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ring 01-02-2008 12:24 PM

Get comfy
arranging our thoughts,
and blankets.

Zooksport2 01-02-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Back in seventh grade, we would watch this big rotund bellied gray
spider spin her web every night. We named her 'Sweetums.'

We left the porch light on to attract moths. We would carefully catch one
and then carefully throw it into her web.


peta would not be pleased.....

ring 01-02-2008 01:05 PM

I love pita bread.

BadNick 01-02-2008 01:18 PM

^ oh yea, with humus and some very good olive oil drizzled on it

Btw, as a kid I also used to catch bugs and throw them into the spider web just to see the little spider run over and wrap it all up for a later snack. To maintain the tradition, I recently showed this to my boys and they are now doing it regularly ...I like most spiders but I don't like most pesky bugs around/in my house.

ring 01-02-2008 01:26 PM

'Garbanzo' for president!

Tophat665 01-02-2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
'Garbanzo' for president!

Another girl for Giuliani.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-02-2008 06:53 PM

Sexism
has hardly served us:
Let's get real!

10/7/10

Zooksport2 01-02-2008 08:42 PM

I HATE spiders!!!!!

MexicanOnABike 01-02-2008 09:04 PM

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Zooksport2 01-03-2008 12:00 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 02:12 AM

10-7+1=4

ring 01-03-2008 04:59 AM

I always listen to my spider sense.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 05:51 AM

This small spider jumps
and will say outrageous things
Whenever queried.

1.0x7-1=6

ring 01-03-2008 06:13 AM

unconventional
but not ever offensive
gentle is your soul.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 08:02 AM

I'm having a dream
in which you are existing.
Don't disabuse me.

1.0x7+1=8

ring 01-03-2008 08:21 AM

Dreams are real to me.
I would love to hear you laugh,
Not only in dreams.

Tophat665 01-03-2008 09:22 AM

Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

ring 01-03-2008 09:46 AM

It's a dream to hear
someone breathing beside me,
do I dare to hope?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 09:49 AM

Aren't pickles funny?
Doesn't truth come through in waves,
or only ripples?

10=7+2+1

I cannot hate it
even when it happens, right?
I'm afraid I love you.

ring 01-03-2008 09:56 AM

Fear?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 11:01 AM

Did you just say that?
Fear is for the believers
and the brutish.

...I think I only said that I'm afraid.

Is there no difference?

I'm afraid there might be.

Unless 10÷7x2=4, which it doesn't.

ring 01-03-2008 11:05 AM

Tears never felt so good on my face.
I am moved deeply.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 11:53 AM

They chop down a tree
though I offered so much more
they now continue.

Go figure.

BadNick 01-03-2008 11:54 AM

Tears of Love
The tiny droplets.....
of tears in my eyes.....
are oceans of pain.....
that are so deep....
the more you think....
of tears in my eyes....
the more you will love me.....


^ a short excerpt from Tears of Love by Shashwat

ring 01-03-2008 11:58 AM

Intactness
sometimes is attacked
by others.

I love you.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2008 12:01 PM

If that could be true
of everybody,
they'd be here right now.

10729

BadNick 01-03-2008 12:07 PM

the breathless anticipation of what will be in 10731 is part of my 10730

ring 01-03-2008 12:15 PM

That was a very nice thing you posted badnick, I'm not familiar with Shashwat.

Let us all hug our pets, and hold on.

BadNick 01-03-2008 12:23 PM

mommy, can I have a kiss?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s/vu013105.jpg

Esoteric 01-03-2008 12:54 PM

Celestial clockwork is an elixir.
Simplifying an obscure picture.

ring 01-03-2008 12:58 PM

hey esoteric friend..here is a hug for you too along with all us other
nonsense people...who by the way seem to have the most sense.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/monkey.jpg

Hain 01-03-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Mommy, nobody wants to play with me!

Wow... that's a face for radio.

ring 01-03-2008 01:57 PM

Hey now some of my bestest friends I met in the tidepools
at Torrey Pines State park in Ca....alas they don't let people
go down into it anymore cuz some peoples would steal and disrupt.

Good times and memories...once I saw a sea slug that was almost as long as my arm...such glorious wonders...I was fortunate indeed.

