
you could see the brightly colored leaves through a thick foggy sunlit mist.
The fog cleared about a half hour later.

As our earth tilts this time of year, (where I live)
the angle of the sun throws increasingly longer shadows.

I remember a beautiful picture BadNick posted some time ago,
of the sun..a time lapsed image..where it rose and set,
just above the horizon. I am going back to look for it now.

Peace.

Esoteric 10-18-2008 08:41 AM

Wu-Tang killa bees on the swarm.

coldhands 10-18-2008 08:58 AM

a riddle....

went for a dive in Long Valley, then over the Short Hills, and up past a Fair Lawn. I did it all in a few short hours. What state am I in?

BadNick 10-18-2008 09:34 AM

^ same as "what did Delaware?" ans.:

New Jersey ...is it cheating that I live in PA and have been through that area many times?

ring,
is it this pic of the sunrise/sunset?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...LongestDay.jpg

...or another one I posted was from Antarctica where the sun never dipped below the horizon during the Antarctic Summer...which I would have probably found at one of these two scientific research sites:

Concordia Base - Scientific Research on High Antartic Plateau - DOME C 75° S 123° E
JACARA

found this other one I thought you might be referring to...the Antarctic never sunrise or sunset

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/SunRun_.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 10-18-2008 12:20 PM

Ambidextrosexual,
I feel qualified to say:
We might all be very wrong

(Hell, it ain't even haiku)

ring 10-18-2008 12:47 PM

It was that last Antarctic image...thanks Nick.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-18-2008 03:33 PM

This thread
ain't deep-frozen yet,
or is it?

BadNick 10-18-2008 05:40 PM

ring,
here is the full size as posted on this website: 24 hour Sun Run

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0I/SunRun_.jpg

ring 10-19-2008 10:27 AM

Perspective is a cool word.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-19-2008 11:51 AM

Let's pretend I have some more now: Pete & I have been discussing those things which are not ladybugs.

ottopilot 10-19-2008 06:45 PM

When the two threads decided to move in together, they both agreed to have no strings attached.

MexicanOnABike 10-19-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2547127)
ring,
here is the full size as posted on this website: 24 hour Sun Run

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0I/SunRun_.jpg

that is aweesome!

BadNick 10-20-2008 03:40 AM

This is going to be a LONG Monday for me...though not the longest ever.

coldhands 10-20-2008 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2547641)
This is going to be a LONG Monday for me...though not the longest ever.

actually, every Monday is exactly the same length....TOO LONG!

ring 10-20-2008 06:18 AM

Time does appear to go by more quickly as we get older.

A great way to make time seem longer,
is to get into a staring contest with the clock.

Esoteric 10-20-2008 06:38 AM

I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase
Even your emotions had an echo
And so much space
Hmm mmmm
And when you're out there
Without care
Yeah I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Mmm

Does that make me crazy (x3)
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice
Thats my only advice
Hmm
Come on now
Who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha!
Bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well

I think you're crazy (x3)
Just like me

My heros had the heart, to put their lives out on the limb
And all I remember, is thinking I want to be like them
Hmm mmm
Ever since I was little
Ever since I was little it looked like fun
And its no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably


ottopilot 10-20-2008 06:44 AM

crap! it already 10:44

Esoteric 10-20-2008 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2547729)
crap! it already 10:44

This is a good thing if you're working until 6 PM.

BadNick 10-20-2008 07:23 AM

One way I think of how/why time seems to pass more rapidly as we get older:

When you are say 8 years old...one year is 12.5% of your life to that point, which is a very significant proportion so it seems like a "long" time to you.

When you are say 60 years old...one year is 1.7% of your life to that point, so it seems like a pretty short additional period.

Of course this assumes you are not travelling at the speed of light or holding a flashlight pointing into your eyes.

ring 10-21-2008 06:22 AM

The sun is so bright this morning,
I squinted only twice before the corners of my eyes became wet.


Bowie....
Oh yeah
Mm
Still dont know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought Id got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But Ive never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
Im much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Dont want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I cant trace time

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
Theyre quite aware of what theyre going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Dont tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Wheres your shame
Youve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you cant trace time

Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace Im going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now youre gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I cant trace time
I said that time may change me
But I cant trace time

Ourcrazymodern? 10-21-2008 06:39 AM

Changes, occurring,
we really cannot deny;
we'll rely on them.

ring 10-21-2008 06:48 AM

Sleep helps knit the raveled sleeve of care.

Yes it does.

ottopilot 10-21-2008 09:58 AM

sleeves that tend to stay a bit thread-bare is the curse of narcolepsy

ring 10-21-2008 12:07 PM

Narcolepsy, sounds like a snitching disease.

MexicanOnABike 10-21-2008 06:12 PM

heh... he did it!!!!!!!!!!!

BadNick 10-21-2008 08:04 PM

15796
pick up the sticks

ottopilot 10-21-2008 08:06 PM

m-o-o-n spells thread

BadNick 10-21-2008 08:11 PM

...sometimes I carry moonbeams home in a jar.

jewels 10-22-2008 01:44 AM

'cause I'll sing you to sleep when we're under the stars
because where we are, no it's not, no it's not that far

your hands are freezing now, that is my pickup line
so put your hands in mine, you look so cold.
i hope that you're warm now, the fire is said to burn
so look at my heart, my love is burning.
you keep it simple now, you don't rush anything
regrets are too hard, so let's take it slow
so turn the music down, no we don't need that
just listen to me i will sing to you

i will sing you to sleep
when you're under the stars
because where we are
no it's not, it's not that far....far tonight
you know it's not that far
you know it's not far, yeah
you know it's not that far

what do you mean to me? oh you mean everything
so when i'm late next time, please don't worry
i will be missing you, when i am not by you
and i can't wait, to hold my angel
please say that you love me, i hate it when you lie
don't close your eyes right now, 'cause you'll miss out
the sun is setting now, so give your cares to me
please look in my eyes, you trust me, and you know...

i will sing you to sleep when we're under the stars
because where we are, no it's not that
no it's not that far
and i'll sing you to sleep when we're under the stars
because where we, we are, no it's not, no it's not that far

let, you go, i won't let you go
let, you go, i won't let you go
let, you go, i won't let you go
let, you go, i won't let you go
let, you go, i won't let you go

run away, run away, run away with me...
run away, run away, run away with me...
run away, run away, run away with me...
run away, run away, run away with me...

run away, run away, run away with me...

- the knockout kings

MexicanOnABike 10-22-2008 02:41 AM

we're wayyyyyyyyy 2 slow. post more!


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