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Chicago, since it was just sitting there, supporting Bones and his lazy-assed chimp
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Bubbles. "Oh man!" cried bundy, "I could have saved Chicago if only I
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really gave a shit about the place." The virus moved to a town.....
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that had a low crime rate and lots of parks for the children.
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The virus took one look at all the Volvos parked on the streets
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and started stealing all the hubcaps. "You can never have too many of
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these pretty shiny ones." It turned and looked back towards the thing it
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left in the place of the stolen hubcaps. It was a really big
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strap-on dildo, flying at hypersonic speeds thru the clouds, leaving contrails of dildos
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that, if you looked closely, spelled out, "Bones got the monkey, monkey blues!".
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Regular dildos don't fly like that. This one was special, it had personality
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and felt the real pain of rejection from its last owner, Astrocloud. This special
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Dildo also cursed like a motherfucker. "Bundy get me a fuckin' Beer, you
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cock slut whore fuck bitch marsupial-tits wannabee michael j. fox bastard cookiecutter winner
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, who we all love!¨ screamed Munku from his solarium, where he spent most
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of his man-seed against the frosted glass, while cackling, "WE ARE FAMILY",
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which was his favorite song to beat-off to since he was a
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professional johnson fluffer.It's too bad that Munku chose that route to follow
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. Ever since his run-in with LONG DONG SILVER, Munku has never been able .........
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completely close his mouth. Drooling has become a real problem, especially on dates
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where his date resembles a 3 toed lemur. His extreme fetish with lemurs
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is still legal in Mississippi, but it is frowned apon. To stop drooling,
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he's found that cotton balls and duct tape work almost as well as
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wrapping his versatile and oddly elastic lips lengthwise around a giant thick juicy
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saguaro cactus that still has the needles intact. He uses the needles to
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apply liquid acid to his eyeball and hallucinate about tofu action figures that
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are anatomically correct, each packing decent sized genitals. Suddenly, a Blue Whale launched
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a vicious jeloping of chinese senators that were hellbent on vengeance towards sixteen
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of flyman's most stoned crew. "Hit 'em with our extra eggrolls", directed fly,
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"then toss them a couple of fortune cookies.".....The poor bastards won't know
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what drugs they're on. The Chinese looked especially stoned and had the munchies.
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Being Chinese though, they were hungry again in an hour for more munchies
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, so they decided to hold up the local convenience store. The store owner,
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an old fisherman who had decided to take a breather from the sea
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because of an old fling with a mermaid and he couldn't find the
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damn treasure,decided to show these thieves the meaning of jesus,and pulled
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four loops of rope from his fanny pack along with a pound of
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good marijuana that he stole from Flymans personal stash. He tied the rope
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around his little willie, hoping to make amends by pulling it off so
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his turtle, whom he molested nightly, would forgive him. Alas, his weiner was
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