Hain 01-03-2008 02:07 PM

A slug as long as your arm... Do slugs make good eating? I figure salting them is out of the question...?

BadNick 01-03-2008 02:10 PM

not a sea slug but a geoduck ...strange wonderful creature, I mean my beloved daughter devotes much of her time to planting baby geoducks on the beaches of Puget Sound

http://www.billcasselman.com/geoduck.jpg

ring 01-03-2008 02:14 PM

Stilgar, do we have wormsign?

Hain 01-03-2008 02:24 PM

You know... I am not that hungry anymore. Thanks...

Esoteric 01-03-2008 02:37 PM

Looks like the trunk of an elephant.

ring 01-03-2008 02:40 PM

It is the clash of pink fingernails and the red-plaid
that sent me shudddering.

Listen to me ..Who am I to talk sitting here in the same clothes I've slept
in for two days....well it's cold dammit..I still take a bath every day
so how could my clothes get that soiled anyway..

Hey..you know a fun thing to do if the air temp gets to be -25 F ?
Take a container of very hot water..some say boiling is best
and then take it outside...fling it into the air..and it turns into
a white powder so quickly it makes a zipping sound.

I would love to capture that on video.

Esoteric 01-03-2008 02:45 PM



It dipped to about 29 F last night down here in Clearwater. :O

ring 01-03-2008 03:46 PM

Thanks Esoteric...cool...

Hain 01-03-2008 04:39 PM

You know I really ought to--FUCK IT'S COLD!

ring 01-03-2008 05:20 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../grown-ups.jpg

Tophat665 01-03-2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Stilgar, do we have wormsign?

Call a big one, Usul!

Hain 01-03-2008 06:30 PM

Wow... I am ashamed to call myself a scifi buff for not picking up on that Dune reference...

Zooksport2 01-03-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
not a sea slug but a geoduck ...strange wonderful creature, I mean my beloved daughter devotes much of her time to planting baby geoducks on the beaches of Puget Sound

http://www.billcasselman.com/geoduck.jpg


Originally Posted by Sharon
Longer is better, so is thicker!



.3

Tophat665 01-03-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Originally Posted by Sharon
Longer is better, so is thicker!



.3

And ribbed for her pleasure...
/ And how would it have been different if it had been a Trojan Clam instead of a horse?

Esoteric 01-04-2008 06:48 AM

:I

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 06:52 AM

I admire all of you!
 
You've driven me mad.
I was sure it could happen!
Thankyou, anyway.

(Where did Sharon go?
I thought she was in the lounge.
It seems she left us.)

1.0x7-5=2

ring 01-04-2008 07:08 AM

gone for some months now she is,
hopefully happy an alright and stuff.

I read the little prince before bed last night
and then dreamed about baobob trees.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 07:22 AM

I sleep days,
when I am lucky.
Otherwise...

ring 01-04-2008 07:30 AM

I am beginning to make peace with insomnia.

All those times in high-school where sleeping 16 hours a day was normal
are but a dream to me now, I should of saved some of those in a bottle.
I imagine a lot of us feel that way at times.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 07:35 AM

Be careful with that:
It can drive you quite insane,
much as life can do.

(10756, already?)

ring 01-04-2008 07:43 AM

waning crescent 14% of the moon is illuminated.

1- 8 -2008 the moon will be new for new beginnings

Lunacy perhaps.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 08:06 AM

Probably,
maybe not at all:
You decide.

1-8, then?

10-7+5=8

ring 01-04-2008 08:11 AM

I just like to look at the sky and wonder about
the wonderfullness.

I'm a cheap date.

and I clean up fairly well if its a fancier restaraunt

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 08:19 AM

The world; made of dirt.
Fancier stuff, as may be.
I can't believe you.

Esoteric 01-04-2008 08:25 AM

What the hell.

ring 01-04-2008 08:31 AM

I feel you are sad
and that makes me sad also,
I'm sending you joy.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 08:32 AM

Surely I cannot:
This silly game you've made up
flies on its own wings.

ring 01-04-2008 08:40 AM

I'm going to be kind.
my nature knows nothing else,
that is productive.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 09:07 AM

Sorry, ring,
for misinterpreting
your meaning...

