Traitors???? In our midst!???? That's disgraceful!

You won't find me even reading the thread which can't be named, let alone posting in it!

Pathetic, ain't it....

New Rule: Every time you log on to the TFP, you post in here.

Before you leave, stop in again and see if you can leave just one more message :D

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken."

Sweet First Reply!!! (Give or take 4804...)

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

::Skanks around room::
Longest thread ever.
Oi! Oi! Oi!

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

God I'm tired :/ I'm never this tired after only staying up all night... Well, I guess I am now...

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Lyrics to add some more bulshit to this crazy thread
 

I'm money broke and it's no joke can't cope use the rope this time
nuckel up buckel up the ride's getting rough but i will not loose my mind
i asked'em if i could come in and the first thing they said was no
if i can't come in thats mean that i can't come back that means i got nowhere to go
i'm a hyena fighting for lion share
sometimes the lions share ain't there

absent from political authority an animal i've become total disorder and confusion is the life style that i run permit me to do what i want and i will i'm a nomad to travel concrete class stone and gravel

i'm a hyena fighting for lion share
sometimes the lions share ain't there

every time i turn around it's the same sad story getting ganked i wish it could end in lifes comisary i'm a bad missionary with a wicked message i sent
who can i trust in a world of greed when i'm taught to take and not to give

who can i trust when i'm taught to take and not to give

I'm money broke and it's no joke can't core use the rope this time nuckel up buckel up the ride's getting rough but i will not loose my mind permit me to do what i want and i will i'm a nomad to travel
concrete class stone and gravel

Actually, some observers dispute the notion that markets behave consistently with the efficient market hypothesis, especially in its stronger forms. Some economists, mathematicians and market practitioners cannot believe that man-made markets are strong-form efficient when there are prima facie reasons for inefficiency including the slow diffusion of information, the relatively great power of some market participants (e.g. financial institutions), and the existence of apparently sophisticated professional investors. The way that markets react to news surprises is perhaps the most visible flaw in the efficient market hypothesis. For example, news events such as surprise interest rate changes from central banks are not instantaneously taken account of in stock prices, but rather cause sustained movement of prices over periods from hours to months.

whatever!...

Bump......

huh? what? I don't get it.

That OK, neither do I. But I could, if someone would only explain it to me...

Actually, some observers dispute the notion that markets behave consistently with the efficient market hypothesis, especially in its stronger forms. Some economists, mathematicians and market practitioners cannot believe that man-made markets are strong-form efficient when there are prima facie reasons for inefficiency including the slow diffusion of information, the relatively great power of some market participants (e.g. financial institutions), and the existence of apparently sophisticated professional investors. The way that markets react to news surprises is perhaps the most visible flaw in the efficient market hypothesis. For example, news events such as surprise interest rate changes from central banks are not instantaneously taken account of in stock prices, but rather cause sustained movement of prices over periods from hours to months.

Now thats an explanation.

Thank you!

Hey, no need to thank me... I never read past the first 2 lines. I got confused. gave up. But remembered the cause, so posted a reply. Any damn thing, really, just for the cause... really.... :)

More song lyrics:

Casper was fucked in the ass by fifty Muslims.
He was fucked twenty-five times on top.
He was also fucked thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow
And eleven more times at the bank.
He was fucked at night in the ass.
His ass was a bit ruptured.

He was born for getting ass-rammed!
Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper got fucked in the ass brutally
And the fifty Muslims' semen was pissed on his tonsils.
He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim jism.
He was so full of cum, he had to shit.
This guy really took a shit, pushed away the Muslim jism
And took his own foreskin
And started fucking himself in his ass brutally.

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.
At the hospital, he told the doctor to say "asshole licker".
After the doctor said "asshole licker".
He got on top of Casper and started fucking him in his ass brutally.
So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic
And became loose for super duper maneuvers!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!

And to what beat would one sing this inspirational piece to?

How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick??! Tell me god dammit!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

A peck is 8 dry quarts.

therefore the answer is.... ONE.

