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joy spot... "Oooooh", said Jane "You can fish it out yourself". Her inflatable
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ladia massaged his thick, throbbing penis as he slowly penetrated her from behind
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. He then bashed her in the head with a crowbar and jello shot
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from her worked-over ass. It had been there since the Reagan Administration, which
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suprisingly, the jello kept its shape of the Eiffel tower that it was
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(I am laughing to hard to reply right now.)
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formed into by a mold made of dried KY and a network of
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jelly beans,licorice and maybe even a little bit of paddyjoe's jism...Jane
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decided that PJ´s jism would taste great with some ketchup, hot sauce style,
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-So she pulled out a long dried crunchy strand from her rubbery anus,
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microwaved it on high for 3 1/2 minutes, then wove it around a juicy
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Racoon which was conveniantly angry and foaming from the mouth. She dipped that
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sumbitch into a pit of flesh-eating hamsters who were very loudly singing
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a song about anal leakage. Jesus appeared on the horizon, just then something
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shot at Jesus from the grassy knoll-shaped opposite horizon, it was the
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four pidgeons that flew overhead.One had relieved himself high above the knoll...
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and struck the coward holding the gun. Bad puns are taking over the
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board of the nonsense, which happens to be where bundy and Bones drag
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their pet Queens around by the ears so that they would feel more
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manly. Seriously though, all bad puns aside, bundy has had a love affair
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with Cameron Diaz! Many years prior to that delicious summer fling, Phaetius had
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told bundy that cameron was at his place,just waiting to meet with
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Bundy's other kidnap victims: Matt Damon and the dwarf from Austin Powers. They
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tried to convert him over to the wonderful religion of mormonism, but bundy
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pulled out his bowel disruptor gun and blasted wildly at random people causing
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Diarrhea attacks. Shots were fired. People Screamed. Bundy grabbed Matt Damon and said,
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¨i´ve got a couple of grams of good Colombian, wanna come back to
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Jesus?". Matt shook his head sadly and replied, " My proctologist informed me that
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Jesus secretly gets off on reaching in your bum. What's Columbian anyways?" Alligators
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danced solemnly under the swingset, while children watched and pointed. Steve Irwin, out
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cold from his battle with Lt. Worf, simmered over an open fire while
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the impressive alligators slowly danced and thrusted their genitals forward like strippers
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that bump and grind at the lonely losers who plunk down their hard-earned
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monkey bars in an effort to somehow please themselves thus rendering them unable
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to wake up and smell the coffee. Since the alligators couldn't get energized.......
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someone would have to come to the rescue......flyman!!! He grabbed the pole
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a proceeded to swing around it and kick all the losers in the
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teeth, knocking every single loser tooth out. Flyman then ordered three mysterious hookers
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to help him land a job with their pimp. However, his ass wasn't
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as firm and tight as it used to be, so he ended up
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