This too, would be kind,
as kind as allowed to be
if it was allowed.

ring 01-04-2008 09:14 AM

It's damn hard to talk to people
in this flat world of space.

I wish to hear voices, inflections, and to see the expressions on faces.
This whole business of communicating on line is so new to me.

I've only had a computer for a few months now, this is the first time I have ever joined a forum or tried to convey meanings by typing.

I truly am learning quickly I hope.

Ourcrazymodern I love.

Hain 01-04-2008 10:02 AM

Tracking Treasure Down
 
  • I know this will be something I remember in my head
    • Something I remember...
      • Sharp words push me back-hanging on to anything I can
        • Anything I can...
  • Why do you tell me only things I want to hear?
    • Why don't you tell me this could just dissapear?
  • At the same time [x2]
    • You keep tracking treasure down
      • At the same time [x3]
        • Tracking treasure down [x5]
          • At the same time [x2]
  • Can't stop myself tonight-wanna find something I believe
    • Something I believe...
      • Open up. Take me in. Makes no sense. Help me understand
        • Help me understand
  • Why do you tell me [x2]
    • Only things I want to hear?
      • Why don't you tell me [x2]
        • This could just dissapear
  • At the same time [x2]
    • You keep tracking treasure down
      • At the same time [x3]
        • Tracking treasure down [x5]
          • At the same time [x2]
  • You turn me on pirate ships and fairy tales...
    • You had me wishing that everything was real...
  • At the same time [x2]
    • You keep tracking treasure down...
      • At the same time [x7]
        • Tracking treasure down [x2]
          • At the same time [x2]
            • Tracking treasure down
              • At the same time [x2]
                • You keep tracking treasure down
                  • At the same time [x2]
                    • You keep tracking treasure down
                      • At the same time [x2]
                        • Tracking treasure down
                          • At the same time [x3]
                            • Tracking treasure down
                              • At the same time [x3]

ring 01-04-2008 10:09 AM

compatriots run deep...
and gratefully not silent.

goosebumps feel so......

silent running

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...running_02.jpg

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ingy/sil1a.jpg

Hain 01-04-2008 01:06 PM

WHOA Silent Running with Huey, Louie, and Dewy! I haven't seen that for ages. The ending made me sad as a kid since how that robot's power supply wouldn't be indefinite. I was such a little scifi nerd as a child. Shame on me for that Dune reference though.

ring 01-04-2008 01:23 PM

Shane! Shane! come back!

My brain hurts good like a warehouse.

Esoteric 01-04-2008 01:45 PM

Werewolf.

Hain 01-04-2008 01:53 PM

You play a demon whose been summoned from hell to clean out this methlab.

Space shuttle.

Esoteric 01-04-2008 01:54 PM

Nutmeg.

ring 01-04-2008 02:01 PM

Hey I would of of been the best k-9 ever..one sniff and I knew,

Contrary to popular belief..I neither have to be male or have ADHD

to be a good gamer...I spose at my age we could tack on another A
to that for adult...

I'll never grow up...I don't wanna go to school..
but the learning curve is hard and I loathe to appear a fool.

BadNick 01-04-2008 02:05 PM

if I may interject a moment of shortness in this longest thread:

ring, is your avatar symbolic of the ring nebula? I just noticed it might be ...or perhaps you changed it recently?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ing_Nebula.jpg

ring 01-04-2008 02:16 PM

I googled 'Ringworld' art from Larry Niven's book 'Ring world.'

The avatar is computer generated and it should not take me long
to back track and give credit to the artist who made it.

I tried to use various other images of the cat eye nebula and such
but much was lost in the compression factor.

Hain 01-04-2008 02:23 PM

Mmmm Ringworld, four books that had nothing going for them other than they were on a fantastic concept of science fiction, practically a pornographic super-technological structure to an engineering student. Why can't I have scrith?

MIT spent time analyzing a Ringworld structure, they also offered courses on Rubics cubes... they have too much time on their hands.

Esoteric 01-04-2008 02:25 PM

There are times.. when you'll need someone..
I will be by your side..
There is a light, that shines,
Special for you, and me..

