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BadNick 12-22-2008 10:08 AM

the one and only "16201"!!!!

ring 12-22-2008 02:30 PM

You can tell them, his name was William Hughes Mearns. (1875- 1965)



As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away...


When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)


Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away




William Hughes Mearns - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

MexicanOnABike 12-22-2008 07:29 PM

newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagee.

BadNick 12-22-2008 08:16 PM

post 16204 on page 406 on 12/22/2008 at 11:16pm eastern U.S. time

carrot glace 12-22-2008 10:32 PM

just got back from long beach, thats the last time i drive all that way just to eat an overpriced sandwich and fries

MexicanOnABike 12-23-2008 03:40 AM

16666 by newyears guys?!

ring 12-23-2008 07:52 AM

I know a fella who would love to have that post.

BadNick 12-23-2008 10:23 AM

I wonder if a "largest" catfish might also be a "longest"?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sc/catfish.jpg

MexicanOnABike 12-23-2008 03:21 PM

hmm. eatable? i'd like a little fish and chip.

BadNick 12-23-2008 04:47 PM

with a cold beer or few.

Esoteric 12-23-2008 06:23 PM

That's a big fish.

BadNick 12-23-2008 09:27 PM

Florida has the second longest coastline of any U.S. state. Alaska has the longest coastline.

carrot glace 12-24-2008 01:41 AM

what about hawaii?

Dixy 12-24-2008 05:27 AM

Tragic news from up north.


http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/1100/image001hm3.jpg

BadNick 12-24-2008 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace (Post 2576208)
what about hawaii?

I'm pretty sure that even if you added up all the coastlines of all the Hawaiin Islands, they would not be close to the 6640 miles of Alaskan coastline (more than all other states combined) or the even the 1350 miles of Floridian coastline.
O.K.....based on a quick search, it appears that the total coastline of the Hawaiin Islands is ~750 miles.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...coastlines.jpg


quick plug: Palin sucks! ...I doubt she's even a good shot. And I'm pretty sure that's NOT Rudolf. He has a much larger rack than that.


Btw, these are the longest legs I've found so far.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ongestlegs.jpg

carrot glace 12-24-2008 03:12 PM

i wonder if he'll make it to the top? or he stops somewhere inbetween

BadNick 12-24-2008 03:50 PM

Maybe size matters and he looks too small to make much of an impact....well, unless he falls.

carrot glace 12-25-2008 12:16 AM

you know what else? those legs have no calves, or even knees!
also, i think he has a gap in his teeth!

BadNick 12-25-2008 08:20 AM

You are such an extraordinarily smart carrot...maybe it's that glace.

A little gap in the teeth can be sort of attractive, but no calves or knees....paaalllllleeeeeease!

carrot glace 12-25-2008 12:25 PM

its not even about the legs, what if its not all in proportion? what if it is? in either case that guy is crazy ;)
16220

BadNick 12-25-2008 06:28 PM

how true...how true. << strangely enough, that's not a question.

16221
I don't suck my thumb (usually)

carrot glace 12-26-2008 12:45 AM

16222
i need to get a out more

Esoteric 12-27-2008 05:44 AM

|:

coldhands 12-27-2008 06:50 AM

Sixteen thousand two hundred and twenty-four!

Esoteric 12-27-2008 08:59 AM

Yeayuhhhhhzzzzzzzz

BadNick 12-27-2008 10:33 AM

It is getting longer but definitely not yet the longest.

Esoteric 12-27-2008 10:34 AM

Soon we shall overcome.

BadNick 12-27-2008 04:40 PM

...sounds messy, I'll wear galoshes....the longest ones I can find.

carrot glace 12-28-2008 12:51 AM

i wish i had a heater

Esoteric 12-28-2008 06:20 AM

http://www.charlesandhudson.com/arch...ace-heater.jpg

carrot glace 12-28-2008 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2577166)

is it odd that this picture makes me feel warmer for looking at it?