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Your right!

thanks for keeping an eye on this thread while i wasnt posting. :)

and heres a nother post

Tamarind (tamarindo) -
[TAM-uh-rihnd] Also known as Indian date , the tamarind is the fruit of a tall shade tree native to Asia and northern Africa and widely grown in India. In Mexico tamarind is used to flavor beverages as well as soups and stews.

where is everyone? we should get 10post minimum in here a day!

i'm aiming to get post 5000 for myself. :)

Well, I doing MY bit! but the task seems so..... well... daunting.

wow. i think this really is the longest post i have seen on any website. good going tilted nonsense. maybe we can keep this up. imma come back & post a few more times just to add to it.

okay, here's something i read in a "brazzo" comic strip . . . karl rove says to plato: but surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

And here's anuther post. Happy fathers day, dads

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

randomness: heres the lottery winners for next week: 4 33 12 49 16 38

Those are my numbers! where'd you find them!

That's one messed up baby Zooksport2...

Nah, He's not messed up.... Just mischievous... :)

do I have to split the jackpot?

You better!

Just stopping by.

and another day marches on... good morning everyone

days almost done, I'm at work and all's right with the world.

Bump :D

Let's get some more posts in here!

Ima doin' me best....

The big post #4845!
http://www.thekansascitystore.com/im...rks2005450.jpg

Must have more posts!

"Long before Saint George encountered his legendary beast, the Dragon played an influential and beneficial role in Chinese culture. An amalgam of several creatures, including monitor lizards, pythons and the Chinese alligator, the polymorphic dragon was a water spirit, responsible for bringing the rains and thus insuring the survival of crops. The dragon was symbolic guardian to the gods, and was the source of true wisdom. This latter feature most likely resulted from the observation of the living reptilian counterparts which, usually at rest, seem to be in a near constant state of contemplation."

Post agin' like we did last summer....

Edward.....

James.....

Olmos......

................................

Tom........

Dick.............

Harry???????????

someone needs to make another post in this thread

No wai i wunt do it!
:lol:

No.

EDWARD JAMES OLMOS
http://www.alanmercer.com/images/ed%20j%20olmos.jpg
The single greatest person ever born.

Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker?

Anyone else notice that there are threads longer than this one?

Well we better not see your name in any of them! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what were the names of the 3 amigoes????:confused: :confused: :confused: ?

Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned Nederlender or something along those lines....

The three musketeers anyone?

Anyone? anyone?

Come on you useless illiterate fools!

Hoo U Callin' illeterite, Man! :mad:

What chu talkin' bout Willis?!

Another post from me

Chalk another one up

The truth of the matter, is that there is no soup...

and heres anudder!

No soup!? What the hell am I supposed to do with this spoon then!?

ladidadada

What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys?

The day I find that out is the day I die of euphoria.

Why is a boxing RING, square?

Why is it that you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Why is it that cargo is on a ship, and a shipment is in a car?

Why do we spend our lives trying to live long enough to spend?

Why is the expressway always slower?!

Why do we...!?!?

*suffers a massive brain aneurysm*

Why isn't it that this thread seems to get bigger? Alas.

But it does!

Another Post!

fuck it.........it's been awhile.



spam from fly..........

Wow! A visit from Flyman. I hear thats like....

not very special? :thumbsup:

Whatever..

C'mon guys, every post is a good post.


What is the name of your pet.... and what is it?

A Chihuahua/silky terrier cross, 100% black all over, so my kids named it Midnight.....

It's now 8 years old, and everyone says.. " ohhh nice puppy!"

"The Cat" and he is a cat.

I've found them handy for noseguards, and I have a lot of experience not having any soup....

I don't find that surprising somehow.

I have a beagle named Jack, and he bites the shit out of my hands. :D

Lucy, and she's a toy poodle. It really is Kinkykiwi's more than it is mine.

Why do you carry shit around in your hands? :confused:

My family is very poor...

I had soup last night......

If SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN, then, EVERLASTING FUN ÷ SLINKY = ESCULATOR

You could be right.......

News flash:
AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

I take it mathematics wasn't your strong point at school?

Bada Bing. another post

"Hitler was a bad man. Winston Churchill was a good man. But if you were in a balloon with Hitler and Churchill, and you were losing altitude..."
-Harry Hill

wise man, that Harry Hill.....

What about the good things Hitler did? :lol:

Hmmm now lets see..... I know!
1: he fixed.... nope that wasn't him..

I pass...

Here is post #4895. little by little....

we haven't hit 5000 yet?!?!?

Soon, my friend, soon.

Only 102 more posts to go!

101 bottles of beer.....

I started it, the painful annoying song...so...I might as well ressucitate it.
Cheers.
871 bottles of beer on the was, 871 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around, 870 bottles of beer on the wall.
(if you shoot me, I'll understand)

100 posts to go! CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!