twenty-five hundred

OO lookit thet....

and again:

You're alluding to "that other" thread. I like a fair contest, but I wonder if there is some way to cheat and beat them?...like some kind of script that also posts every post in there into this thread, just to help us along, so to speak.

The Proclaimers always make me think of Boiled in Lead. For a number of reasons, really...

Spidey and I were discussing pond water, recently.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/imgev2.jpg


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/plankton.jpg

Some of those look dangerous!

I'm saying hello
to ring right at this moment.
She says hello back.

Hello

two thousand, four hundred, ninety-nine (is that how you spell it?... this is from, like, third grade)

& in the third grade
had a wonderful teacher
without equal since.

two4nine8

2499 Brunk has eccentricity of 0.1220018 which I think is less than mine.

Jet, while you were in third grade at that time, I had just moved into the house that I still live in today.

2497 bottles of beer on the wall

So, the first week of February, 1998? (2,4-98)

That would be a right uncanny coincidence if I was in the 3rd grade at that time, but my my mind's math tells me that was only 11-1/2 years ago. Way off on estimating my age, I think, with tinkering.

(Now I actually have to consult google on how many seasons it's been since I was in the third grade)


- 2496.

oops, I mistook what you said. I mean that 2499 Brunk was discovered in Nov. 1978.

2495 I am jive

Unbelievable.

International Wheelchair and Amputee Sports Federation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia there in that time in which I outlined. I had to use more fingers than I had anticipated but I was in the third grade at that time.

That's it. I am the most coincidental man in the universe. Nothing else. Trademark it. Postmark the date. You've met that guy, and I'll probably help you pick up your grocery bag or tell you the time or nod your your way next year this week wherever you may be, because I'm just that uncanny.

2494

talk about unbelievable, in 2494 I'll be 545 years old. Well, that's not really unbelievable.

2493 I like a tree

my parathensized comments as you were alluding to above were me pondering-on-a-print-screen that spelling long numers out were a part of the curriculum of young third-graders.

2492 as you choose. (look up that date; it's up to you) ... (and wikipedia)

Would this work?

2491

Hey, it did.

May 6, 2492: Belgian astronomer Jean Meeus asserts that the orbits of all eight planets and Pluto will be within the same 90° arc of the Solar System. The last time this is believed to have occurred was on February 1, 949.

Buck Rogers (c. 2419 with the original comics; 2491 with the 1970s TV series).

Sadly, the year 2490, both in reality and in fiction, had not much going on at the time.

Maybe a dinosaur died out that year, and just one person notied this, but while running he got tired, and a tree fell on him. Nobody heard it.

two four eight nine
 

That must be by doc18, and that reply must be two years old, if not older.
I've never said to be more than a dualist, and I've entirely too long to watch my first and only television program for the day.

Also, for more info on Jean Meeus, encapsulate his name with the [WIKI] tags.





Here's the first paragraph summary of his work and life:

Jean Meeus (born 1928) is a Belgian astronomer specializing in celestial mechanics. The asteroid 2213 Meeus is named after him.

Jean Meeus studied mathematics at the University of Leuven in Belgium, where he received the Degree of Licentiate in 1953. From then until his retirement in 1993 , he was a meteorologist at Brussels Airport.

His area of interest is spherical and mathematical astronomy.

In 1986 he won the Amateur Achievement Award of the Astronomical Society of the Pacific.

24 ate 8 ...ahh, quite filling

That Mr. Meeus was quite the scientist.

The original date baffled me when I went further on to read that he died in 1993.

I wonder when the next planetary 90 arch thingamob is happening... if it happened in 949, then again in 2942, well, then... ahem, carry the 7, add two millenia, then perhaps in my lifetime?

4935? I'll let the scientists figure that one out.

By the way, twenty-four eighty-seven.

This will get nearly as repetitive

2486 and bedtime for this bonzo

I've been waiting for you, and I've held off watching my programs for nearly two hours.

I'm very multi-task-oriented, so much so I skip to things upon other things while going halfway through them all, I leave them all to be finished until tomorrow. I got to work on that.