BadNick 12-28-2008 03:24 PM

I wish you all the warmth and happiness you desire...not to mention this post makes this thread even longer.

MexicanOnABike 12-28-2008 04:22 PM

hey! it's almost new. what is? next year!

BadNick 12-28-2008 04:55 PM

I'm not giving this one up so easily....three more days of fun left in this year. Then I'm looking forward to going to a real fun New Year's Eve party at my bro-in-law's.

Esoteric 12-28-2008 05:50 PM

you must construct additional pylons.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x42/zal88/pylon.jpg

carrot glace 12-29-2008 03:04 AM

im going to vegas for new years, anybody wanna meet up? we can get plastered together ^^

Zooksport2 12-29-2008 03:08 AM

Gonna be over 100 degrees here, tomorrow.

Don't need no ruddy heater....

ring 12-29-2008 08:36 AM

Gad Zooks !

We have sorely missed you.

100..eh? time to fry some eggies on the bonnet.

carrot glace 12-29-2008 10:25 PM

yea its just starting to get warm again, wonder how long thats gonna last

ring 12-30-2008 07:55 AM

bye

BadNick 12-30-2008 10:11 AM

A couple longest goodbyes...take your pick but don't pick your nose...or go ahead and pick your nose if you really want to, I do.

Boston Red Sox - The longest goodbye - The Boston Globe

The Longest Goodbye - The Vanished
Woah... [3x]

I need this,
Like I need to face this kiss,
I'm cursin' that I wanna miss

Is the feelin that gettin,
And I know that I'll regret it,

When I wait to find,
I'm tangled and waste their time.
Lying here for 3 whole days,
Nothing's changed.

Waited too long just to be somewhere

[Chorus]
So I fade away,
Into another yesterday,
Addicted to a pack of lies,
This is the longest goodbye.

Try and keep it,
My little secret,
Locked in a room.

I hate it, but I need it,
And I'm startin to believe in

My own lies,
Singing like lullabies,
Is that we get it all and end it
Maybe we can stop pretending
That it's all OK

[Chorus 2x]
So I fade away,
Into another yesterday,
Addicted to another lie,
This is the longest goodbye...

[4x]
But wait a moment
Cause that's all we got.
(Cause that's all we got!)

So I fade away,
Into another yesterday.
Addicted to another lie...

Fade away,
Into another yesterday,
Addicted to another lie
This is the longest...

[In background:
(I hate it but I need it and I'm startin to believe it)]

So fade away,
Into another yesterday,
Addicted to another lie,
This is the longest goodbye.

MexicanOnABike 12-30-2008 06:21 PM

yru123

BadNick 12-30-2008 09:06 PM

16243 is a Main-belt Asteroid JPL Small-Body Database Browser

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...951_Gaspra.jpg

genuinegirly 12-30-2008 09:09 PM

Whew! Another day complete.

BadNick 12-30-2008 09:18 PM

gg, that reminds me...whew!...almost another year complete!

MexicanOnABike 12-31-2008 03:42 AM

5 more days!

ring 12-31-2008 08:04 AM

empty and abandoned

Ourcrazymodern? 12-31-2008 03:24 PM

Take my maidenhead.
I offer it willingly.
Please trust me on this.

Oh, & Happy New Year!

MexicanOnABike 12-31-2008 06:42 PM

2mone grs111111

Zooksport2 12-31-2008 08:55 PM

39 for new years day. oh crap

MexicanOnABike 12-31-2008 11:29 PM

oups. that was 2 more hrs. !!! now over for 2hrs. nothing special.

BadNick 01-01-2009 10:46 AM

I found a new "longest" thing that was completed between Dec. 28 and today in Bucharest, the new capital of the longest sausage on earth, and I'm happy to see that they're eating it not just looking at it or measuring it.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Bucharest3.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Bucharest2.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Bucharest4.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eBucharest.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-01-2009 01:00 PM

sweet... i'll take a peice

Ourcrazymodern? 01-01-2009 01:42 PM

The longest sausage
might satisfy appetites
of more sorts than one.