Hain 01-04-2008 02:29 PM

Roger Water's Hello I Love You
http://www.onlylyrics.com/hits.php?grid=7&id=1006639

Hello I love you
Is there anybody in there?
Put down the phone
Shut up the shop
Make all their techno babble stop
We'll find a short-waved frequency
the wave connecting you and me
Hello I love you!
Song and Lyrics   click to show 

ring 01-04-2008 02:43 PM

It is rather amazing that Larry Niven had to turn apoligist
about his constructures. Such a gracious man...

So my darlings....how do we even broach Tiptree?


Oh shit...did Tiptree write that short story about...being in deep
space and the virus talked to him,well knowing that it was going to do...
whatever ..... and eventually kill him..yet had a loving connection with
him as well?

Sometimes I get confused and fuse memories.

Hain 01-04-2008 02:47 PM

That's kinda a let down... a virus that could fall in love with you? Would accurately describe ever relationship I have had for the past three years. :lol:

Oh.. I am going to die a lonely lonely old dirty man.

Tophat665 01-04-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric
Werewolf.

There.

There wolf.

There castle.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 04:57 PM

What have we, really,
that can glow beyond the pale?
Imagination.

Just act, like, normal,
even if you cannot be,
is not good advice.

Zooksport2 01-04-2008 09:51 PM

I working tonight, unloading a ship, 14 hours straight. then s;eep all day tomorrow

Esoteric 01-05-2008 05:14 AM

Skeet skeet motherfuckers.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 06:01 AM

You've no idea
how I disrespect that word
though I respect YOU.

10786?

ring 01-05-2008 06:36 AM

I went to stay my mom's house last night,
We played cards and had a great time.
She has been very sick with some weird virus
that has hung on for too long but she is starting
to feel some-what better.

Hello everyone!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 07:03 AM

Hi, ring! If you convince your mom she's better, she will be. It's faith healing caused by belief in yourself.

(Damnit, there goes my virtually unbroken string of haikus!)

10788

ring 01-05-2008 07:11 AM

I do believe that is why she is feeling better,
she gave those little invaders a good talking to
and she is making herself better for sure.

I am going to the humane society today or tommorow,
I might have a new friend soon.

Edit....going now to pick up the little miracle doggie...
I've puppie proofed the house...boy am I ever ecstatically ecstatic.

I am a little happy huh?....I now infect all of you with my glorious
happiness... you can't help yourself...you are smiling and rejoicing with me.

I never had human children....I can't even imagine how that glorious miracle
must feel....anyway folks...later good people.

MexicanOnABike 01-05-2008 10:17 AM

not going fast enough for me! post post post!!! x10000

Kaimi 01-05-2008 01:00 PM

After killing
a spider, how lonely I feel
in the cold of night

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 01:53 PM

As if instinctive
our facility makes it
easier for us.

1x0-7+9=2

ring 01-05-2008 02:17 PM

my puppies asleep
sighing so contentedly
his name is Quincy..

A havanese-poodle mix....we found each other...

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 02:28 PM

Congratulations!
I hope for you and Quincy
many happy years.

10794

ring 01-05-2008 02:38 PM

Thank you...

animals are the best peoples...

I no longer feel afraid to love again..

Yeah...I believe in miracles....the're sexy things....

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 02:44 PM

Why don't my pants fit?
You blew my skirt up again.
And thankYOU for that!

10796

ring 01-05-2008 02:45 PM

I love your guts man.

Esoteric 01-05-2008 03:16 PM

What is with the haikus omg.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 03:21 PM

Peace and Joy!
Ten seven nine nine
And be well!

ring 01-05-2008 03:45 PM

Hi cuckoo to you tutu, essoterra firma...wordplay is lunge..thrust
parry..riposte...and no paper towels for a quick picker upper..

Someday we might be able to have devices that could show us the dreams
we had last time we slept....

Hain 01-05-2008 03:52 PM

I was always hoping they would make a pill that would just allow those flashing visions be stored into our memory.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 03:56 PM

Our beliefs
have been fucking us
forever.

10-8.0=2

MexicanOnABike 01-05-2008 03:57 PM

randomation!


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