Here's some dumb thing I clicked on youtube: Bikini party (I don't think I'm going to finish watching this video. Perhaps you'll fill me in tomorrow.)

and some stupid twigs I followed via the forums: Thugs attack two men in dresses... who turn out to be cage fighters | Mail Online


Goodnight bonzo. Gonzo.

This looks like a sad picture. Sad, like goodbye.

(cues the ending theme to 'The Incredible Hulk')

Goodnight blue-horned feathery never-quite-measured-up friend.

You'll find your peace, somewhere.

I fixed a few of my images in the linkage thread... one on page two, and the other the exact post of my (second?) return.

Here it is (fixed):

And the post before it: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/2589149-post343.html
as well as subsequent: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/2601131-post345.html
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/2602629-post346.html

Wow, you've been busy!

Thanks, Jet, that kept me busy and interested for several of the last few minutes. I especially enjoyed the bikini party, the chicks were really cute, and the guys were decent; seemed like a nouveau suburban kinda party. And I'm committing to memory my newly learned mantra: don't mess with cage fighter transvestites...not that I would have anyway.

2482 or so?

2481 what looks interesting here, I wonder...

I woulda guessed 2479 for this one...which obviously is the 500th Anniversary of The 1979 World Series wherein the National League's Pittsburgh Pirates were pitted against the American League's Baltimore Orioles, with the Pirates coming back from a three games to one deficit to win the Series in seven games. And lest we forget...the Pirates were famous for adopting Sister Sledge's hit anthem "We Are Family" as their theme song.

This year, all the pirate-themed teams are very, how you say, incompetent.

2480 1/2

Impotent pirates? What?

There's not enough rum
in more than the seven seas
to make you wonder.

...but listen!
Can you hear denim?
On or off?

I'm confusing chevies, levies and Levi's.

No I am not. I lied.

Confusion can be easy
unlike thinking flown too far afield
& thus problematical.

You do not lie.

2478.

I posted the song already, rihgt?

I'm speechless for this moment. Is it 2477?

My hnads are super-duper dyslexic

two four seven six

is that bad, or a problem? Maybe just try to do everything backwards and it'll end up frontwards.

2475 < see. I typed in 5, 7, 4, 2 but it is now frontwards!

24 74

I can't think of anything more to add.

Your being adds.

oh I remember 2525...it could have been scary except I'm an eternal optimist....2472 i think?...though I've lost the if and why

I haven't bought a Sports Illustrated in over two years, I'm so ashamed.

two - 2471 = bleary-eyed tired.

Elsa Benitez

His wife had been killed in an suspicious accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"Aye, she spoke without interruption for about forty years," said Finnegan.

Poor Finnegan...

My son has a subscription to Sports Illustrated but he seems to never look at them. So after they lay around for a while and a couple accumulate, I throw them into the paper recycling...except for the swimsuit issue which I retain for reference/research purposes.

Elsa Benítez
Birth name Elsa Benítez
Date of birth December 8, 1977
Place of birth Hermosillo, Sonora, Mexico
Height 5 ft 10 in (180 cm)
Measurements 34-24-34 (US); 86-61-86 (EU)
Weight 120 lbs (56 kg)
Dress size 8 (US); 38 (EU)

2468 who do we appreciate? bus driver, bus driver yeah yeah yeah!

19549

five oh.

2467

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http://i38.tinypic.com/s28mio.jpg

Sometimes the doing
is hardly worth the going
& sometimes it is.

More fiber.

I'm fibrous enough:
Sometimes way too stiff, I'm told.
Xylem is a tool.

again, coincidental, as I just polished off a box of shredded mini-wheats, and snagged a helping of Metamucil from the cupboard. I also accomplished something that I'd hadn't done this entire eighth month of the year, and it was all thanks to a simple cup of coffee (I think). I'm beyond relieved at this point.

deal is shush
hole gray inn
vibe burr

that's what he told me.

twenty four on route 66. Won't you beckon that call?

19556 >> 2465!!!

maybe magic?

She's repairing the bedroom?
I heard that & got all excited.
Maybe I should get in more.

Is it a coincidence that 64 dolphin hours equals 24 human hours? In my estimation, it does equal one or the other. Of which I made up.

24=64

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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/...c3b5a028_m.jpg

Slick.

Since natural lubricants
will never be outdone while we live,
I nominate saliva.:):thumbsup:

Snail trail juice?