16254
-----Added 1/1/2009 at 07 : 24 : 34-----
With enough input
this humble thread's expansion
will accelerate.

Yeast.

carrot glace 01-02-2009 05:19 AM

happy new-year! vegas was awesome, and too many jack/cokes makes me throw up in my mouth, i wanted to get an 'adios, motherfucker' but i didnt want to get into any trouble by myself

ring 01-02-2009 12:29 PM

I am so happy to be breathing.
Breathing in the air that sustains,
breathing in all of life's experiences.

I breathe.

BadNick 01-02-2009 01:39 PM

This is pretty cool...ice construction in Harbin, China (no melamines!):

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...arbinChina.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rbinChina2.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rbinChina3.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rbinChina4.jpg

highdro69 01-02-2009 02:58 PM

holy crap, that might just be one of the coolest things i've ever see

Ourcrazymodern? 01-02-2009 08:18 PM

I want my life back,
as if it was mine to have.
...What made me think that?

16-2-5=9

carrot glace 01-02-2009 09:17 PM

later they cover it in cherry syrup, and eat it

MexicanOnABike 01-03-2009 07:37 AM

yum

ottopilot 01-03-2009 11:20 AM

it's not how wide it is, it's how long it is.

ring 01-03-2009 01:30 PM

I think the fact that it has been too long,
has made me a little squirrely nuts.

Come hades or tidals waves,
I shall gaze into those eyes without a trace of guile.......
soon.

carrot glace 01-03-2009 02:58 PM

the spirit is funny, not badass like sin city

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2009 03:22 PM

When I seem unclear,
question me like you listened,
or shut the fuck up.

(This message has been altered for the sake of clarity.)

BadNick 01-03-2009 05:41 PM

And quite clear it is, my dear sir.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sion_clear.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...GsaFqn8eye.gif

hotzot 01-03-2009 08:35 PM

you know for what it's worth, this has been a very long thread.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2009 10:02 AM

Easy to dismiss?
(Silent chuckles, undisguised):
The people listen.

-abr

ring 01-04-2009 11:47 AM

"unique [yew-neek]
Adjective
1. being the only one of a particular type
2. unique to concerning or belonging to a particular person, thing, or group: certain dishes are unique to this restaurant
3. without equal or like
4. Informal remarkable [Latin unicus unparalleled]
uniquely adv
USAGE: Unique is normally taken to describe an absolute state, i.e. one that cannot be qualified; thus something is either unique or not unique; it cannot be rather unique or very unique. However unique is sometimes used informally to mean remarkable or unusual, and this makes it possible to use comparatives or intensifiers with it, although many people object to this use."


I am so close to remembering the details of an amazingly wonderful
dream I had last night.

It was good.
The fact it was good,
good enough.

MexicanOnABike 01-04-2009 01:59 PM

that is a fucking awesome table!!!!!!!! i want one ... just to show off!

highdro69 01-04-2009 02:15 PM

you require more vespene gas
http://b.mektroid.net/vespene_gas.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-04-2009 03:50 PM

sweet! where did you find that?! more videogame posters!~

BadNick 01-04-2009 08:10 PM

In case anybody wants a pony, here's what it looks like during embryo development at

30 days
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bryo1Horse.jpg

65 days
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bryo2Horse.jpg

a few months
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...o3HorseBig.jpg

Zooksport2 01-04-2009 11:59 PM

I do like a nice Vegimite and cheese sandwich.

highdro69 01-05-2009 12:05 AM

"Look at the last mother fucker who tried to eat me"

http://www.whatheck.com/uploaded_ima...ank-732675.jpg
-----Added 5/1/2009 at 03 : 07 : 13-----
And. oh yea, say goodbye to NSFW as we know it!!!

http://content3.clipmarks.com/blog_c...9-38613D7657CF

MexicanOnABike 01-05-2009 05:27 AM

haha. I wonder where it goes when he's done with it.

ring 01-05-2009 09:10 AM

Oh my yes.
Thanks for finding these images,
Ourcrazymodern?!..wake up!...you gotta see these!





Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2579752)
In case anybody wants a pony, here's what it looks like during embryo development at

30 days
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bryo1Horse.jpg

65 days
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bryo2Horse.jpg

a few months
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...o3HorseBig.jpg


Esoteric 01-05-2009 02:24 PM

Water is good.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2009 06:53 PM

(16+2-7=9)

Amniotic fluid is
essential to our mammal beings.
You can call me Pony Boy.

Thanks for the heads up, ring, and for the pictures, BadNick!

BadNick 01-05-2009 08:35 PM

I'm glad you guys enjoyed the pony pics. I thought they were pretty cool.

I couldn't resist doing an image search for Pony Boy, which turned up lots of nice pics, and a couple of my favorite are:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-C12069231.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...oy-slave-2.jpg

carrot glace 01-05-2009 08:52 PM

wow, ponyboy, makes sense

ring 01-06-2009 08:15 AM

Ponyman

highdro69 01-06-2009 09:43 AM

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Sy8EXCmB5vU/Rw...bRhk/Rog-O.jpg

BadNick 01-06-2009 05:53 PM

I just found out about what is apparently the World's Longest Underground River. It is the Hang Khe Rhy (aka Grass Stream Cave) and is situated in the Bo Trach district of the Vietnamese province of Quang Binh. Discovery of the World's Longest Underground River: ThingsAsian

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...29g02_lcon.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-06-2009 06:36 PM

1234 almost 20000 posts.

Esoteric 01-06-2009 07:40 PM

Parabola.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-06-2009 07:47 PM

16-2-8=6

BadNick 01-06-2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2580470)
Parabola.


Cycloid!!! It's so cool it makes me dizzy.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...loidAnim04.gif
A cycloid generated by a rolling circle.

A cycloid is the curve defined by the path of a point on the edge of circular wheel as the wheel rolls along a straight line. It is an example of a roulette, a curve generated by a curve rolling on another curve.

The cycloid is the solution to the brachistochrone problem (i.e. it is the curve of fastest descent under gravity) and the related tautochrone problem (i.e. the period of a ball rolling back and forth inside it does not depend on the ball's starting position).

carrot glace 01-07-2009 01:08 AM

circumcision!?

BadNick 01-07-2009 05:01 AM

ouch! <<< I suppose it was "The Longest..." but I was circumcised when I was 10 years old.

highdro69 01-07-2009 04:40 PM

hysterectomy?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-07-2009 07:16 PM

Nothing's never happening.
The singularity was, is now,
& will be, ever after.

carrot glace 01-08-2009 01:34 AM

well my little sailor still wears his cap to dinner

BadNick 01-08-2009 04:39 AM

A Rat In Tommy's House Might Eat Tommy's Ice Cream

mnemonics are cool: Child's Autism Helps Author Write Mnemonic Book : NPR

Zooksport2 01-08-2009 04:47 AM

15 whores had 36 roots in 24 hours

BadNick 01-08-2009 09:09 AM

ahhh, post 16296....one of my favorite numbers of all time!

When I was 16 I tried to act like I was 29 and ended up looking more like I was 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2 (Post 2581013)
15 whores had 36 roots in 24 hours

Sorry if I'm being dumb, but can you explain this or is it random?

Esoteric 01-08-2009 02:21 PM

One time for your mind, one time.

highdro69 01-08-2009 02:38 PM

the order of species in a kingdom: Please Come Over For Gay Sex

Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

MexicanOnABike 01-08-2009 03:02 PM

cuz i'm goin crazy!

ring 01-08-2009 03:17 PM

I have the matriarch's approval and blessing,for me to relocate.

She wants me to be happy above all else.

I wish everyone could have the most wonderful mother like I do.

I know it's a tad early.....but..HAPPY MOTHER's DAY!


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