I hear people buy that by the truckloads.

2463? It's hard counting backwards.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday

You jumped?

It wasn't turnips
that were being transported
& his hat flew first.

Leave my hat out of this....

I might just start posting comedians to balance out the music video streams.

Then again, why do we need comedians when we've got hilarious replies flowing in here daily?

2462 two two

Why muss your hairdo?
I wear mine to hide nothing.
You know what I mean.

(too lazy to log ring out - ocm?)

Then again,
if your jetstream fails,
here's one more.

2461 one one

Jean Meesus joke:

The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize.

2460 oh

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.

2459

maybe I should start posting my bookmarks... I have over 959 of them to let you know, so I'm just like a Porsche.

except that I'm nowhere near as fast at clearing through them, so I'm a slow, burdened-down one. Change my oil.


This one looks interesting, I'll click it as well to find out what it is (hope it's not nudity): Will Murai

Lucky three fer.

nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer on the wall
nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer
if one of the bottles should happen to fall

one

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two

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three

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four

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five

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six

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seven

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245 ... eight

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245 ... eight

damn, now it's nineteen thousand five hundred seventy six bottles of beer on the wall! I need to drink faster.

Here's a counting link, which is quite long, and quite aesthetic.

24sixtyseven

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sorry about the hiccup... the bookmarked site wasn't technically 'bookmarked', but just scribbled on the sole of my shoe somewhere.

here it is: to22

Somehow I missed the sunrise today.

I was awake the whole time. It didn't "come up" as planned, but was obscured by cloud covers, and still is... so the sun is not really present in any facet other than minimal daylight.

Welcome back; coincidental in nature, as I just posted bunches of bunnies.

Indeed, adorable bunches of bunnies. Thank you for mentioning their presence, I wouldn't have gone looking had you not.

The earth turns in for the night.

Dark sunglassed,

clouds in our coffee.

You mean there's coffee?
That could keep me up all night.
I sense subterfuge.

:thumbsup::eek::)

I drank coffee, with chunks of undissolved milk, and no toast, at 1721, as my first meal of the day.

I lead a very empty life, or so says my stomach.

2465

Life is as empty
as one's caring can make it.
May I send you food?

I have more than too many a patch of watermelon photographs and piktchers, despite the fact that I don't care for the fruit all that much.

I love watermelon hard candies and rot-my-teeth sweets, but the actual fruit, I'm indifferent about.

It tastes like water, have you noticed this?

http://17.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIx...fqgbo1_500.jpg

2464... wait, why am I counting forward now? 2458? 2457...

Counts and Countesses slip.
Whispers of phantasms sharpening,
guillotine.

"they" seem to be 2256 ahead of us!

that's nothing! they were once over 10000 ahead and we caught up. let's just keep it up!

I wasn't quite ready for
another virgin experience.
It came to me anyway.

2255

watermelons are now my modus operandi.

I need to find a picture.

I found one.

2254.

Maybe a watermelon pun to top it off?

2253
 

I don't have a watermelon pun.

This may be funny, depending on if you get it or not:

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten,
but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

(funny)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-cop?

Yummy.

That is what you'd say, too, if you saw the delectable watermelon pics I am looking at now.

2452

I don't know if I know exactly who this is a portrayal of, but the photographer is Claude Azoulay.

One of the many celebrity pictorials I have access to, and perhaps a good candidate for whatever that thread is about "Classic Hollywood Portraits".

I prefer to share with you guys, though.

2451

you are bouncing between the numbers, just like Jeremy Maclin is today. (I'm still not sure if you are one of those of rotten, stinkin' dirty, drunk bird fans that typify Philadelphia fanatics, but I tend to think not)

2451 (man, we have got to post faster; we've only accomplished 50 posts in 3-4 days time)

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072009/28/pics/100_pics.jpg

if the hotlink fails, as I expect it to: http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072009/28/pics/100_pics.jpg

I might seem erect,
tho' you officers are fruits,
you can take me down.

Thanks for sharing, Jet. I'm guessing that is Claudia Cardinale.

I've been called most of those things. Love you, too, Jet.

Btw, my counting is simply subtracting the number of posts in this thread from the number in the other thread, and then posting it here. Like this:

2246!!!